“Do you think there are other forms of life in the universe? Like, aliens? I definitely think so, and I think anyone that disagrees has never actually thought about it. Like, really! Aliens are so dope too. I want one as a pet. That’d be holding it hostage, though. I guess I’d have to pass…”

“Holy moly guacamole, that’s a big cut! Listen, I’m practically a specialist in injuries. Clean it off and slap a bandaid on that baby. It’ll heal in no time!”