Okay, first off-shut the fuck up! Okay? I’m over here, just tryna be friendly and politely ask you to step away from the girl-who I’m sure is completely uncomfortable by your presence right now and-(BUNCH OF OTHER DUDES SHOW UP)*Dramatic humorous gasp*

Oh yeah, it’s a superelec-(MISAKA interrupts him) Oh okay, I guess we’re done here?

*Sigh* Alright. What do we got in the fridge-aminator? Oh, right. Power outage. Hm. Go figure. I am *so* giving that bitch a nickname. (Starts taking the sheets) Whatever, hopefully my bad luck’ll run out and then I can start finally saying that I’m not povertized. Then I can finally have more than just 2 friends! (Sees Index) And uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…