CICADA 3000 A Comedy Space Drama - Episode 104

Same Old Satellite for Pandandi:(Pan-Dan-dee) passive, protective, kind, honest, earnest, humble and loves bamboo. OR IMPROV THIS OVER PROTECTIVE AND APPRECIATIVE RACE OF PANDAS

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Voice Actor
Pandandi:(Pan-Dan-dee) passive, protective, kind, honest, earnest, humble and loves bamboo. OR IMPROV THIS OVER PROTECTIVE AND APPRECIATIVE RACE OF PANDAS
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Role assigned to: Same Old Satellite

FOR CONTEXT THIS IS THE SCENE FROM THE SCRIPT 
ALL lines for this role are black in bold.
VO Only- No need to use SFX. But of course if you feel creative you can do another edited version :) 

This is the scene/script below- for context... Helps you build your character. get a feel for the atmosphere. Be creative and HAVE FUN! :)
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Pandandi:(Pan-Dan-dee) He is a humanoid Panda. Leader of the Panda's
He is passive, protective, kind, honest, earnest, humble and loves bamboo.

 OOOORRRRRR!!!??


If you feel you can characterise him in a different way go ahead! Make it funny, make it serious, IMPROV, make it sound natural... oh! and HAVE FUN! :)


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PANDANDI'S LINES ARE IN BOLD BLACK HERE.

PLEASE READ THROUGH THE SCRIPT FOR FULL CONTEXT ON BUILDING THIS CHARACTER
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Pandandi: I must make haste, out of my way. Please. Thank you.

Pandandi: I must state my time is short, I must take my leave shortly. Please, lets get straight to why you requested a meeting with I; Pandandi, the leader of the Panda Protection Officers.

Pandandi: You may.

Pandandi: What do you know of our race? Tell me?

Pandandi: I've heard enough, you would be right... (Takes a bite of bamboo and chews)
Tell me? Why does the union not intervene?


Pandandi: Okay... I have made my decision. I will go back to the space station and I will send down three squads of fourteen members. They will patrol and protect your city. When their nest is located it too shall be destroyed.

Pandandi: Expect them in 24 hours. I must take my leave. Farewell.

Pandandi: Thank you for your escort but I will no longer require your company.

Pandandi: As much as we appreciate your race I beg you not to make me repeat myself.

Pandandi: You are smart. We thank you and wish you a good day.
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ACT TWO

SCENE ONE

    

INT:_P.A.N.D.A R&A._

SCENE: Earth- Eastern Quadrant of The Empire formally known as Japan- Research Centre- The Panda Anthropomorphic Neuronic DNA Apoptosis Research & Analysis.

_P.A.N.D.A R&A._



Narrator: Meanwhile- entirely unrelated to what you just heard- something new, yet mundane, was happening back on earth...

(*The science officer is on a call to their boss.*)

Science officer: I had no choice.

Boss: You had every choice! What makes you think they will help!?

Science officer: The pandas are grateful that we saved their race from going extinct- they have DAMN army of advanced soldiers- hell bend on protecting our race! Of course they will help.

Boss: You're just emotional. You all are!

Science officer: Over a 1000 years this company has worked to progress their race! We taught them language, science and...

Boss: I don't know why I'm still funding your stupid organisation... I mean the name alone is so convoluted... It'ss... It.. It'sss just silly.

Science officer: I don't know why you're?... funding... this? What!?

Science officer CONT: The Panda Protection Officers have private and union funded missions all the time, all profits payed to them for their work is send directly to us. We fund ourselves! The union just looove bureaucracy- a boss for every department, it's ridiculous.

(*_P.A.N.D.A R&A._ Door Opens*)

Researcher: Hey, you can't just walk in there.

Pandandi: I must make haste, out of my way. Please. Thank you.


Science officer: I've got to go! They showed up! Shove that up your filling cabinet and get yourself filed. I was right! haha (*Hangs up*)

Narrator: It would be prudent to mention- back in the 21st century the humans continued to play God. Only this time, the result would- given enough time- be extremely beneficial to them.

Narrator: The Research Centre- P.A.N.D.A R&A- which is extremely short for (Inhale) The Panda, Anthropomorphic, Neurotic, DNA, Apoptosis, Research & Analysis Centre (Exhale)

Were given a huge mysterious grant  In 2001 that would go on to fuel their goal.

Narrator: Now, a thousand years later and through a long- yet- very short DNA altering program, they found that what they actually achieved; was more than they could have ever imagined.

Researcher: I'm so sorry, he wouldn't wait...

Science officer: No, no, no, it's absolutely fine. I'm glad you could make it.

Pandandi: I must state my time is short, I must take my leave shortly. Please, lets get straight to why you requested a meeting with I; Pandandi, the leader of the Panda Protection Officers.

Science officer: It's the mutants Pan, may I call you Pan?

Pandandi: You may.

Science officer: The mutants are running wild, they're entering the cities at night.

Pandandi: What do you know of our race? Tell me?

Science officer: Err..

Researcher: You can do it! You know everything about them. Go on, no pressure.

Science officer: Right.

Science officer CONT: The Pandas are passive, protective, kind, honest, earnest, humble and love bamboo. They only desire to be those things and repay the humans for their help in saving them and furthermore- advancing their race. We know you like to live alone instead of with us.

Researcher: Yeah, especially because they're sooo cute!

Science officer: Right?

Pandandi: I've heard enough, you would be right... (Takes a bite of bamboo and chews)
Tell me? Why does the union not intervene?


Science officer: They couldn't care less about us. They have punished us for years. Giving us terrible bosses and...


Pandandi: Okay... I have made my decision. I will go back to the space station and I will send down three squads of fourteen members. They will patrol and protect your city. When their nest is located it too shall be destroyed.

Science officer: Thank you, Pan!

Researcher: Thank you!

Pandandi: Expect them in 24 hours. I must take my leave. Farewell.

 

(*Pandandi leaves*)

Researcher: This is great! You can board the shuttle to the space vessel now! You can finally do some of that space research you never stop talking about.

Science officer: You're right I can! Well once they arrive... Will I have time? Oh what if I miss it?

Researcher: Yeah, yeah you got time. Get yourself off before you miss it! You don't have to stay here and protect the place now. Go! Go on. GO! haha.

Science officer: Alright! Yeah! Okay, I'll go now!... Wheres my coat?

Researcher: Don't trip yourself up on the way out!

Science officer: Say what!? Woah! AH! Ouch!

(*TRIPS & BANG*)

Researcher: Have a nice trip! hah! speaking of trips- where's my LSD?

-END SCENE-

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ACT TWO 

SCENE TWO

 

Pandandi: Thank you for your escort but I will no longer require your company.

Human Guard: Sir, we are required to see leave earth safely.

Pandandi: As much as we appreciate your race I beg you not to make me repeat myself.

Human Guard: As you wish. We shall remain here and guard the shuttle bay.

Pandandi: You are smart. We thank you and wish you a good day.

Narrator: Pandandi returned to his space station currently orbiting earth- as he sat their alone- with only the hum of the engine to accompany his ears, he wondered. How long would his race be bound to the humans.


-END SCENE-

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Pandandi: I must make haste, out of my way. Please. Thank you.

Pandandi: I must state my time is short, I must take my leave shortly. Please, lets get straight to why you requested a meeting with I; Pandandi, the leader of the Panda Protection Officers.

Pandandi: You may.

Pandandi: What do you know of our race? Tell me?

Pandandi: I've heard enough, you would be right... (Takes a bite of bamboo and chews)
Tell me? Why does the union not intervene?


Pandandi: Okay... I have made my decision. I will go back to the space station and I will send down three squads of fourteen members. They will patrol and protect your city. When their nest is located it too shall be destroyed.

Pandandi: Expect them in 24 hours. I must take my leave. Farewell.

Pandandi: Thank you for your escort but I will no longer require your company.

Pandandi: As much as we appreciate your race I beg you not to make me repeat myself.

Pandandi: You are smart. We thank you and wish you a good day.

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Thanks for reading through. HAVE FUN <3

  • Pandandi: I must make haste, out of my way. Please. Thank you.

  • Pandandi: You may......

    Pandandi: I've heard enough, you would be right... (Takes a bite of bamboo and chews)
    Tell me? Why does the union not intervene?

  • Pandandi: Okay... I have made my decision. I will go back to the space station and I will send down three squads of fourteen members. They will patrol and protect your city. When their nest is located it too shall be destroyed.

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