Danganronpa: A Crime A Dozen
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Ultimate Rockstar
Voice Claim: Sunset Shimmer (MLP)
- female teen
- female young adult
“You play guitar? No way! So do I! Well, probably not as well as you do. I prefer singing.”
“Why are you selling yourself short? You have an incredible talent! I bet, if you just keep practicing, you’ll be as great as you’ve ever wanted to be. Keep that in mind.”
“I have tried so hard to get on your good side! I have done literally everything in the book. I keep you company, I leave you alone when you want, I listen! Why are you shutting me down like I’m some…parasite?! God forbid I see the good in someone! God forbid I try to be your friend.”
Ultimate Author
Voice Claim: Mizu (Blue Eye Samurai)
- female teen
- female young adult
“You’ve read my work? …Okay? What, do you expect me to jump with joy? Retreat back to your unintelligent life, I don’t wish to continue this conversation.”
“Leave the speaking to me. I’m quite skilled in environments like this. I can tell nobody else is.”
“The piano. Yes, I suppose it is an interesting addition to my temporary residence. I don’t plan on staying here. I don’t think you should either. But who am I to play the savior?”
Ultimate Cabaret Performer
Voice Claim: Karen Jackson (Shameless)
If cast, must be comfortable saying sexual lines + mentions of SA)
- female young adult
- female teen
“I’d introduce myself, but I don’t think I need an introduction. I’m the hottest girl on the strip scene. If you don’t know me, well, that’s your loss.”
“Baby, don’t try to pretend. You know you want a piece of me. Everyone does!”
“Where’s the damn kitchen in this place? And don’t give me some snarky answer. This is pissing me off!”
Ultimate Crocheter
Voice Claim: Blue Pearl (Steven Universe)
- female young adult
- female teen
“No-no-no-no! Please, don’t tell anyone I told you that. It’s supposed to be a secret.”
“C-curfew? What if we usually take showers at night? And eat at night? And we’re only awake at night?”
“Don’t try to flatter me. I don’t deserve you. I’m normally alone, it’s nothing out of the ordinary.”
Ultimate Paintball Player
Voice Claim: Ann Takamaki (Persona 5)
- female teen
- female young adult
“POW-POW-POW! Bam, down goes the target! Told you my aim was perfect. One hundred percent accuracy!”
“What’s your name? Wait, you already told me. What’s your ultimate? Wait, you already told me that too. Or did you?”
“Why’s everyone so down in the dumps? Do I need to decorate the place? Ooh, some streamers would do good! Now, where do I get streamers from…”
Ultimate Rollerskater
Voice Claim: Lily (Glitter Force)
- androgynous
- female teen
- female young adult
“Do you think there are other forms of life in the universe? Like, aliens? I definitely think so, and I think anyone that disagrees has never actually thought about it. Like, really! Aliens are so dope too. I want one as a pet. That’d be holding it hostage, though. I guess I’d have to pass…”
“Holy moly guacamole, that’s a big cut! Listen, I’m practically a specialist in injuries. Clean it off and slap a bandaid on that baby. It’ll heal in no time!”
Ultimate Model
Voice Claim: Lana Del Rey
- female young adult
- female teen
“Has everyone had breakfast? Make sure to eat up, I wouldn’t want anyone going hungry! Poor babies would be all tired and angry…”
“It’s difficult in the industry. Everyone wants what they can’t have. I’ve walked runways with the most beautiful girls on the planet and they all find something wrong with themselves. It’s heartbreaking. So I always like to remind people how wonderful they are. Just in case they forget.”
“Are you…okay? It’s alright to talk about things. We’re all feeling uneasy, I’m sure. I’m here if you need a little debrief.”
Ultimate Nail Artist
Voice Claim: Vikki (Helluva Boss)
Must be played by a transgender/ trans fem woman
- androgynous
“Oh my goodness, did you see the new episode of “Sexy Man Central”?! I swear, Jessica needs to leave that dude. He is beyond useless!”
“This is so totally lame. I only stole a pair of tweezers for a new set a girlfriend of mine wanted. Mine were actually disgusting and I was way too poor to buy my own! Sometimes a girl has to steal, it’s human nature.”
“Your outfit is so cute I can’t even explain it. Mine is actually so crazy ugly compared to yours! You’re so welcome.”
Ultimate Magician
Voice Claim: Ivan Goncharov (Bungou Stray Dogs)
“Huzzah! I am the one and only Elliott the Epic! This is my ultra-cool-insane-and amazing magic show! Watch as I pull my beautiful and wonderful pet bunny out of my hat! Watch closely… Tada-a-a…! Uhhh, Muffin? Are you in there? Oh, shoot, I messed up! Don’t look, don’t look!”
“Wow. You’re so cool. Like, I can’t believe you’re you. Sorry, I’m fangirling. I’m a big fan.”
“I’m not as cool as everyone else. I can never land a trick on the first go, I’ve never performed at a huge audience, hell, I don’t even know why I’m the Ultimate Magician. I feel like a prop. Simply here for entertainment. I love entertaining, but Elliott isn’t entertainment. I don’t know… Ignore what I said. I’m just rambling.”
Ultimate Puppeteer
Voice Claim: Harvey Harvington (Bloodmoney!)
- male young adult
- british (london)
“There was this girl in one of my classes. She was cool. Real cool. Too cool. So, obviously, as a guy does, I found out more about her. It started innocently enough, but I did sorta start following her around. She found out. I know, lame, right? Anyways, that’s why I’m here. I know I shouldn’t have done what I did, but how could you blame me?”
“This is Skittles The Cow. I won first prize with her at the NPC, that’s the National Puppet Competition by the way. Say hi, Skittles! Ooh, hello, everyone! You’re all so mo-o-osical! It’s mo-o-osic to my ears! Hahaha! Oh, you’re such a goose, Skittles! …Sorry. I do that a lot.”
“Do you ever wonder how infinite the universe really is? How far it spans? How unimportant we all seem in the grand scheme of things? It’s interesting, it is. How our lives could change with one singular decision, and each choice we make leads to success or leads to failure. Technically, that means there could be infinite dimensions that each have their own consciousness, so technically, we’ll never die. So none of this means anything! Isn’t that interesting?”
Ultimate Bartender
Voice Claim: Clover Cookie (Cookie Run Kingdom)
- androgynous
- male teen
- male adult
“Hm. You seem smart. Go ahead, I’d like to know your observations. They might give us some new insight.”
“If you were to ask me, they should lower the drinking age to 18. First of all, 18 is an adult! Why shouldn’t I be able to indulge in the wonders of being grown? Second of all, I wouldn’t be in here if it was lowered. Can’t believe they’d arrest their number one seller. I’ll just have to wait to watch how many men go out of business. Through no fault of mine, of course.”
“I’m pretty good at reading people. People come to the bar slurring their pitiful words and spilling all their pent up troubles. And I listen. It builds relationships. I think it’s a nice trait to have.”
Ultimate Guitarist
Voice Actor: Kazuichi Soda (Danganronpa V2)
- male teen
- male young adult
“Dude, I just got here and my room is already trashed. But hey, it’s not a bad crib! At least I don’t have to wear those prison clothes. I’d try even harder to break outta here.”
“Aw, shit. I forgot my pick in my other jean pocket! Now my fingers are gonna be all sore. This whole place sucks.”
“Yeah, I used to be in a band, but I realized I’d make more dough going independent and playing for a bunch of different people. I’m thriving! No boss, no manager, just me. It’s pretty punk rock.”
Ultimate Auctioneer
Voice Claim: Sova (Valorant)
- male teen
- male young adult
- gruff russian
“My dear, why are you all alone? Don’t you know there’s savage beasts roaming these hallways and looking for their next prey? I’ll keep you safe, don’t worry your pretty little head about it.
“Give me that bullshit one more time, and I swear to God, I’ll cut your fucking throat wide open! …Um. My apologies. Let’s ignore that, okay?”
“Don’t delve into my past. Don’t. I’m ashamed. B-but I’m a different man now! I help people get the things they’ve always wanted. I’m not the one who bets the thousands! I just… regulate it. Please. Take my word for it.”
Ultimate Archer
Voice Claim: Himmel (Frieren: Beyond Journey's End)
If cast, must be comfortable saying lines w/ mentions to sexual assault)
- male teen
- male young adult
- italian
“I don’t know how many times I have to repeat myself. My focus is on staying alive, not on your silly games. We are not doing this.”
“My advice would be for us to get comfortable. It doesn’t seem like we’re going to get out any time soon. Might as well adapt to our situation, no matter how unfortunate it is.”
“I think lying is a fundamental part of life. Everyone does it, so why should I be so hastily punished? It’s only a matter of keeping your story straight.”
Ultimate Comedian
Voice Claim: The Warden (Superjail!)
- male adult
- male teen
“How magical! We’re trapped! Stretch your legs, boys and girls, for we are going to be here for a lo-o-ong time!”
“Oh, goodness! She’s quite injured! Well, too bad! Can’t worry about the weak links so early into the game.”
“Why am I in here? Well, let’s just say the police take fun a little more seriously than I do. But who cares! This’ll give me a great bit to play on. And no, none of you are making it into the set. I’d have to pay you! And I’ve got my priorities already.”
Ultimate Hairstylist
Voice Claim: Angel Dust (Hazbin Hotel)
- male young adult
- male teen
- new york
“Someone fetch me an iced coffee! Papa hasn’t had his juice in days. Pronto!”
“Cmon, sweetheart. There’s no need to be so uptight! Loosen up a bit and maybe we can have some fun!”
“Is it bad that I’m becoming even more attached? Should I stop while we’re ahead…? I mean, we could all die in like, a matter of days. All by myself… I don’t know what I would do.”
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