17776 Episodic Dub
KingSpirals for Pioneer Ten
Pioneer Nine's little sister, Ten is much more knowledgeable about the world. She's been active for the longest of our three protagonists, and has the demeanour to prove it: she knows a lot and is more than willing to share, but also has her streaks of frustration.
She's patient (mostly), kind, and mostly concerned with her friends and football.
I would provisionally be looking for a more motherly tone; something softspoken and kind, but with the capability to really go ham when necessary (see the final line).
Hey stranger! You did great. Now, what I’m about to say will sound like I’m having fun with you, but I’m not. This is not a riddle, it’s information that you should have in your onboard memory. What’s crucial here is that it’s your idea, that you’re the one to retrieve it. What was the average recorded wind chill during the 1967 NFL Championship?
As it turns out, if you leave even a simple computer in total isolation for 15,000 years, it will gradually become a ... well, a person.
People sit in the stands and watch this ... this fucking crap? This garbage dump where nothing fucking ever happens?
Thank you so much for auditioning!
Congrats!