ACT THREE

SCENE TWO

Crew member 1- Ricky Gervais type, or create a character or improv it :)

Crew member 2- FILLED

Crew member 3- FILLED

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Crew member 1: That... or the quantum auto-predict probability setting was set on the teleporter...

Crew member 1: Wha..? oh, me? the... Yeah.. oh yeah of course sir. Yeah of course I did that. Hah! You only told me yesterday pfft plenty of time... yeaahhh it was on default.

Crew member 1: La da da la da... (WHISPER)Fuck, I forgot... Again.

Crew member 1: Oh, Right away sir!

Crew member 1: I'm new, cut me some slack will ya' and just come willingly or we'll have to use force.

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INT: CICADA WAR VESSEL

Ocelot: Diego!

Diego: Ah... No!...Karma! Where.. are you. I can't see...

(SAYING THIS LIKE YOUR IN A DREAM STATE)

Crew member 1: Who's Karma?

Crew member 2: Slap him again!

Ocelot: Come on, man... Wake up!

Diego: Arghhh!

Ocelot: He's dreaming... I think...

Crew member 1: That... or the quantum auto-predict probability setting was set on the teleporter...

Ocelot: No, that should be set to default- remember?  

Crew member 1: Wha..? oh, me? the... Yeah.. oh yeah of course sir. Yeah of course I did that. Hah! You only told me yesterday pfft plenty of time... yeaahhh it was on default.

Crew member 1: La da da la da... (WHISPER)Fuck, I forgot... Again.

(*Switch flicks back to standard setting.*)

Computer: Probability setting turned off. Standard mode activated.

Ocelot: The standard mode is pointless if you're going to set it AFTER we beam someone on board!

Crew member 2: Again! Do it again! Slap him!

Diego: Urgh? Stop slapping me Karma!

Ocelot: Wait... Are you getting...

Crew member 2: Just do it!

Diego: Hey, what's that on my leg!?

Ocelot: Arh! Come on!

Diego: Argh!

Ocelot: Diego! You're alive!

Diego: Wait, Ocelot! Are you really here?

Ocelot: I'm Here...

Diego: Explosion! A formless Lady!

Ocelot: What are you talking about?

Diego: The Void!

Ocelot: What's the void? Shake out of it...Ugh (*SLAP*)

Diego: Huh! A! the void? Never mind that... (* You say as you are getting yourself up from the floor*)

Diego CONT: Good afternoon everybody...

Crew member 2: Errr.. it's only eight a clock well... By earth's east Quadrant's time scale it is.

Diego: Shut it! I Don't wanna' hear a word! ya' creep me out. Go over there... And put your thing away. Where do you think you are?

Ocelot: What are you doing Diego?

Diego: Shh I'm working here...

Crew member 2: Over here?

Diego: Eh, A bit further...

Crew member 2:  Here?

Diego: Just a few more steps,

Crew member 2:  ... Here?

 Diego: YEAH, YOU SEE THE DOOR...

Crew member 2: The door, yeah!

Diego: Now step through it and shut it, thank you.

Ocelot: Diego, you know I have to arrest you?

Diego: Everyone I will be your new Captain... Diego, ahhh feels good to say that... Wait where's Wayward?

Ocelot: Arrest him. Cell 13, it's the only cell with a bed at the moment... Don't just stand there! Arrest him!

Crew member 1: Oh, Right away sir!

Diego: No! Get your dirty paws off me! Ehh! Why are you all sweaty!

Crew member 3: Come on Diego, you're coming with us.  

Crew member 1: I'm new, cut me some slack will ya' and just come willingly or we'll have to use force.