A Certain Magical Index Abridged
Project Overview
If you enjoy this anime as much as I do, then you'll love making a crude, humorous version of the series. But, there's a lot of strong language and sexual themes soooo...
P.S. I'm Probably Updating The Intro!!!
I only put out the characters for episode 1 for now.
Requirements:
Good Mic
Discord
Good Acting Skills (Good with emotion and comedy/realism)
Scripts:
Episode 1 - COMPLETE
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Okay, first off-shut the fuck up! Okay? I’m over here, just tryna be friendly and politely ask you to step away from the girl-who I’m sure is completely uncomfortable by your presence right now and-(BUNCH OF OTHER DUDES SHOW UP)*Dramatic humorous gasp*
Oh yeah, it’s a superelec-(MISAKA interrupts him) Oh okay, I guess we’re done here?
*Sigh* Alright. What do we got in the fridge-aminator? Oh, right. Power outage. Hm. Go figure. I am *so* giving that bitch a nickname. (Starts taking the sheets) Whatever, hopefully my bad luck’ll run out and then I can start finally saying that I’m not povertized. Then I can finally have more than just 2 friends! (Sees Index) And uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…
A super electromagnetic gun. An application of Fleming's kinetic momentum theory. Making even something of this size…
(Launches railgun) Into a projectile O.P. AS FUCK!
MISAKA: (Running) OH SHIIIIIIIT! (TOUMA: (Running) FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUCK! I NEW THIS SHIT WAS GONNA HAPPEN!) MISAKA:(Running) IF YOU DID, WHY DIDN’T YOU TRY TO STOP ME!? (TOUMA: (Running) OH GO SUCK A DICK!) MISAKA: (Running) MEET ME AT MY PLACE! (TOUMA: NO!)
Hey, jackass. - (Calling out to TOUMA) Yo, dumbass!
(TOUMA: Sooooo why were you on my balcony again?) INDEX: Doing some pretty hardcore parkour shit!
(TOUMA: It’s called the….PUSSY MAGNET! (Touches INDEX’s dress and it explodes)) INDEX: Huh. Clever.
So, baby? How ‘bout it? Wanna head over to my place and uh...well-fuck is what I mean. I-I didn’t really have anything smooth to say, so I just thought I’d speak my mind.
Y’know, you can take your shirt off and-uh…
Oh...oh you talkin’ to me? (TO MISAKA) Is he botherin’ you babe? (TO TOUMA) Hey! You’re bothering the lady?
Yo, I think he’s botherin’ the lady.
I think so, Jeff.
Dude, you’re *still* on about the I.B.T.C?
(While chuckling a little) Yeah, and Ms. Komoe is the CEO.
Aren’t you the one who called her -and I quote- “My little midget bitch”?
Oh-ho dude! Remember back 3 months ago when she did this same cry, then she kept you after school, and Tsuchimikado and I watched her suck your asshole as punishment?
Hey! Shut the FUCK up back there, or else I’ll get the belt! And don’t think I forgot that, “my little midget bitch” you pulled on me last week!
*Sniffles* *About to cry*
Hi there. Name’s Style. (Menacing) It’s nice to meet you.
ATTENTION! ATTENTION! SUM DUM HO HAS BEEN DETECTED! ELIMINATE THREAT TO SOCIETY!
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