Domter Co. Read Homestuck
Kanadia413 for Rose Lalonde
Rose's is a big thinker, and her inflection should show that. Rose should sound like a smart girl from Seattle.
"Rose's interests include a passion for obscure literature, creative writing (about which she is very secretive), and dabbles in psychoanalysis. Despite her mature exterior, Rose can also be quite silly. Rose's personality can be described as one of stoic intelligence. There's no denying that she's one of the smartest characters, and she isn't reluctant to show it through inventive use of her extensive vocabulary. She can seem snarky and even hurtful at times due to her constant sarcastic tone, and is fairly reclusive, rarely initiating conversation unless it is important. She conceals her true feelings rather well, and even appears incredibly calm about the prospect of dying."
[You're in a battle of wit with an alien unaware of human culture.]
I would admire the sophistication of you and your fellow future-dwellers a little more if you seemed to be aware the word "human" only functions as that sort of adjective in bad science fiction.
But I won't be rude and change the subject.
There's a still a bit of unflagellated straw poking out of your rhetorical effigy over here.[You're running out of time, plagued with indecision.]
Sorry, John.
I'm just nervous about it.
About whether telling you what you definitely will or won't do will alter a predetermined outcome.
The result would be a splintered timeline, and we would all be sentenced to eventual oblivion.
I'm presently optimistic this has not happened yet, and this is still the alpha timeline. I'd like to keep it that way.[A mix between poetry and rap.]
Prong of flesh bereft of home
Found solace 'twixt a cleft of foam.
Of apocalypse your thoughts eclipse
A painted pair of parted lips
That dare through kiss to stir the air
That teases tufts of orange hair.
And though faces flush in lovers' fits,
Hands snug in plush as gloves befit.
