Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII in a Nutshell

Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII in a Nutshell

Project Overview

If you are familliar with out series, by popular demand we have been requested to parody Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII!

This will be a long but quick and snappy satire of the game in animated form.

Examples of our parodies:

FFVII in a Nutshell: https://youtu.be/0QvUMxWZcvs

FFXV in a Nutshell: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwTYON8xDio

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Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Zack Fair
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: Nikko Abanilla

Zack is basically a human puppy, he's energetic and optimistic buut isn't afraid to point out flaws in logic in this parody.

  • Target aquired! I'm going in!

  • Embrace your dreams... or don't! I'm kinda paraphrasing here.

  • Cloud Strife? Yikes, you were set up to be an edge Lord from birth huh?

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Genesis Rhapsodos
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: OfficialCrane

A whiny and narcissistic know it all obsessed with fan fiction, voice should be obnoxious and intolerable.

  • Nothing shall forestall my LOVELESS!

  • LOVELESS LOVELESS LOVELESS LOVELESS!

  • Don't mind me, just self inserting myself into an iconic scene to piss off purists.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Angeal Hewley
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: CraftyMatt

I can't spoil too much but an ideal voice would be deep and soothing, the audition lines here will be vastly different to the final script hence why I cant say much without spoiling it.

  • Dreams and Honour.

  • He's right... I am perfect. A perfect MONSTER!

  • Embrace your dreams, protect your honour as SOLDIER!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Cloud Strife
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: StellarVO

A stoic and gruff voice, close to English dub or our original FFVII in a nutshell voice.

  • I’m from Nibelheim.

  • Oof, that’s a clumsy line... there was no better way to convey that message? You could have said “stop sephiroth”... or “stop him”... or-

  • …Ok so you want me to steal your backstory and bone your girlfriend!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Cissnei
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: charaito

A stern and deadpan woman fochsed on her mission, voice should be in a medium register.

  • I'm Cissnei by the way.

  • You're hitting them with a parasol... what did you expect!?

  • I'm from a mobile spinoff game no one played.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Professor Hojo
open
Unpaid

A mad scientist voice, nasally, somewhat close to his original English dub voice but i;m open to interpretation!

  • Ah, all of Hollanders monsters in one place!

  • Oh look, someone found the missing chapter of LOVELESS! (as if badly acting)

  • Hey, mentally unstable recognize mentally unstable.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Lazard Deusericus
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: goopsy91

A smarmy and careless director, hasn't got a clue what he's doing and should sound very pompous.

  • I am Lazard, director of SOLDIER.

  • We sent him on vacation because his friend died.

  • I’m dying Zack… also I look like Angeal now.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Hollander
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: KS Saiko

A middle aged husky and gruff voice required, sort of goofy as well.

  • DAMN IT, JUST ONE SAMPLE!

  • I'm discount Hojo, by the way.

  • Eat missile Zack! Hahahahahaaa!

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