Beasts - GTA V Machinima
brewbies for Jacob Campbell
Commissioner Jacob Campbell is the toughest Commissioner the Los Santos Police Department has ever had. He is gruff, rarely seen without a cigar, and snorts coke when nobody is looking. He often appears high as fuck. He is also 'secretly' homosexual, often insinuating sexual references towards the male LSPD officers, particularly Harrison, and has a strong dislike for the female staff, particularly Jackson. He tries to be subtle but fucks it up every time. His accent is similar to Sarge from Red vs. Blue.
(gruff) Harrison! Get your ass back to work! (now a creepy, horny hint in his voice) Or I'll work it for ya...
(freaking out from hallucinations while being on cloud fucking nine) HOLY SHIT! CLOWNS! CLOWNS EVERYWHERE! YOU DUMB FUCKS BLIND?! GET THE FUCK INTO COVER!