Project TBN, an original audio book parody of the harem genre of light novels/anime.
Wiley Koyote for Thomas Ishbell
Also lovingly referred to as "Tom".
He is an unusual mix of your stereotypical, nerdy IT guy and a social butterfly. He used to have a more positive attitude in life, but each failure has served to make him more and more distrusting of the people around him. Nowadays he's more stand-offish, with a bit of a woe-is-me attitude.
(Frustrated) "Well, at least I managed to move all of my stuff inside before it turned dark. *sigh* All two boxes-worth of materials..."
(apologetic/frustrated) "I guess the pure shock of it all messed me up real bad. I don't even remember the rest of my trip home..."
(Thinking to himself) "But REALLY. A whole clan of men, targeted by monsters, who look like ordinary girls? It's a little out there... Who would believe such a story anyway? Surely she was just spouting some kind of mystical nonsense... Right-? To pull my leg? Her reaction, though... It seemed genuine. Argh! Why do I care so much about what she thinks of me?"