“Hm. You seem smart. Go ahead, I’d like to know your observations. They might give us some new insight.”

“If you were to ask me, they should lower the drinking age to 18. First of all, 18 is an adult! Why shouldn’t I be able to indulge in the wonders of being grown? Second of all, I wouldn’t be in here if it was lowered. Can’t believe they’d arrest their number one seller. I’ll just have to wait to watch how many men go out of business. Through no fault of mine, of course.”

“I’m pretty good at reading people. People come to the bar slurring their pitiful words and spilling all their pent up troubles. And I listen. It builds relationships. I think it’s a nice trait to have.”