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Welcome to Cryptid Classified!
Cryptids. Paperwork. Chaos.
Synopsis;
Deep beneath a government building lies Division 13, a hidden branch of the Department of Cryptid Affairs, a bureaucratic nightmare run by cryptids, for Cryptids. Their mission impossible?
Erase all evidence that cryptids exist… including themselves!
Description;
Drawn in a mockumentary format with direct to camera interviews, awkward silences, and chaotic handheld energy.
This show balances workplace comedy with supernatural horror aesthetics, flickering lights, cursed printers, undead coffee breaks.
Uses humor to explore identity, belonging, and the fear of being erased...literally.
About; Follow this colorful cast in adventures where they have to erase all proof of Cryptids! They will have to somehow blend in with this human filled world to hide the fact cryptids do exist because the government gave them an ultimatum, "erase yourselves or reap the consequences".
Other IMPORTANT info:
No script is written yet but we will work on it as soon as I get help
The reason there is no art of the characters is no art of the characters is because it will be a surprise!!
No females are in this cast except for background characters or one and done characters.
If you are uncomfortable with these characters having these attributes please don't audition.
Eden - Tan skin tone, Bisexual
Aubrey - Gay, Hispanic
Ambrose - Pansexual
Armani - Transgender, Gay, Tan skin tone
Oleander - Tan skin tone, Pansexual
(I know this may seem weird but I've had people not want to play a character because of these reasons...)
Here you can come to the audition server! You can chat, ask questions, make friends, stuff like that!!
Eden – The Intern (Faun)
An anxious, soft-spoken deer faun who just wanted a quiet internship. Eden’s pure-hearted curiosity clashes with his paralyzing fear of… everything.
Strengths: Kindness, honesty, surprising cleverness under panic.
Weaknesses: Anxiety, clumsiness, extreme jumpiness.
Dynamic: The heart of the group everyone alternates between protecting and accidentally traumatizing him..
Voice: Hushed anxious medium pitched voice. He stammers a lot,
Timid - "Should we be doing this?? It feels illegal..no offense of course!-"
Anxious - "Armani told me I have 'doe' eyes..What does that even mean??"
Softly to himself - "It'll be alright... it's not like everyone is counting on you or anything..-"
Witcher – The Boss
Grumpy, monotone, and eternally tired. Witcher’s idea of motivation is a dead stare and a sigh. Beneath the dry sarcasm, he secretly cares about his chaotic team... not that he’d ever say it.
Strengths: Strategy, composure, intelligence.
Weaknesses: Emotionally unavailable, cynical, allergic to enthusiasm.
Dynamic: The reluctant dad of the group; hates everyone equally (except for Eden...maybe-)
Voice: Grumpy, monotone, medium deep, tired
Slightly interested monotone - What do I think of Ambrose? (scoff) No comment.
Sighing tired - If anyone needs me..well...just don't.
Grumpy - I've been told I have a resting bitch face so don't even try to butter me up.
Aubrey – The HR Witch (Witch)
Elegant, dramatic, and motherly with a touch of chaos. Aubrey runs HR, glamour's their disguises, and hosts mandatory “emotional check-ins” that everyone hates but secretly needs.
Strengths: Emotional insight, emotional magic, empathy.
Weaknesses: Gossiping, over-dramatic flair, control issues.
Dynamic: The “wine aunt” therapist who enables everyone’s bad decisions.
Voice: Deep, Seductive, Fed up, Sassy
Sassy - If we're going undercover we're doing it fashionably... I REFUSE to work in beige
Annoyed - Every time this team solves a 'crisis' my aura gains some negativity.
Almost sincere - You don't have to hide who you are, love. Just...hide better.
Ambrose – The Spirit (Ghost)
Childish, mischievous, and perpetually bored. Ambrose loves pranks and chaos but hates responsibility.
Strengths: Can phase through walls, spy unseen, hack tech by possession.
Weaknesses: Zero impulse control, emotionally stunted.
Dynamic: The menace of the group aka Witcher’s bane, Aubrey’s nightmare, Eden’s worst influence.
Voice: Medium High pitched, Silly, Hyper, Childish
silly but then slightly serious = Boo! Did I scare you? ...Be honest, Am I losing my touch?
Childish huff - You can't fire me! I'm already DEAD.
Snarky - If chaos had a union then I'd probably be the president!
Armani – The Artist (Zombie)
(Arh-mon-ee)
A vain, stylish zombie obsessed with his art. Believes he’s a genius and won’t let you forget it.
Strengths: Creativity, confidence, surprising intelligence.
Weaknesses: Narcissism, jealousy, falling apart (literally).
Dynamic: The “talented” one who constantly self-sabotages for attention.
Voice: Medium high, serious, condescending
Confident - My art doesn't hang in galleries because they can't handle greatness
Scoffing - My muse? Myself. Obviously
Offended - It's not rotting it's texture. Art is pain and decay!
Oleander – The Field Agent (Demonic Cowboy)
Charming, seductive, and hopelessly unlucky. Oleander’s missions usually end with collateral damage and flirting with the enemy.
Strengths: Charisma, negotiation, demon magic.
Weaknesses: Bad luck, overconfidence, honesty issues.
Dynamic: The lovable chaos agent that pops in when things are already bad and makes them worse...
Voice: Deep, Seductive, Country accent
Flirty - Now Now don't go lookin' at me like that Witcher... Unless you mean it
Cool then to himself = Relax! I've done this a thousand times...Or well once and it ended badly-
Fed up - This deal was supposed to bless me with luck. Turns out hell's got a sense of humor...
If you've done backgrounds, character design, thumbnail art, or promotional art please audition!!
(this is unpaid)
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You will help me with the script! Please send any works you've done!
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You will help me run the project! You will help with schedules, ideas, stuff like that!!
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