Domter Co. Read Homestuck
Project Overview
I run a series for Homestuck on my Youtube Channel. The series is currently around 100 pages in (out of 8,000+). I started this series with my friends, but now I'm wanting to expand and recast in a more professional way. So far, the four main kids were introduced with voice actors, but one needs to be replaced, and auditions will be available for the others in case I can find an even better voice actor. To get a role, you need to commit for a very, VERY long time, this project will likely take multiple years if we wish to finish the comic. I personally have voices that I'd like certain characters to have, but don't let that stop you from auditioning! This will not be payed, it is mainly for fun. If the series does reach a point where it makes money, I will be able to pay for services.
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John Egbert is the first and (arguably) main character of Homestuck.
"John tends to be a bit of a goofball, making bad jokes and using off-beat humor and subtle irony. He tends to be passive in nature, complying with commands not because they made logical sense, but because he was told to. His optimism through stalwart skepticism causes his friends think of him as the leader, while he prefers just being their friend."
He is a nerd and his voice should reflect that. I'm looking for a high pitched, almost squeaky, nasally voice.
- english
[You're responding to someone who's been annoying you all day, but who claims is trying to be your friend.]
ok, this time i'll believe you that you aren't human.
because the skepticism center of my brain is starting to wear kind of thin i guess.
but you're still a major asshole and i don't actually want to talk to you, so bye.[You're trying to reassure a friend who is guilty for tricking you into doing something for them, which turned out to be good in the end.]
heh. i really don't know what reason i would have to be angry!
i mean, aside from the deception involved, but i kinda understand why you did that.
and in any case, you did give me a choice.[Your friends are asking you about a love interest.]
um, wow, i don't know.
i mean, yeah, sure it would be fun to do something like that with her, i think.
but...
beyond that, it's a little confusing!
i don't think i have ever actually liked a girl before in that way, so i am not really sure what i am supposed to feel or do...
Rose's is a big thinker, and her inflection should show that. Rose should sound like a smart girl from Seattle.
"Rose's interests include a passion for obscure literature, creative writing (about which she is very secretive), and dabbles in psychoanalysis. Despite her mature exterior, Rose can also be quite silly. Rose's personality can be described as one of stoic intelligence. There's no denying that she's one of the smartest characters, and she isn't reluctant to show it through inventive use of her extensive vocabulary. She can seem snarky and even hurtful at times due to her constant sarcastic tone, and is fairly reclusive, rarely initiating conversation unless it is important. She conceals her true feelings rather well, and even appears incredibly calm about the prospect of dying."
[You're in a battle of wit with an alien unaware of human culture.]
I would admire the sophistication of you and your fellow future-dwellers a little more if you seemed to be aware the word "human" only functions as that sort of adjective in bad science fiction.
But I won't be rude and change the subject.
There's a still a bit of unflagellated straw poking out of your rhetorical effigy over here.[You're running out of time, plagued with indecision.]
Sorry, John.
I'm just nervous about it.
About whether telling you what you definitely will or won't do will alter a predetermined outcome.
The result would be a splintered timeline, and we would all be sentenced to eventual oblivion.
I'm presently optimistic this has not happened yet, and this is still the alpha timeline. I'd like to keep it that way.[A mix between poetry and rap.]
Prong of flesh bereft of home
Found solace 'twixt a cleft of foam.
Of apocalypse your thoughts eclipse
A painted pair of parted lips
That dare through kiss to stir the air
That teases tufts of orange hair.
And though faces flush in lovers' fits,
Hands snug in plush as gloves befit.
"He is obsessed with being cool, which manifests itself in his unceasing pursuit of new ironic depths. Dave is introduced to readers as a "really cool dude", which is shown throughout the early acts of the story. He jeers at John's inability to set up his Fetch Modus when John asks him for help and berates John's interests constantly. But despite the indifferent front he puts up, Dave cares about his friends. Dave, despite all of his joking around seems to always take things generally seriously if needed, which also leads him to surpress any other emotion so they don't get in his way."
Dave should have a fairly neutral american accent, perhaps with a lower voice. The only direction for his voice is to sound as full of yourself as possible.
[You're on a roll, making fun of a jerk.]
bro look in my eyes
that twinkle
that be DEVOTION you herniated pro wrestlers sweaty purple taint
sparklin like a visit from your fairy fuckin godmother
shit be PURE AND TRUE
thats what you see
a kaleidoscopic supernova of all your hopes and dreams all swishin together
radially effevescing arms of more little boy peckers than you can imagine
turning out insane corkscrew haymakers of a billion dancing vienna sausages strong
this is how we do this
this shits more real than kraft mayo[A rap]
alright
weird but alright
you sound wound up
but my gears are airtight
steer clear a the seer and the knight if youre scared of unfair fights
youll drop like the staircase impaired, seein em spareds a fair fuckin rare sight
for poor eyes like that millionaire whos pockets i mocked earlier
hes paradoxically me but richer and surlier
broke as his sword before his stock picks skyrocketed
worth more than all the chests lockpicked and gold croc bricks and boonbucks i pickpocketed
fillin folios with millions im milkin to pad out my pockets
more chock full than sad trollian villains cloggin my blocklist
so thoughtful to popul-
-ate my slate with propositions to copulate to a spate of hemoerotic hotpix
which i posit you got shit of that nature in spades
as my shades got you locked in
spyin a guy whos eyed more cocks and dicks than i got clocks and they got ticks
"Jade has a very quirky personality, and often dozes off to sleep, then wakes up without any recollection of ever falling asleep. She is forgetful and wears colorful reminder rings on her fingers. She has an interest in older cartoons, the furry fandom, Nuclear physics, and high-tech gadgetry, and she is a skilled riflewoman. She has repeatedly proven herself to be very brave and resourceful. She cares deeply about her friends and values the ability to act in a crisis, as well as the ability to rise above her despair when others are counting on her. She becomes very frustrated when she, or some version of herself is unable or willing to help in a time of need. Despite her generally positive and plucky demeanor, she has been shown to be impatient and rather insensitive when it comes to handling the emotions of others when they are being particularly difficult."
Jade should have a high pitched and positive sounding voice.
ohhhhhhh!!!!!
i do remember you!
i remember you were talking to me about my lusus, and i had no idea what you were talking about
and still sort of dont :\
but you must mean bec
also it was shortly before your friend sent me a weird message
about how my robot was going to explode, and i should talk to him when it happens
this was months agoboth are!
but a silly conversation mostly doesnt matter or make the timeline more confusing than it needs to be
so we can have one right now if you want
in fact i would say it is coming dangerously close to being one already!
but if it is a serious conversation you want then im afraid i must demand a........
PASSWORD :Pdave is cool, you know he will come around when the time is right
he just has a lot of work to do first
and so do you!
youll need to keep searching for a stable signal and power source, it will be hard but dont give up!!!
and dont worry about me either, focus on playing with john first
it all starts with you two!
"Karkat is a very crabby troll, in more ways than one. He spends a lot of time insulting and ranting about both his friends and the kids. In keeping with the cantankerous theme of his personality, he rarely smiles. He is also often seen screaming, pounding his fists against his keyboard, or generally raging when talking to anyone. He is not particularly patient when explaining himself, making even his most sound advice appear to be random insults. Karkat is ruthlessly ambitious and will grasp at any opportunity for power, but he just doesn't have the subtlety of his troll compatriots and ends with the short end of the stick more than once. His real strength is to shepherd his dysfunctional troll friends into following a plan, which just gives him another excuse to go off the handle when something does not go according to it. Despite his arrogant and volatile behavior he proves to be a somewhat effective leader of the twelve trolls."
Honestly, just look up broadwaykarkat or karkalicious for the voice I'd like for Karkat
ATTENTION WORTHLESS HUMAN.
THIS IS YOUR GOD SPEAKING.
IT IS A WRATHFUL GOD WHO DESPISES YOU MORE THAN YOU COULD HAVE POSSIBLY DARED TO FEAR.
I HAVE WATCHED YOUR ENTIRE PATHETIC LIFE UNFOLD.
I HAVE OBSERVED YOU WHILE YOU WOULD QUAKE AND TREMBLE IN PERSONAL PRAYERS OF SHAME.
WHILE YOU PLEADED FORGIVENESS FOR BEING SUCH A WRETCHED DISGUSTING FAILURE ON EVERY CONCEIVABLE LEVEL.
PROSTRATE BEFORE THE STUPID AND FALSE CLOWN GODS YOU HAVE SCRIBBLED ON THE WALLS OF YOUR BLOCK.
BOGUS DEITIES WORSHIPED BY A PRIMITIVE "PARADISE" PLANET.
BUT YOUR PRAYERS WILL NOT BE ANSWERED.
THERE ARE NO MIRACLES IN STORE FOR YOU, HUMAN.
ONLY MY HATE.
IT IS A HATE SO PURE AND HOT IT WOULD CONSUME YOUR SAD UNDERDEVELOPED HUMAN THINK PAN TO EVEN CONTEMPLATE.
IT IS A HATE THAT TO FATHOM MUST BE PUT INTO SONG.
SHRIEKED BY THE TEN THOUSAND ROWDY SHOUT SPHINCTERS PEPPERING THE GRUESOME UNDERBELLY OF THE MOST TRUCULENT GOD THE FURTHEST RING CAN MUSTER.
IT IS A HATE THAT MADE YOU AND WILL SURELY DESTROY YOU.
MY HATE IS THE LIFEBLOOD THAT PULSES THROUGH THE VEINS OF YOUR UNIVERSE.
IT IS MY GIFT TO YOU.
YOU'RE WELCOME FOR THAT.
YOU UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT.HOW DO YOU GET OUT OF YOUR COCOON IN THE MORNING KNOWING YOU'RE THE WORST THING A UNIVERSE WAS EVER RESPONSIBLE FOR?
ALSO IT MUST BE HARD WITH YOUR HANDS TO PERSISTENTLY BOTHERING EVERY MUTATED SET OF GENITALS PEPPERING THAT GHASTLY HUSK YOU PAWN OFF AS A BODY.
HAS A FEMALE EVER LOOKED AT YOU WITHOUT AT ONCE TURNING SKYWARD AND ERUPTING LIKE A VOMIT VOLCANO, ANSWER ME THAT.
"Aradia lost most of her interest in ordinary activities after her death, and appears to be constantly bored. Breaking things is the only way she is comfortable in showing her emotions. She refuses to allow herself to acknowledge that she has emotions because it makes her feel safe to feel nothing. Before her death, she seems to have been happier and more enthusiastic, complimenting Tavros on his sense of fun while playing Flarp."
Alive, Aradia should sound just like a regular happy teenage girl, but after she dies, her inflection is monotone and flat.
the corpse party!
theres no better time and there are so many corpses here to work with
is everybody ok with that? do you want to have a big corpse party?
we can incinerate the remains in the sun it will be just gloriouss0rry ab0ut everything
and all the bad luck y0uve had
y0u didnt deserve it
i have t0 g0 n0wn0 i d0nt care ab0ut that
its y0ur quest t0 tear y0ur sessi0n apart
i kn0w its exciting
breaking stuff
and n0t w0rrying ab0ut it
but there are c0nsequences t0 hum0ring y0ur destructive impulses
and c0nsequences t0 f0ll0wing
what they say
"Tavros is just too sensitive to be a decent troll. He sucks at trolling and usually ends up getting trolled himself. On the surface, he seems innocently ignorant of his own shortcomings as a troll, or mockery from others - Karkat says he's unable to truly hate anyone, even the thorn in his paw, Vriska."
I'd like Tavros to sound like Octopimp in his FAQ Tavros video.
hE'S, uHH,
oKAY,
sOMEONE SAID i SHOULD GIVE MY SELF ESTEEM A NAME,
aND TO BE CAREFUL ABOUT WHAT i SAY, tO MAKE SURE i DON'T HURT HIS FEELINGS,[A really shitty and timid rap]
oKAY,
iMAGINE AN ARRAY OF BEATS THAT SET LIMITS,
tHEY GOT A RULEBOOK, iT DOESN'T PAY TO SKIM IT,
bECAUSE, tHERE'S NOT A LOT OF LATITUDE,
tHEY WON'T STAND FOR AN ATTITUDE,
aND, cROSSING THEM'S A HABIT YOU'D,
(nOT REALLY WANT TO GET INTO BECAUSE, uHH),
tHEY'D GET PRETTY MAD AT YOU,yOU WANT ME TO APOLOGIZE,
fOR BEING PARALYZED,
i DON'T MEAN TO BE RUDE, oR bORING,
bUT THAT'S RIDICULOUS, gIVEN,
uH, tHE CIRCUMSTANCES,
"Sollux seems introverted. He is a well-known hacker, having a lot of experience with computer programs and programming, and is also a master of Apiculture Networks, using bees and their hive as a computer. He also is a high-level psionic, which gives him the power of telekinesis. Sollux is said to have bipolar disorder. The bipolar mood swings can be noticed in how Sollux changes his mind about subjects , his impulsive destructive behaviour and his impulsivity in general. He is also self-deprecating and beats himself up about little things such as how he doesn't think he is good enough as a hacker even when he is apeshit bananas at computers."
Sollux should sound nerdy, with a lisp, seen in Octopimp's video.
oh ii dont know, maybe becau2e we are 2uppo2ed two 2ave the world twogether???
ii al2o talk two you becau2e iin ca2e you havent notiiced ii de2pii2e my2elf and perpetually 2eek two dupliicate through emotiional paiin the cacophony of phy2iical paiin my hiideou2 mutant braiin cau2e2 me every day.
oh my god ii ju2t had a breakthrough!!!
thank you 2o much for thii2, iit wa2 great.
that wa2 a joke, here type "ha".are you me22iing wiith me??
you do realiize iim p2ychiic two.
ii could pull 2o much triippy 2hiit out of my 2piinal creviice, iit would make your head 2piin liike dervii2h iin a fuckiing blender.
2o GET OFF YOUR HIIGH HOOFBEA2T.aradiia ii would liike two apologiize, ii flew off the handle there.
iit wa2 liike the handle wa2 a bald guy goiing really fa2t, and ii wa2 hii2 twoupee.
2o iim 2orry, iit wa2 my fault.
"Nepeta likes friendly roleplaying. She has a naïve view of everything. She lives in a cave and hunts and eats animals, then occasionally wears their fur and paints with their blood. In fact, she uses this blood along with soot and ash to create wall art, such as storyboards for a comic and her shipping wall."
Nepeta should have a high pitched cute voice, seen here.
AC: :33 < *ac saunters from her dark cave a little bit sl33py from the recent kill*
AC: :33 < *ac uses one of her mouths to lick the fresh blood off her paws*
AC: :33 < *and the other one to blow you a kiss!*AC: :33 < i s33 right through your stupid act, who are you trying to kid!
AC: :33 < look how you go out of your way to use words that have x's in them so that you can use your silly purrcent signs
AC: :33 < or use these absurd words that you can shoehorn a '100' into, even if its not strictly replacing 'loo'!!!
AC: :33 < you are so transpurrent
AC: :33 < i can tell you like to play games, d33p down you are a guy who likes to play games!
AC: :33 < i can smell a guy who likes to play games from so fur away with this nose, you have no idea X33AC: :33 < rawrgh, you are such a hypurrcrite!
AC: :33 < you pretend to be so high and mighty but i know you're not and i know you like games
AC: :33 < look at that silly little bow and arrow you always type!
AC: :33 < its always there, you never furget
AC: :33 < why would you do that if it wasnt a playful fun thing, i am so on to you!
"Kanaya is a unique troll in the sense that she enjoys the rays of the Alternian sun. She is the only troll yet to have taken a liking to the art of landscaping, using her chainsaw/lipstick to saw away at the trees to create topiary outside of her hive. Kanaya is also very creative, taking a particular interest in fashion and colorful patterns. She is an avid reader of horror and romance novels, and also has a fascination for Alternia's version of vampires, the rainbow drinkers.She is seen to be supportive and helpful at times, often acting as an auspistice, or mediator, for other trolls. Kanaya is a confirmed lesbian."
I'd like Kanaya to sound like this.
GA: Okay This Will Probably Strike You As An Odd Moment For Me To Mention This
GA: But Actually
GA: There Are Not Many Moments Ive Observed On Your Timeline Which Wouldnt Qualify As Odd
GA: And Somehow
GA: Your Idle Moments Seem To Invite Interruption The Least
GA: And This Is A Difficult Topic For Me To Broach
GA: For Reasons That You Probably Wont UnderstandGA: That Makes Me No Less Nervous
GA: Our Understanding Is That Influence From Doomed Timelines
GA: Though Seemingly Necessary To Advance In The Alpha Reality
GA: Is Generally Inauspicious
GA: Travelers From Such Branches Are Marked For Death
GA: And Though It Was Only An Insubstantial Part Of You Which Traveled
GA: Just Memories I Suppose
GA: Its Still TroublingGA: Skaia Was Always The Foil For My Curiosity
GA: But It Only Showed Me What I Needed To See
GA: It Very Much Had The Presence Of Something Sentient
GA: And
GA: Benevolent
GA: But Silent
GA: Not Something To Converse With Or Be Instructed By
GA: Or Anything With An Agenda Beyond Which It Knows To Be Manifest Already
GA: Like A Very Clear Mirror
GA: That Has Everything There Is To See Inside It
GA: But Only Some Things Are Visible At Any Given Moment
GA: I Always Trusted It
GA: And I Dont Trust Gods That Would Eschew Its Light
"Terezi can be civil, flirty, manipulative, and derisive in her interactions. Her drive for justice results in some callous and cruel actions, the majority of which she has been shown to be deeply affected by and regret later on. She is almost always grinning and in many panels, it appears as though she is cackling madly. "
My perfect Terezi is here.
GC: W3LL, FOR 1NST4NC3
GC: K4RK4T W4S 4LW4YS TORM3NT3D BY H1S P4ST 4ND FUTUR3 S3LV3S
GC: 4ND TH31R M1ST4K3S
GC: L1T3R4LLY TORM3NT3D BY TH3M 1N TH3S3 4BSURD SCH1ZOPHR3N1C M3MOS
GC: 1T W4S 1D34L FU3L FOR H1S S3LF LO4TH1NG
GC: H3 B3C4M3 OBS3SS3D W1TH H1MS3LF 4S 4N 3LUS1V3 4DV3RS4RY
GC: R4TH3R TH4N JUST B31NG H1MS3LF 1N TH3 MOM3NT 4ND R34L1Z1NG WHO H3 W4S SUPPOS3D TO B3
GC: 4ND W4K1NG UP >:[GC: OK TH3 TH1NG YOU N33D TO KNOW 1S TH3 L34D3R ST4RTS OUT BY RUNN1NG THE CL13NT 4PPL1C4T1ON
GC: WH1L3 1 TH3 LOWLY S3COND OFF1C3R CONN3CTS TO YOU W1TH TH3 S3RV3R WH1L3 1 R3M41N G3N3R4LLY 1N 4W3 OF YOUR M4NLY GR4ND3UR
GC: 4ND 1 S1T 4T MY COMPUT3R DO1NG M3N14L CHOR3S 1N SUPPORT OF YOUR H3RO1C 3SC4P4D3S WH1CH HON3STLY 1 DONT TH1NK YOUR3 R34DY FOR BUT WH4T3V3RGC: NO!
GC: W3LL
GC: SORT OF
GC: H3 DO3SNT SM3LL B4D 4CTU4LLY
GC: H3 SM3LLS R34LLY CL34N 4ND SH1NY 4ND D4RK D4RK D444RK L1K3 4N O1L SL1CK 4ND TH3R3 1S 4 T1NY H1NT OF L1COR1C3 TH3R3 TOO
GC: 1TS MOR3 L1K3
GC: TH3 W4Y H3 MOV3S
GC: 1 SM3LL H1S SMOOTH MOT1ONS 4ND TH3 W4Y H3 SQU1NTS H1S 3Y3S 4ND 1T G1V3S M3 TH1S R34LLY N3RVOUS F33L1NG
"Vriska is, more often than not, a huge bitch. She gets easily bored, makes shady deals with people, does horrible things to her 8oring friends, and then slams herself because nobody likes her or - even worse - hates her enough.Much like her lusus, a massive spider, Vriska often manipulates others, even going as far as paralyzing Tavros, blinding Terezi, and killing Aradia. Vriska believes that bad things constantly happen to her because she has terrible luck. Despite all her negative traits, she does have a softer, more benevolent side. She was genuinely upset when her plan to reconcile with Aradia failed, and she also has admitted to John that she felt bad about killing Tavros and that even though her methods were more than questionable she did genuinely try to help him get stronger. Between Tavros and John, she's shown a bit of a habit of trying to train people up the Echeladder."
I don't have a preferred voice for Vriska. Do your own interpretations!
AG: Well if you want to know what I think, you should start changing your tune.
AG: Cause even though you got all these highfalutin morals and fancy reserv8tions, you know as well as me that a killer is a killer is a killer!
AG: There 8n't no ch8nging your ways for good, and one d8y you're going to flail that silly l8ttle cane of yours and not find n8thin to 8ump into, and fall f8ce first into the shit ag8in.
AG: And you're going to do something t8rri8le to some8ody and wish you could t8ke it 8ack 8ut you c8n't!!!!!!!!
AG: And then you'll work hard to win 8ack their trust, and you'll try and try and tr8, and you'll see how hard it is!
AG: You'll seeeeeeee!AG: AAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!
AG: You're so infuri8ing! Why c8n't you just h8 me? It would 8e a lot easier th8t way.
AG: Or at least feel 8othered or annoyed or S8METHING! God!!!!!!!!
AG: May8e I sh8uld just rip my he8rt out of my chest and pound it to a 8loody pulp here on my desk with my sup8r strong ro8ot arm.
AG: Pound pound pound pound pound pound pound pound!
AG: Look at that, more nasty 8lue 8lood all over me. Why not! Might as well op8n the floodg8s and p8nt my whole hive with this oh so envia8le cerulean SWILL.
AG: 8ecause clearly it's up to me to feel em8tions for the 8oth of us, you misera8le soulless witch!
"Equius is a complicated and initially disturbing troll. He is a firm believer in the blood-caste system and believes one should respect those higher than them and is personally disgusted by those who are lower. He is brilliant enough to build his own robots, intending to destroy them in bouts of rage. He has an appreciation for fine Alternian musclebeast art, depicting extremely muscular and well-endowed beasts displaying their brutish strength. He tries to keep up with many aristocratic practices, and has dabbled in slam poetry. Equius has a tendency to quickly fly into a rage about practically everything. "
Equius should have a very deep and out of breath voice.
CT: D --> This is
CT: D --> Impropriety of a caliber I cannot even
CT: D --> It's
CT: D --> You are as low on the hemosprectrum as possible
CT: D --> To consider that someone so low could be in a position of authority over me is
CT: D --> It's just so
CT: D --> DisgustingCT: D --> I believe
CT: D --> That this is probably nonsense
CT: D --> I've already been hornswoggled repeatedly by your comrades, who I quite reasonably mistook for your superiors in b100dline
CT: D --> Your race makes a habit of deception, and I will not tolerate it
CT: D --> You will stop
CT: D --> I command that all verbal misdire%ion and hoofbeastplay will cease during my communications, is that understoodCCT: D --> Nowhere have I seen evidence of this
CCT: D --> Most of this is you from various points in time raving about nonsense and arguing with yourself
CCT: D --> Do you realize that here in the future, this bulletin has come to be regarded as something of a joke
CCT: D --> A lengthy piece of comedy, often quoted amongst ourselves in private moments of levity
CCT: D --> It seems I'm the one to inform you of this up front
CCT: D --> Which is likely why you persist with the ingratiating charade against better judgement
Gamzee is a Juggalo and a main antagonist of Homestuck. Always high on slime pies, he acts like a stoner. When sober, he becomes murderous and goes into a rage.
Gamzee should sound like this.
TC: WhAt?
TC: oH mAn SoRrY.
TC: I sPaCeD oUt, DiD yOu KnOw HoW bEaTuFuL tHe SoUnD oF tHe OcEaN iS?
TC: hAvE yOu EvEr EvEn SeEn ThE oCeAn?
TC: oR i MeAn SmElLeD iT...
TC: SoRrY.TC: AlRiGhT My pInKeSt oF MoThErFuCkIn sTaR MoNkEyS
TC: ArE YoU ReAdY
TC: To gEt tHe hOrNs yOu dOnT HaVe
TC: CoNfIsCaTeD AlL LiKe tHe mOtHeRfUcKiN HoNkTrAbAnD ThEy aRe
TC: BeInG AlL IlLiCiT As tHe vAsT JoKe iTsElF
TC: AnD ThEn
TC: HaNdEd aT RiGhT BaCk tO YoU?TC: i've been kicking the wicked ignorance on this shit.
TC: BEEN MOTHERFUCKIN SLAUGHTERING THE WICKED IGNORANCE, BRO.
TC: all up in lifelong denial about my calling.
TC: AS A DESCENDANT OF THE HIGH MOTHERFUCKIN SUBJUGGLATORS.
TC: we are higher than you, brother.
TC: WE ARE HIGHER THAN MOTHERFUCKIN EVERYBODY.
TC: honk.
"Eridan has an affection for tales of historical leaders, conquerors, and military history. His passion for these extravagant stories of conquest and glory lends itself to his overly theatrical mannerisms and his massive ego. He loathes Land Dwellers and the litter they produce. His hate for Land Dwellers extends to such a level that he has devoted himself to killing them all, as a result of an overpowering genocide complex."
My preferred Eridan is seen here.
CA: wwho are you tryin to convvince wwith this ludicrous poppycock
CA: magic is NOT REAL
CA: wwhatevver youre doin its not real its somethin else outright entirely
CA: its fancy and impressivve and all but its not the fuckin figmental storybook claptrap you wwanna make out like it is
CA: so howw about you get off your high skyhorseCA: yeah go ahead and kiss us off but therell be blood on your hands
CA: you could either play along as our auspistice and do a little mediating like you wwere fuckin hatched to
CA: or wwatch she and me devvolvve into fuckin full fledged kismesisses the kind like you dont get once in ten thousand swweeps
CA: you knoww thats wwhat it wwould be there wwould be rainboww rivvers runnin through star systems and all nebulizin like liquid firewworks
CA: it wwill be beautiful and heartbreaking all at once
CA: you should read up on your history instead of poring through that godawwfull sunny rubbish
"Despite the heavy burden of keeping her lusus fed and once having to face the Empress, Feferi gets really -EXCIT----------------ED! easily and is very perky and energetic when talking to other trolls.
Feferi is almost entirely optimistic and fearless. Even when confronted by the horrorterrors that terrified both Karkat and Jade, Feferi remains gleeful and insists that they are not so bad once one gets to know them. Her tolerance towards them comes from the interactions with her monstrous lusus. Feferi is however rather condescending and seems to be masking a slightly rude and insulting side, which becomes a lot more apparent after her death."
Feferi is very bubbly and her voice should reflect that. Very high pitched, cute, and positive, similar to Jade.
CC: )(mmmmmm.
CC: Well I am going to join my team pretty late.
CC: I t)(ink I )(ave to!
CC: I will need to connect after my goofball moirail does so I can keep my goggles on )(is nefarious escapades.
CC: Its a toug)( job but its important! Everyone )(as an important job to do.CC: T)(ey arent burdens!
CC: Ok I guess t)(ey are )(a)(a.
CC: But I love t)(em and I wouldnt )(ave it any ot)(er way because t)(is is w)(y Im )(ere!
CC: On t)(at note I t)(ink Im going to go say goodbye to )(er. Maybe you s)(ould too w)(ile you )(ave t)(e c)(ance!
CC: Even t)(oug)( Ill see )(er again soon w)(ic)( still seems kind of strange to me.
CC: But t)(ats w)(y t)(is is all so -EXCITING!
CC: KANAYA BY----------------------------E!CC: Ok t)(en, you can be t)(e judge of t)(at. I won't be long!
CC: I've just come to say a couple t)(ings.
CC: FIRST!
CC: None of t)(is is really your fault!
CC: T)(is is swimmingly obvious to everyone )(ere w)(o takes a glubbing moment to t)(ink about it rationally.
CC: W)(ic)( isn't many of us! But still.
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