Van Gogh High School
EJW Studios LLC for Evan Butchman
Evan is a dry, sarcastic cynical teenager that never fails to see the worst in people he hates and the...mildly decent out of people he actually likes. He's pretty much the 'Straight Man' of the group, almost always responding to everything with a sarcastic quip or snide remark, and as such has won 'Most Sarcastic' in his grade in the Yearbook for three years straight. His voice is kind of high pitched, but not nasally. If you need a voice reference, watch C Students on YouTube and listen to August, or watch Camp Camp and listen to Max.
You know those old high school movies where everyone's divided into cliques and social groups? You know, nerds, jocks, preps, all that? Contrary to popular belief, that's not as unrealistic as you may think. Sure, it's exaggerated in the movies, everything is. But to act like there isn't at least a LITTLE bit of a social hierarchy is dumb. People probably think that 'cause the people that think that often grew up in generations where self expression was generally frowned upon and automatically labelled "Satanic".
*sarcastically* Gee, it's almost as if humans are inherently social creatures and expecting them to sit down and shut up at the sound of a loud ringing noise is a ridiculous expectation.
Wow, my mashed potatoes are only slightly covered in rat fur. It's an improvement.
