BioShock Parody Movie

BioShock Parody Movie

Project Overview

The BioShock movie is an upcoming animated production based on the short script by Johannes Truyens, which you can read here: https://playthroughline.com/scripts/bioshock 

This movie will be a satirical and ironic project featuring lots of language, so please be comfortable with swearing a considerable amount if you audition. Although this is a comedy project, I would prefer voice actors to sound as similar to the ones in the game to add to the comedic effect. However, a perfect impression is not required, just as close as possible. 

If you feel like including some improv or something in your audition to show off your comedic talent, go for it! I always enjoy hearing actors make a role their own and this will probably increase your chance of being cast since it shows you can really get into character well. That said, have fun with these auditions! I look forward to seeing what comes out of this project.

(Note: All roles will be paid eventually, just not up front, since I'm still working on getting funding for the project.)

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  • Casting

    I have started the casting process, so most roles will hopefully be cast over the next couple days! The ones that didn't get any auditions will probably have the deadline extended.
Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Jack
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: Weston89

Jack is the main protagonist of the movie. Though he only has one line in the game, he has a heavy set of lines in the movie. His voice should be on the deeper side and a little gruff, but not overly so. You can use this as a reference for his voice: https://youtu.be/QfZ30sfjdLY (He is the very first person to speak on the plane).

  • They told me: "Son, you're special. You were born to do great things." You know what? They were right. (Beat) That's it. That's my only line. It's all grunting and screaming from here on in.

  • I hope it's not telling for the remainder of this game that, even in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean, I still only have one way to go. Hey, why does it feel like I'm not swimming as much as I'm gliding across the surface of the water?

  • Oh what wretchedness! The lamentable plight that befell these innocent people is veritably a -- oh hey, the husband's gruesomely decomposed corpse still has a creme-filled cake on it! Yummers!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Atlas
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

Atlas is the man that guides Jack throughout most of the movie, and also the alter ego for the main villain, Frank Fontaine. He speaks with an Irish accent. You can use this as a reference for his voice: https://youtu.be/Wq5U33QevgI

  • Ahoy laddy! Me name's Atlas, 'cause the developers weren't at all sure the Randian influences on the story were explicit enough. Now, would ye koindly pick up that there radio?

  • Ye've been mentally conditioned to obey any command accompanied by the phrase "Would ye koindly." But ye're not supposed to figure that out yet, so would ye koindly forget I just said that?

  • Roight, there are a few things ye need to know about the world o' Rapture. See, we have this thing called ADAM. It's basically a substance that can do anythin' that both the story and gameplay require of it. Want to have a vagina on yer hand that births disgustin' throwable globules? Ye can. Want to shoot wasps from yer arm? Ye can do that too.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Andrew Ryan
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: Arkham

Andrew Ryan is the creator and leader of the city of Rapture. He is an immigrant from Russia, but he taught himself to speak without the accent since he hates his homeland. Also communism. Also religion. Also... Well, a lot of things! You can use this as a reference for his voice:https://youtu.be/A5UwDuadiZY 

  • I am Andrew Ryan. I somehow managed to build an entire self-sustaining city on the bottom of the ocean without the world noticing. Then I invited the best and brightest down there to be corrupted by the utter lack of moral and ethical restraints. Welcome to Rapture!

  • So you've come to kill me. In the end, what separates a developer from a player? A developer chooses, a player obeys.

  • Eh, all the writers have done is warped themes of self-determination and destiny to rationalise the lack of player control from a narrative point of view, effectively limiting all purported elements of choice to a few minor gameplay mechanics. To prove this some more, I'll now order you around in a cutscene. Would you kindly sit, roll over, beg and fetch? Now beat me to death, would you kindly?

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Frank Fontaine
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: Arkham

Frank Fontaine is the main antagonist who pretended to be Atlas for a long time. He has a deep voice and speaks with a thick New York accent. He is a genius con man and the lead of a Smuggler gang in Rapture. You can use this as a reference for his voice: https://youtu.be/GRhdRMpCvv4

  • I'm so deliciously evil! Bwahahahaha! I now control Rapture, which I will demonstrate by replacing Andrew Ryan's logo with my own. Seriously, I have a logo prepared for this occasion.

  • Don't forget I also had to fake my own death and pretend to be Atlas for God knows how long. I'm surprised the whole thing even worked, considering the fact that it all hinged on a series of baffling coincidences, not to mention that Ryan apparently pieced it together and still allowed it to play out. Oh, you did need to be related to him in order for the plan to work, since Rapture's security systems are genetically coded to him. Hah!

  • The stereotype of over-the-top villainy requires that I'm also an impatient prick. Whelp, I guess I'll just use plan Yellow and tell your heart to stop beating, forcing you into a lengthy quest to find the antidote which I failed to properly hide for some reason.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Developer Ken Levine
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: c_squint

Ken Levine is the developer of BioShock. He shows up throughout the movie to say funny things and make excuses for plot holes. References for his voice can be found here, obviously the guy named Ken Levine is him: https://youtu.be/YxEIOn52BJY

  • Yeah, we didn't really implement a genuine swimming mechanic.

  • Only one way to find out!

  • Good God, yes.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Bridgette Tenenbaum
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: elliemcmahon

Bridgette Tenenbaum is the German scientist responsible for creating the Little Sisters, and who also shows up after Atlas turns out to be Fontaine and lectures Jack about morality despite turning children into monsters for years. You can use this as a reference for her voice:https://youtu.be/Gja0IdSFkv4 

  • I have broken your conditioning and given you free will. No longer will you have to take orders!

  • You will need to transform yourself into a Big Daddy in order to have a Little Sister open the door for you. This is an irreversible process, except it's not.

  • Don't be such a pussy. The only permanent thing about the transformation is that it'll make you sound like Barry White having sex. Everything else we'll just gloss over.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Sander Cohen
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

Sander Cohen is an artist, says some. He's a section eight, says Atlas. You can use this as a reference for his voice:https://youtu.be/69RiugLIRtI 

  • Greetings! I'm Sander Cohen and I'll be your obstacle for this level. I'd like you to go take some pictures of a couple of dead guys. Of course, they'll only be dead after you kill them.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Big Daddy
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: RambunctiousVA

The Big Daddies are giant men in diving suits with drill hands that protect Little Sisters. Some kind of voice filter to replicate their in-game sounds would be preferable. You can use this as a reference for their voices: https://youtu.be/Fd_iuZHHgHk

  • Gnnuuuurrrrrr! Someone might still kidnap her! Now back the fuck up! You touch her, you get a face full of drill!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Little Sister
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: elliemcmahon

The Little Sisters are the little girls with slugs inside them that go around sticking needles into corpses to get ADAM. You can use this as a reference for their voices: https://youtu.be/96j6peCrjb4

  • Excuse me, mister? Mind getting out of the way? Looking to drink some ADAM from this corpse here.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Splicer
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: HollowGent

The Splicers are the deformed, drug addicted citizens of Rapture. You can use this as a reference for their voices:https://youtu.be/k8KtmFWoJfs 

  • I just want to be loooooved!

Animator
Animator
Animator
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: cypher

There will be payment once the project is complete, just not up front, since I currently have no budget. I can cast multiple people for this if necessary. I'm not too particular about the style; it could be a simple animatic, it could be 3D animation, just provide an example of some past work and we can work out the details later.  

  • Say something you think would fit

Audio Engineer
Audio Engineer
Audio Engineer
open
Unpaid

You will be in charge of making sound effects, as well as uploading audio files into the video. 

You will be paid, it just says 0 because I don't have a set amount yet.

  • Say something you think would fit

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