Well, maybe Evan would learn some manners if there was a proper male figure on his house. Surely there's gotta be ONE. Father, uncle, brother..?

Hey, uh, Penny. If you help fix my car, I'll let you skip an entire day of school, you choose the date.

*chuckle* Oh, kids and their dreams. They think they can be different, that they can be individuals. Ha! That's ridiculous! If we let anyone here actually develop critical thinking skills they're gonna start to realize the flaws in our public education system. And then they'll be demanding we treat the art kids as good as we treat the jocks! And then eventually they'll start wearing shirts with skulls on them, that'll slowly transition to shirts with guns! Any form of self expression is evil! You wanna know why the excuses we make for banning the things we ban are so poorly thought out and flimsy when looked at with the TINIEST bit of common sense? They're not meant as justifications, they're meant as cover-ups; ways to disguise the actual truth that I hate seeing kids enjoying themselves! Back when I was a kid we hated our  lives and wished we were dead, AND WE LIKED IT!