[You're a police officer.] (Stern)"Craftville Police! What- are you yelling at a 13 year old girl??"

[You're explaining the situation before performing an arrest.] "We came to investigate a noise complaint and found your little accomplices dragging a Senior in a Santa Claus costume across the pavement- then we heard all of the commotion up here!"

[You are a duck with a cartoony voice. You can't help but be kind of cute] (Serious) "Are you bready to go?" (Happy) "Great!" (Serious) "Otherwise we'd have to QUACK you." (Yelling) "Yippy-kay-ay Mommy Duckers!"

ALTERNATIVELY:

[You're Santa Claus! You just slid down the chimney, and you're now greeting a few members of the Nice List!] (Jolly) "Ho-ho-ho- Merry Christmas!" [Unfortunately, you startled one of those people, and they're about to shoot you with a crossbow.] (Anxiously trying to comfort, then in pain) "Wait, it’s okay, I- UGH!!"

[You're an adult human. A child is chasing you off of the road with an RV. You're panicking, trying to reason with them.] "Please, stop chasing me! My legs can only keep up for so- WOAH! 

[You've actively being run over.] (Yelling, fading away) "Oh NO! You turned me into ROAD JELLY! ROAD JELLY!!"