Four misfits (to say the least) decide that they want to do good in Los Santos. Therefore, they each put on an animal mask and try to be superheroes. This is how the original Beasts - Pigsy, Owly, Fox and Feline - came to be. However, they end up causing more harm than good, ending up with a bounty on their heads. However, they catch the eye of a wannabe supervillain Devil and his insane sidekick Raccoon. And it all unfolds from there...
A comedy machinima series. It will contain humour in which some may consider offensive. If that stuff isn't your cup of tea, please steer clear of this casting call. I won't judge you :)
Unfortunately, I can't afford to pay anyone. Yet. I have a great respect for the entertainment industry and thus, if I can pay you for your work in the future, I will. However, as of now, I cannot make any promises.
Owly, real name Olly, is a mentally slow member of the Beasts, no thanks to past brain damage. He is freakishly strong and cannot feel pain. He wears a white owl mask. Inspirations I had when picturing his voice in my head include Barney the Dinosaur, Tristan Taylor from YGOTAS and Michael J. Caboose from Red vs. Blue. However, I strongly encourage you to put your own spin on Owly's voice, I do not want a simple impression of one or more of these characters.
(as if this is the best idea he's ever had) How about... instead of fighting them... let's be their friends!
(finds a bear in the forest) Oh my God... IT'S SO CUUUUUTE! Can I keep it?! Can I?!
My name is Owly. I asked if I could have an Owly mask at the shop, but they only had owls. I think it's close enough.
Feline, real name Felix, is a racially biased asshole who wants to do good but still can't help but put himself above others. He tries and fails to grasp the concept of self-sacrifice time and time again and it frustrates him. He, ironically, is half-Chinese.
Please keep in mind that any insults stated by Feline towards any ethnic group (or other) do not represent the opinions of anyone at Druid Productions whatsoever.
Hey, all I'm saying is that I don't want my stuff getting stolen. You should be following my lead!
(reunites with his long lost brother) Damien? What the fuck, Damien is that you?! IT WAS YOU THE ENTIRE FUCKING TIME?!
(gets pickpocketed by a Mexican kid, shouted as he's running after him) I FUCKING TOLD YOU WE COULDN'T TRUST THE MEXICANS!
Manuel 'Manny' Oscuro is an African-American man of Mexican descent. However, he does not have the stereotypical accent of an African-American. Just a typical North American accent will do fine. He is a decent, innocent man who simply got caught up in the Beasts' activities. He simply wishes for a quiet and peaceful life.
(to Feline, annoyed, but calm) You're a real asshole, you know that?
(when the others find out about a seriously dangerous plot) Hey guys, I'm just sayin', I really don't want a part of this.
Yes, I'm Manny Oscuro, how can I help you?
Nobody knows Raccoon's real name. This is because he is a lunatic who does not speak, he only makes incredibly sensual noises. Please demonstrate all sensual noises you can make, they'll be... entertaining... to hear. Lol.
*a medley of incredibly sensual noises*
Commissioner Jacob Campbell is the toughest Commissioner the Los Santos Police Department has ever had. He is gruff, rarely seen without a cigar, and snorts coke when nobody is looking. He often appears high as fuck. He is also 'secretly' homosexual, often insinuating sexual references towards the male LSPD officers, particularly Harrison, and has a strong dislike for the female staff, particularly Jackson. He tries to be subtle but fucks it up every time. His accent is similar to Sarge from Red vs. Blue.
(gruff) Harrison! Get your ass back to work! (now a creepy, horny hint in his voice) Or I'll work it for ya...
(freaking out from hallucinations while being on cloud fucking nine) HOLY SHIT! CLOWNS! CLOWNS EVERYWHERE! YOU DUMB FUCKS BLIND?! GET THE FUCK INTO COVER!
Lieutenant Kayla Jackson is a senior officer of the Los Santos Police Department. She and her partner, Matt Harrison, are the duo hunting the Beasts, Devil and Raccoon to get them off the streets for good. She eventually begins working with Bunty Hunter to accomplish this goal.
Lieutenant Kayla Jackson of the LSPD, this is my partner, Sergeant Harrison. We'd like to ask you some questions.
(unknowingly indicating Owly) Whichever one of the Beasts decided to blow up the evidence must be one smart son of a bitch.
Sergeant Matthew 'Matt' Harrison is an officer of the Los Santos Police Department. He is a maverick officer working to catch the Beasts, along with Devil and Raccoon. He is suspicious of Hunter, and in love with his partner, Lieutenant Jackson.
(suspicious) So you're Bunty Hunter are ya? And how do we know you're on our side?
(relaxed) C'mon Kay, loosen up a little! You're not at work right now, you're at a party!
A bounty hunter aiming for the bounties on the Beasts, Devil and Raccoon. He aids Jackson and Harrison in trying to catch them and puts the Beasts' safety in jeopardy for a time. He talks like a cowboy, very Western feel about him, sounds hillbilly-like.
Update: Another voice that I think would be very interesting to hear associated with this character is a voice similar to John Marston from Red Dead Redemption.
(mocking) Y'all really thought y'all could trust me? Ha! I'm a bounty hunter yo, my loyalty is to cash and cash alone.
Next person who moves gets a bullet straight through the cranium!
A thief, kleptomaniac. Similar to Felix from Red vs. Blue, but PLEASE don't make a carbon copy of his voice! One of Manny's less than reputable friends. Quite sarcastic.
Come on man, I only took HALF your shit. Jeez, 'sharing is caring' my ass.
Mother of the Snide brothers, Lucian and Lucas. Extremely pleasant woman. Lucian is Fox, by the way, one of the Beasts. Not looking for anything specific with regard to this character, just give it your best shot!
(almost singing) Lucas~! Come down and say hello to your brother~!
