Get Out of my Graveyard: Show Pilot!
Project Overview
The first episode of “Get Out of my Graveyard” is about our 6 main ghosts fighting to get rid of the hippies that set up camp in their graveyard. Bob, David, and Mollys deaths are revealed in this episode, and the other three will be in the next (if there is one, hopefully.) There’s some sinister scenes, and some comedic scenes, creating the perfect indie pilot derived from absurdism. If you ever wanted to voice act in indie, original projects like Digital Circus, Hazbin Hotel, or Spooky Month, this is very similar to those, so now’s your chance! I hope you like it, and consider voicing a character/characters!
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Bob Bibbity is a former game show host with twisted morals and a sense of quirkiness and sinisterness. He’s a bit of a mystery to *most* of the other ghosts. He should be as charmingly loud and obnoxious as possible, which is why all of his lines are written in uppercase in the script, please don’t interpret that as constant yelling, it’s simply how I view him. Voice headcanon: Alex Ronchon’s interpretation of Spamton from Deltarune.
- english
- animation/character
- animation
- male adult
- american
- male young adult
COME ON MIDDLEMAN, PRESS YOUR LUCK!
YES, YOU’D RATHER STICK A BULLET IN YOUR HEAD THEN GO BACK TO CAMP, SO LET ME ASK YOU, WHAT'S KEEPING YOU FROM DOING JUST THAT?
DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO? I HOST HUNDREDS OF GAME SHOWS AND YOU TUNE IN FOR EACH ONE? WHY? I HAVE NO GREATER VALUE! THE WORLD IS BROKEN AND THE ONLY THING FILLING THE CRACKS ARE DELUSIONS! NOTHING BUT DELUSIONS! EVERYTHING SHOULD BE ERASED! EVERYTHING! THE MORE WE GO OFF, TRUSTING AND BELIEVING OTHER LYING PEBBLES, THE MORE WE DIE INSIDE. THE MORE WE DIE INSIDE, THE EMPTIER WE GET. IF WE LAY EMPTY… THEN WE’LL ALL BE EVEN MORE INSIGNIFICANT! BUT MAYBE, JUST MAYBE THERE'S A NEW LIFE SOMEWHERE FOR US, WHERE WE SEE PARADISE, WHERE WE NEVER LEARN TO RELY ON OTHERS, WHERE WE ARE IMMORTAL AND FULL. DO YOU THINK THE BIG GUY UPSTAIRS WILL ALLOW THAT FOR THE MASSES? LET'S FIND OUT ON TODAY'S EPISODE OOOOOOF! GET OUT OF MY GRAVEYARD!
David is a sarcastic, selfish prick. Yep, he's one of those. He‘s a businessman whos basically a fraud, and he’s pretty smug about it, but theres a small part of him that isn’t happy about his past. He has a sly and smooth voice, not that deep, but not that high.
- english
- male young adult
- animation/character
- american
- animation
Well, as long as I can run off with a fortune, I’m fine. It's not entirely my fault if the company falls into disrepair. I'm not taking it as my problem if some needy people lost some pennies.
WAIT TILL I TELL MY LAWYER ABOUT THIS!
Oh PLEASE. Your dream of what? Being a sociopath? Don’t act like I was a FAN of yours. So how are you here, Bob Bippity? Because you sure as HELL don’t belong in purgatory!
*Say something you think would fit*
Despite her not having the most lines in the script (still a lot- just not the most) Anastasia is the commanding voice of the ghosts, the boss, if you will. Shes been in the graveyard/purgatory the longest, and everyone seems to respect her. Make sure she have a deep, professional British accent, and don't make her voice too high-pitched, make her like a dictator, if you will.
- english
- female young adult
- animation/character
- british (posh)
- female adult
- animation
That's right, we shall haunt them away! (speed talking) I’ve done a few professional hauntings, but they were only able to give people a bit of a scare because, usually only demons are able to really knock em’ dead so we will have to brainstorm and-
ERUGH! DON'T YOU HEAR THAT! WE MUST GET RID OF THEM BEFORE MY EARS START TO BLEED JUST AS MY EYES DID!
I hate this. I don’t wish to witness people around me having a good time. Happiness shouldn’t exist if half the population can’t access it.
Ida has two sides- literally. She was cut in two with a chainsaw, cutting her left and right brain in half, so she’s basically two characters in one in ghost form. In the script, Ida 1 is the left brain- snarky, smart, and insufferable. Ida 2 is the right brain- happy, curious, and dumb. Though her story isnt in this episode and she doesn’t have many lines, she will shine in episode 2. She has a thick Australian accent and a semi-high pitched voice.
- english
- female young adult
- ausrtralian
- animation/character
- general australian
- animation
Ida(1): Its true. All of his moves were visible miscalculations.
Ida 2: I mean, they can’t be that different from all the mourning families we get here. This could be a breath of fresh air even!
Ida(1): Guess we know why you're not in heaven. I don’t know why you're proud of that cause look where it's got you.
A scuba diver from the 1800s. I will be voicing this role, so don’t worry about it!
*Say something you think would fit*
These two are vastly different, but their voices are pretty similar. They’re both hippies, but Josh sounds much more like one. Josh has a soft voice that sounds like he’s high 24/7 and John is a nervous wreck who‘s could have a panic attack any second, but is trying so hard to fit in with Josh and his hippie friends.
- english
- animation
- american
- hippie
- male young adult
- animation/character
Josh: I know! We are finally recognised in this society. I really, finally, feel like I belong. But I can’t say the same for you, bud. What's going on?
John: …L-Look, for all I know I could be delusional.
John: N-no! It's just, I swear I heard your name before. I-its nothing. What were you saying about.. Leaving this behind?
There are a whole lot of extra lines in this script that needs a voice actor! If you can do multiple voices, this is the role for you. There is the same amount of lines here then the main cast, so please consider this one.
- english
- male young adult
- male teen
- animation
- male adult
- animation/character
- all american accents
Producer: You are out of your head.
Hippie: Do you think she’s single?
Co-worker: Well don’t let any customer hear you say that! You have one of the highest positions, you're envied! Wait till people hear that all you do is sit back and watch some discontinued brain dead game show!
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