Cryptid Classified

Cryptid Classified

Project Overview

Welcome to Cryptid Classified!

Cryptids. Paperwork. Chaos.

Synopsis;

Deep beneath a government building lies Division 13, a hidden branch of the Department of Cryptid Affairs, a bureaucratic nightmare run by cryptids, for Cryptids. Their mission impossible?

Erase all evidence that cryptids exist… including themselves!

Description;

Drawn in a mockumentary format with direct to camera interviews, awkward silences, and chaotic handheld energy.

This show balances workplace comedy with supernatural horror aesthetics, flickering lights, cursed printers, undead coffee breaks.

Uses humor to explore identity, belonging, and the fear of being erased...literally.

About; Follow this colorful cast in adventures where they have to erase all proof of Cryptids! They will have to somehow blend in with this human filled world to hide the fact cryptids do exist because the government gave them an ultimatum, "erase yourselves or reap the consequences".

Other IMPORTANT info:

No script is written yet but we will work on it as soon as I get help

The reason there is no art of the characters is no art of the characters is because it will be a surprise!!

No females are in this cast except for background characters or one and done characters.

If you are uncomfortable with these characters having these attributes please don't audition.

Eden - Tan skin tone, Bisexual

Aubrey - Gay, Hispanic

Ambrose - Pansexual

Armani - Transgender, Gay, Tan skin tone

Oleander - Tan skin tone, Pansexual

(I know this may seem weird but I've had people not want to play a character because of these reasons...)

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  • Link to discord server!!

    https://discord.gg/vcc3XsbY48

    Here you can come to the audition server! You can chat, ask questions, make friends, stuff like that!!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Eden
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: TheOnly1of1

Eden – The Intern (Faun)

An anxious, soft-spoken deer faun who just wanted a quiet internship. Eden’s pure-hearted curiosity clashes with his paralyzing fear of… everything.

Strengths: Kindness, honesty, surprising cleverness under panic.

Weaknesses: Anxiety, clumsiness, extreme jumpiness.

Dynamic: The heart of the group everyone alternates between protecting and accidentally traumatizing him..


Voice: Hushed anxious medium pitched voice. He stammers a lot, 

Language:
  • english
Voice description:
  • animation/character
  • male young adult
  • timid
  • soft
Other info:
  • emotional
  • Timid - "Should we be doing this?? It feels illegal..no offense of course!-"

  • Anxious - "Armani told me I have 'doe' eyes..What does that even mean??"

  • Softly to himself - "It'll be alright... it's not like everyone is counting on you or anything..-"

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Witcher
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: plee_lee

Witcher – The Boss

Grumpy, monotone, and eternally tired. Witcher’s idea of motivation is a dead stare and a sigh. Beneath the dry sarcasm, he secretly cares about his chaotic team... not that he’d ever say it.

Strengths: Strategy, composure, intelligence.

Weaknesses: Emotionally unavailable, cynical, allergic to enthusiasm.

Dynamic: The reluctant dad of the group; hates everyone equally (except for Eden...maybe-)


Voice: Grumpy, monotone, medium deep, tired

Language:
  • english
Voice description:
  • monotone
  • male adult
  • grumpy
  • animation/character
Other info:
  • monotone
  • Slightly interested monotone - What do I think of Ambrose? (scoff) No comment.

  • Sighing tired - If anyone needs me..well...just don't.

  • Grumpy - I've been told I have a resting bitch face so don't even try to butter me up.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Aubery
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: Lori Swayze

Aubrey – The HR Witch (Witch)

Elegant, dramatic, and motherly with a touch of chaos. Aubrey runs HR, glamour's their disguises, and hosts mandatory “emotional check-ins” that everyone hates but secretly needs.

Strengths: Emotional insight, emotional magic, empathy.

Weaknesses: Gossiping, over-dramatic flair, control issues.

Dynamic: The “wine aunt” therapist who enables everyone’s bad decisions.


Voice: Deep, Seductive, Fed up, Sassy

Language:
  • english
Voice description:
  • male young adult
  • sassy
  • flamboyant
  • medium low
  • animation/character
  • Sassy - If we're going undercover we're doing it fashionably... I REFUSE to work in beige

  • Annoyed - Every time this team solves a 'crisis' my aura gains some negativity.

  • Almost sincere - You don't have to hide who you are, love. Just...hide better.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Ambrose
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: Smelly

Ambrose – The Spirit (Ghost)

Childish, mischievous, and perpetually bored. Ambrose loves pranks and chaos but hates responsibility.

Strengths: Can phase through walls, spy unseen, hack tech by possession.

Weaknesses: Zero impulse control, emotionally stunted.

Dynamic: The menace of the group aka Witcher’s bane, Aubrey’s nightmare, Eden’s worst influence.


Voice: Medium High pitched, Silly, Hyper, Childish


Language:
  • english
Voice description:
  • male young adult
  • mocking
  • medium high
  • animation/character
  • silly but then slightly serious = Boo! Did I scare you? ...Be honest, Am I losing my touch?

  • Childish huff - You can't fire me! I'm already DEAD.

  • Snarky - If chaos had a union then I'd probably be the president!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Armani
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: IzzyChuChu

 Armani – The Artist (Zombie)

(Arh-mon-ee)

A vain, stylish zombie obsessed with his art. Believes he’s a genius and won’t let you forget it.

Strengths: Creativity, confidence, surprising intelligence.

Weaknesses: Narcissism, jealousy, falling apart (literally).

Dynamic: The “talented” one who constantly self-sabotages for attention.


Voice: Medium high, serious, condescending 

Voice description:
  • male young adult
  • british
  • sassy
  • aristocratic british
  • animation/character
  • Confident - My art doesn't hang in galleries because they can't handle greatness

  • Scoffing - My muse? Myself. Obviously

  • Offended - It's not rotting it's texture. Art is pain and decay!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Oleander
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: Felix Fictus

Oleander – The Field Agent (Demonic Cowboy)

Charming, seductive, and hopelessly unlucky. Oleander’s missions usually end with collateral damage and flirting with the enemy.

Strengths: Charisma, negotiation, demon magic.

Weaknesses: Bad luck, overconfidence, honesty issues.

Dynamic: The lovable chaos agent that pops in when things are already bad and makes them worse...


Voice: Deep, Seductive, Country accent

Voice description:
  • deep
  • animation/character
  • male adult
  • country american
  • southern alabama
  • Flirty - Now Now don't go lookin' at me like that Witcher... Unless you mean it

  • Cool then to himself = Relax! I've done this a thousand times...Or well once and it ended badly-

  • Fed up - This deal was supposed to bless me with luck. Turns out hell's got a sense of humor...

Artist
Artist
Artist (any kind)
open
Unpaid

If you've done backgrounds, character design, thumbnail art, or promotional art please audition!!

(this is unpaid)

  • *Say something you think would fit*

Writer
Writer
Script Writer
open
Unpaid

You will help me with the script! Please send any works you've done! 


  • *Say something you think would fit*

Director
Director
Co-Director
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: Iggy Pancakes

You will help me run the project! You will help with schedules, ideas, stuff like that!!

  • *Say something you think would fit*

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