Jimmy and the Pulsating Mass Fandub
Safe-By-Voice for Information Guy
Information Guy is your typical exposition guy, who parrots info to you and tends to ramble. He gets killed multiple times throughout the game, to the point where it's a joke. He's there to help, though, and sometimes pops up in the form of screens. It turns out, however, that Information Guys are actually a species of people that memorize a specific phrase so that they can take people's bananas. Or something. It's weird.
I imagined Information Guy to always sound cheerful, no matter what! Kind of oblivious. Yes, even in his weirder lines (like the third line above).
(Questioning) "Would you like me to repeat that?"
(Cheerful) "Welcome to Information Village. It's me, Information Guy. Of course, there are lots of Information Guys, and I'm just one of them."
(Happy) "The specter of Death follows me wherever I go. I am haunted by memories of Death's icy touch on my shoulder. I know one day I will fall into an abyss so deep I will not be able to claw my way out."