HENCH: OF ALL TIME
Project Overview
HENCH is a YouTube series following two bumbling, yet-to-be-named henchmen who can hold down a job about as well as paper holds down on a desk in the wind. The series follows the group working for various Gotham criminals, and their antics somehow end up helping Batman bring them down, one by one, by complete accident. It's not quite fanfiction, but 1000.5% satire and parody. The series is planned to escalate into complete nonsense eventually, working into a pop-culture multiverse, ultimately a love letter to pop culture, the internet, and YouTube itself.
Oh, and did I mention it's going to be LEGO Animated?
This is a passion project, just a really fun bit, but as I post episodes on YouTube, if it generates popularity, I'm willing to go all the way and turn it into a full thing, and split proceeds. However, I'm gonna disclaimer, as with some folks there's mild confusion, I am unlikely to be able to pay you up front, (excluding animator roles), and will not unless the project takes off. It's a gamble, but one that could very well pay off. This idea is a lightning in a bottle.
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Blender preferably, and familiar with LEGO. Similar style to LEGOMe_theOG. I will split proceeds from the show between the writers and animators, so please, apply. I can pay up to 30$ upfront as well.
- english
- SFM
- LEGO
- blender
- blender
- sfm
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I can't quite offer payment BUUUUUT, you can retain 100% of the rights to your music, and you are allowed to post it on Spotify/etc without having to worry about royalties.
- english
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Someone who can make some great sound effects, and rip others off the internet.
- english
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Palpatine, but cartoonishly evil.
- Emperor Palpatine
- english
- male senior
- Emperor Palpatine
- Emperor Palpatine
YOUR SHIP IS UNDER ATTACK BY THE GALAXY'S GREATEST EVIL MINDS! Including: DIRECTOR KRENNIK!
Nope! They're all canon! Probably worth a space Google.
Incarcerated. Incel. Insolent.
- english
- jersey
- criminal
- Adult Male
I WILL BREAK YOU!
Hey! Deathstroke has come to save us!
- english
- male senior
- any
- Pretentious
Yeah, the robbery hasn't been scheduled. See, (holds up clipboard, taps it with a pen) hasn't been scheduled at all.
(Stern, but not loud) February Nineteenth! Twenty-Twenty-Four! One Forty-Five! Do you see "Robbery" written there?
Well, clearly you didn't. If you had thought, you would have asked around and talked to Falcone-
A frustrated ex girlfriend who doesn't wanna put up with Freddy's nonsense. Very close with Deathstroke, practically siblings.
- english
- all american accents
- comic book
- female adult
- female young adult
WHO ARE YOU?? HOW DID YOU GET THIS NUMBER?!
Ugh. Should have known you were calling for *him*. Not to apologize for STANDING ME UP ON A DATE!
Badass Henchman. Should come off as such. Should be the coolest one in the room.
- english
- male adult
- Cool Guy
- Cool Guy
Heyyyyy! WINSETT! My man!
These jackets are CRAZY MAN!
An actor portraying the hero from The Last of Us.
- english
- Joel Miller
- Texas (Real)
- Joel Miller
- male adult
- Joel Miller
- Texas (real)
And that, that's when I realized, we truly were... The Last of Us.
A spoiled valley girl brat. Obsessed with shopping and whatever is new on TikTok. Detours Leia, really.
- english
- female young adult
- american valley girl
- dumb
Like, who even are you? Some kind of, like, emperor?
It's like, so crazy Luke. He, like, kidnapped me.
Waylon Jones once was a thug in the hood, droppin' wild bars, but when his skin condition flared up, he turned into a terrifying monster, a killer croc, per se.
- english
- Dragon
- monster
- dragon
- monster
- Dragon
- Monster
- male adult
- lizard
- lizard man
- Lizard
- Lizard Man
*Drop some rapping bars, but with a lizard voice*
(Menacingly) I found it very funny as well.
Ahhh! The BATMAN!
A total bro. If he wasn't wearing this, it would be a wife beater, a baseball cap from Rosemary Beach, and sunglasses. He talks like it too.
- english
- male young adult
- teen
- jock
- Deathstroke
- male adult
- Deathstroke
- Such a Bro
- Bros
- english
- Jock
Ah, yes. Arkham. I can try to do something about that. Say, did you call Sinestro? He was pretty fond of you two when you worked with him.
Well, I'll be down there in a few days. Thanks for the tip! Always wanted to cause an Arkham breakout...
You have one line. Have fun.
- english
- all american accents
- male adult
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An overdramatic, yet super annoyed son of a serial killer. Has a bad habit of leaving his father places.
- english
- Michael Afton
- male adult
- all american accents
- Michael Afton
- FNAF
- fnaf
- american
Alright Fazgang. Here's the plan. Freddy? You go right. Foxy? You go left! Chica? Just... (Stares at her for a moment, almost to the point it's offensive.) Just be Chica. And let Carl do his thing. Come back when you're a toy. Then we can... (flirty voice) talk...
Alright Fazgang. Let's go... SPRING THIS TRAP. Because we must stand together against my father, or we will fall apart! I used to think that the Five Nights were the nights I spent here, avoiding you because you thought I was him. But no. The real FNAF? That was the friends we made along the way.... TOGETHER, WE ARE THE FNAF!
The Archenemy of Superman, and one of the smartest people in Hench.
- english
- male adult
- Lex Luthor
- american
- american
- delawarian
I took time from my campaign for this. Superman will be lured in too. So many vigilante scums to wipe off this Earth.
I'm... Lex Luthor? I've stolen Kryptonite from you before?
A hardboiled commissioner whose only job is to click the button to the Bat-Signal.
- english
- female adult
- jersey
- Cop
- police
KILLER MOTH?! BWAHAHAHA!
Faith and begorrah, Batman.
FREEZE, Mr. FREEZE!
He got sucked into his work and became bitter toward his partner. He abused his kids and watched them die, only to discover the secret to life itself. He killed dozens to save his kids, and now he wants a second chance. The voice should resemble the game, or perhaps the meme with the vent.
- english
- male adult
- William Afton
- William Afton
MICHAEL! MICHAEL DON'T LEAVE ME HERE! PLEASE! MICHAAAEL!
I ALWAYS come back.
A dark, malevolent force travelling the multiverse trying to regain the dark form he lost.
- english
- Negativitron
- male adult
- LittleBigPlanet
- vacuum
- monster
Go through the portal, ally. I can help you more that what you're about to do ever will.
Then a second chance you will get. We can even bring back the children you killed. Make your restaurant safe again... And maybe kill your partner... What's his name... Emily?
Lois Lane, the exhausted ex of Superman.
CLARK! IT IS OVER! IT HAS BEEN OVER!
OHMYGOD! KILLER MOTH?!
Lois Lane's best friend and casual Waffle House enjoyer.
- english
- female adult
- Vicki Vale
- all american accents
- Female reporter
Lois, how you holding up in Gotham?
You do have an identity outside of Superman, you know?
- english
- male adult
- all american accents
- american
A man has fallen into the river in LEGO City... And you're LAUGHING?
After the events of LEGO Dimensions, someone got sent home to the wrong place... Basically if Matpat and Conspiracy Board Scene Charlie Day had a baby.
- english
- male adult
- all american accents
- Matpat
- Charlie Day
(Frantic) WHAT DOES WHO CALL ME? DOES IT EVEN MATTER!? (Calmer) Winter.
What's MY DEAL? WHAT'S MY DEAL?! I've uncovered some maaaaajor shit buddy that's my deal.
Back in Twenty Fifteen I was hand picked by the Joker to accompany him on some travels. Little did I know I'd be hopping across dimensions. But what I didn't bargain for was hopping entire MULTIVERSES! You see, they constantly referred to them as dimensions, realities, and they were, just not of the same multiverse. THERE WERE DIFFERENT MULTIVERSES! Each with countless different realities! It was unreal! So I start doing a little research after the fiasco at that nuclear plant and, ohhhh shit buddy, it got DEEP. I started tracking this "Lord Vortech" character's origin, and it all harkins back to a reality on the border of the omniverse, more specifically in one--
Should be able to do a few different sounding voices for males. Please audition as many as you can.
- english
- Adult Male
- all american accents
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Just need varied female voices. Should be able to do several.
- english
- female adult
- all american accents
- american
- female
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A gossipy inmate who loves love stories and tea.
- english
- female adult
- female young adult
- hispanic
- hispanic american
- Hispanic
KISS KISS KISS KISS!
GAYYYY!
The Strongest guard in Arkham, who has a weird situation with Killer Croc. Should sound like the Key and Peele substitute.
- english
- male adult
- African American Vernacular
- African American Vernacular
Ah, yeah, should have expected that. All of you! Back to your cells. Ain't nobody making a toy outta Aaron Cash!
Yeah. We'll be transferring you to the phantom zone next week. I hope you enjoy your time here.
Practicing the art of the Incarcerated Gentleman. He should feel like he stepped out of a Jules Verne book.
- english
- male senior
- Aristocratic British
- aristocratic british
Excuse me, Mister Water that has been Cooled Below Zero, and Miss Toxicodendron radicans, but I do believe that we may need to, and pardon my vulgar language, skedaddle. I simply do not think we have enough time for these... Trivial Pursuits (holds up a Trivial Pursuit game throws it behind him) before the one known as "Man who dresses not unlike a bat" appears.
Gordon's right hand woman.
- english
- female adult
- female young adult
- all american accents
- jersey
COMISSIONER GORDON! ALL THE VILLAINS HAVE BROKEN OUT OF ARKHAM!
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Diana Prince, Queen of the Amazons. Basically a cameo. Audition how you like.
- english
- Wonder Woman
- female adult
- female young adult
- all american accents
- Wonder Woman
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