CoffeeVerb

Bird is a easy to get along with guy who's been friends with me for years! If you're looking for a mellow headed person with an equally mellow voice, look no further than this dude right here!

I held him in his arms when he was a wee lad. I remember when his mom looked at me and said, "Why the hell are you here? Who even are you? Aren't you younger than him by a couple of years? How are you here?" In all seriousness, he's very sweet and concerningly good at sounding like an obsessive twink love interest. I made a cringy line for him to read out loud to me. Something in me died and awoke at the same time. Please hire him. Make him stop reading my bad writing.