Clash of Fates (Cartoon and Film Crossover) Part 1 - PAID PROJECT
Seeker for Fat Bastard
Voice Actor
Fat Bastard
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Unpaid
Fat Bastard from Austin Powers film.
350~ Lines. (The payment is higher due the lines being slightly harder than the other ones)
Description from wiki -
An immensely obese (weighing in at a metric ton) henchman turned Semi-Pro Sumo Wrestler hailing from Scotland, Fat Bastard served Dr. Evil in his quest to defeat Austin and conquer the World. In his attempt at victory in a fisticuff with Austin, he calls out "I HOPE MY WIRE FIGHTING TEAM IS REEADDDYYYY" he then breaks the wire because he weighs a metric ton. He is noted for his foul temper (and foul smelling shits), his frequently breaking wind, and his unusual eating habits, namely a taste for babies (and anything that looks like a baby, e.g. midgets). He tries to refuse Dr. Evil's money for his services in exchange for eating Mini-Me. (A commonly repeated quote is him saying to Mini-Me "I'm bigger than you, I'm higher in the food chain! Get in ma belly!"). this canabolistic feature of Fat fuck bastard shows he is no man but a savage beast that will shit and eat anything in his path.
First things first. Where's your shitter?! I've got a turtle head poking out!
Mr. English Colonel, telling me to lose weight... Oh I'm a hard case he says, well listen up Sonny Jim, I ate a baby! Oh aye, baby! The other other white meat. Baby, it's what's for dinner!
I want my baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back ribs... Chili-i-i-i-i's Baby back ribs.
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