Clash of Fates (Cartoon and Film Crossover) Part 1 - PAID PROJECT

Clash of Fates (Cartoon and Film Crossover) Part 1 - PAID PROJECT

Project Overview

This is an a fun little edited video i'm going to do. It's going to be published on youtube. It's going to be shown in my very own school.

I pay for all the roles to get more profesional people on here. I hope you enjoy the roles.
The name is TBD.

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Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Fat Bastard
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Unpaid

Fat Bastard from Austin Powers film.

350~ Lines. (The payment is higher due the lines being slightly harder than the other ones)

Description from wiki -
An immensely obese (weighing in at a metric ton) henchman turned Semi-Pro Sumo Wrestler hailing from Scotland, Fat Bastard served Dr. Evil in his quest to defeat Austin and conquer the World. In his attempt at victory in a fisticuff with Austin, he calls out "I HOPE MY WIRE FIGHTING TEAM IS REEADDDYYYY" he then breaks the wire because he weighs a metric ton. He is noted for his foul temper (and foul smelling shits), his frequently breaking wind, and his unusual eating habits, namely a taste for babies (and anything that looks like a baby, e.g. midgets). He tries to refuse Dr. Evil's money for his services in exchange for eating Mini-Me. (A commonly repeated quote is him saying to Mini-Me "I'm bigger than you, I'm higher in the food chain! Get in ma belly!"). this canabolistic feature of Fat fuck bastard shows he is no man but a savage beast that will shit and eat anything in his path. 

  • First things first. Where's your shitter?! I've got a turtle head poking out!

  • Mr. English Colonel, telling me to lose weight... Oh I'm a hard case he says, well listen up Sonny Jim, I ate a baby! Oh aye, baby! The other other white meat. Baby, it's what's for dinner!

  • I want my baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back ribs... Chili-i-i-i-i's Baby back ribs.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Tommy Vercetti
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Unpaid

200~ lines

Tommy Vercetti is depicted as both intelligent and temperamental. He is easily angered and quick to resort to violence. He does not hesitate to kill, though many of his victims are trying to kill Tommy, or have done something that guaranteed their deaths. Tommy often shows his sensitive side with characters like Mercedes Cortez and Earnest Kelly, viewing Kelly as a father figure due to his own father working in print works. 

  • Tommy Vercetti! Remember the name!
    My old man used to work on these. I used to spend the evenings
    with him cleaning the rollers. I was gonna follow him in his trade
    but... I lived a different life.

  • Look, you wanna do something other than just shadowing me everywhere?

  • COME HERE YOU PRICKS!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Darth Vader
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Unpaid

Darth Vader from the Star Wars

200~ lines

  • The force is with you, young Skywalker, but you are not a Jedi yet.

  • Impressive. Most impressive. Obi-Wan has taught you well. You have controlled your fear. Now, release your anger. Only your hatred can destroy me.

  • Obi-Wan once thought as you do. You don't know the power of the Dark Side, I must obey my master.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Dr.Evil
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Unpaid

Dr.Evil from Austin Powers.

180~ lines.
Dr. Evil is unquestionably a genius. Inventing numerous 'evil' devices to further his goals which tend to shift between global domination and global destruction fairly frequently. He has however described himself as a 'hands off' type of genius meaning he prefers others to do the manual work for him. Those others, he would like, are deaf and blind so they can't see the good guys coming. He feels he doesn't need an adversary; he could be better off just winning. He's his own worst enemy. 

  • (smug laugh to himself) Why make trillions when we could make... (zoom
    up, play evil sound bite, and pause) Billions? (he happily grins)

  • [to audience] Well, it's true. [to Scott Evil] You're quasi-evil. You're
    semi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil.
    Just one calorie. Not evil enough.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Shrek
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Unpaid

155~ lines

It's Shrek, he's from the movie well... Shrek.

  • NO! You dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden! Ogres are like onions! End of story! Bye-bye! See ya later.

  • [peels an onion]
    NO! Layers. Onions have layers. Ogres have layers... You get it? We both have layers. 

  • Look, I'm not the one with the problem, okay? It's the world that seems
    to have a problem with ME! People take one look at me and go "Aargh!
    Help! Run! A big stupid ugly ogre!" They judge me before they even know
    me - that's why I'm better off alone...

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Randy Marsh
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Unpaid

The Randy from South Park.

100~ Lines.

  • I’m not chugging beer! I’m sampling a flight of gluten-free German
    lagers with a French wine pairing! It’s called a smorgaswein and it’s
    elegantly cultural.

  • Oh. What a suprise.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Homer Simpson
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Unpaid

Homer from the Simpsons!

110~ lines

  • Now that's a law suit.

  • S E X! Now that we got your attention, come and purchase your wedding cake tonight!

  • D'oh!Mmmmmmmmm beeerrrrr..

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Peter Griffin
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Unpaid

Peter from the Family guy.

100~ lines

  • Oh, I thought you wanted us to murder the children and harvest their organs for beer money.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Donkey
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Unpaid

75~ lines from the movie shrek.

  • Oh... and it is LOVELY! You know, you're really quite a decorator. It's amazing what you've done with such a modest budget. I like that boulder. That is a NICE boulder. 

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Marge Simpson
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Unpaid

70~ lines

Marge, from the simpsons.

  • *Say something you think would fit*

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Captain Jack Sparrow
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Unpaid

30~ lines

From the show Pirates of The Carribean.

  • Jack Sparrow: [Wakes up and sees Elizabeth burning the rum] No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing? You burned all the food, the shade… the rum!Elizabeth: Yes, the rum is gone.Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone?Elizabeth: One: because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two: that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me, do you think there is even the slightest chance they wont see it?Jack Sparrow: But why is the rum gone? 

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Ned Flanders
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Unpaid

Ned from the simpsons.

25~ lines

  • Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all!

  • What can I ding-dong-diddily-do for you?

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
SpongeBob SquarePants
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Unpaid

Spongebob from the show Spongebob Squarepants..

20~ lines.

  • *Say something you think would fit*

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Mr.Bean
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Unpaid

Although he appears frequently he doesnt really speak much.

30~ lines

  • Hello, im bean, mr bean.

  • Teddy!

  • (Angry sounds)

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