Wabam! Hello there everyone, we've been making a Marvel audio universe for about two years now and it's time for a certain red and black suited, 4th wall breaking, swearing machine to come join the party.
THIS PROJECT DOES DEAL WITH SENSITIVE TOPICS LIKE SUICIDE AND HUMAN TRAFFICKING so please keep that in mind.
Please do keep in mind that there is a lot of language in this project! Also, do keep in mind too that this is part of a greater universe, so most of these characters will indeed appear in the future!
Best of luck and we'd love to hear your auditions!
We're not specifically looking for any particular take, so feel free to take inspiration from Ryan Reynolds, Nolan North, or do your own thing if you wish!
You know what’s weird though? How hush-hush all this Avengers shit is. Like, if I were in a team like that with the actual blue blooded boy scout Captain America, the Tinman, genderbend Robin Hood, some Russian spy woman, Bon Jovi with a hammer, and a guy with serious anger problems, I’d blab it to everyone. Hell, I’d even make a podcast about it, like “Why Deadpool is the coolest superhero ever.” Fuck the X-Men at that point, right? Who needs them?
God, Christ J.A.R.V.I.S, you have zero sex appeal, you're making my harddrive turn into a floppy disc. Lemme take from here. Hey everyone, Deadpool here. Well, I mean obviously. Who else were you expecting? Al Pacino?
(Talking about a missing kid's poster, emotional and not your typical Deadpool silliness) I always hated these things, they’re so depressing. The kids always look so happy in them…
Despite his generic name, he's a pretty important character with a fair few lines. We're looking for an Aaron Paul/Jesse Pinkman impression from Breaking Bad for this one.
Hey, uh, could I like maybe go… if that’s alright by you, of course? I won’t tell nobody what happened! These guys were pricks to me anyways!
Stay the fuck where you are, bitch! Hands up and drop your weapons!
Who the hell still uses the radio anyways besides old grandmas trying to relive the glory days?
Will most definitely appear in the future! A disgruntled detective definitely tired of Mr. Sunshine and Bullets, Deadpool
What the fuck do you want, Wilson?
Call me "Jessie" again and I’ll rip off your arms. It’s too early for your brand of bullshit.
The answer is here in the footage. I strung together every bit of footage with the black mustang and found its path. They take the same backstreets each time, drive through the same tunnel, but watch this… They never come out the other end.
Looking for more of a Southern take on this evil gentleman.
I know who I am, I don’t got any quarrels with it. I don’t try to hide it. But you, Wade Wilson, you need to accept who you are! The world will see you as nothing more than a villain!
*Chuckles* I knew it, Deadpool. Nice to meet a villain with your reputation
For a hero, you sure kill a lotta people...
Hey boss, who the hell is that red guy up there.
Ah fuck, is that Spider-Man…? Quick, blow him away before he can react!
End of the line, bitch.
