Dude, no, nothing's better than the Typo Game. For anyone who hasn't heard it, you can go back in our archives and find the episode, I think it's just called "Typo Game." Basically, and I'll make this quick because I don't want to spoil too much, but basically, they were drawing up the rules for a long-distance game, the field dimensions had typos in them, and they ended up with a field that was one yard long and 1,000 yards wide. And they'd already filed the game permit, so they had to play it. Good times.

It's bad football. Nobody wants to play it, nobody wants to watch it. Washington and New Mexico were banking on this not being a big deal, because the field of play was so narrow. So the good news is, you know, if a player does get past your secondary, you don't have to look all over creation for them. They're gonna have to stay inbounds, so the only question is how far they've outrun you.

Like! Like, oh, here's a town next to a bunch of water. Let's call it "Big Water." Oh hey, here's some Meadows. Let's call it "Meadows." Oh look, it's some more meadows over here!