(Say this like you’re a guy looking from a tower) (You see someone coming)

Hey….. there’s someone over there. Hey! You! (starts shouting at person coming) (but not too loud) Are you here to give us Jet or are you here to give us meat?!

(Player answers meat) (Player walks closer)

Meat?

(Business) All right. Here are the rates. We’ll give you 400 caps for teenage girls……… 150 caps for teenage boys and…….we don’t take little ones. That’s for Cook-Cook. (This is in reference to Dermot’s ledger in Fallout New Vegas)

(Player answers Jet)

Jet? Nice! We’re running a bit low on chems right now. If you can get us Dixon’s shit, we’ll buy it from you for double the price.

Fuck…(desperation..)…bring us *any* Jet out there, send it to us and we’ll give you **double** the amount.

We’ll **double** what Dixon is offering.

We’ll double what any fucker is offering ya.

Just bring it here. We can’t get over there with half the townsfolk tryin’ to kill us.

(Business talk) Nice doing business with ya!

(Business talk) Ooh…this is.......this is good stuff. Thanks!

(Business talk) Eh...........Not bad........This’ll do.

(Business talk) All right.............Here are the caps..............Give us the goods.

(Business talk)Don’t waste my time motherfucker

(Player says he wants to see Nephi instead)

Oh, you’re here to see the boss instead? ……….(suspicious)……What’s this about? (loses interest)

….Eh…fuck. (yells to the side) Hey Nephi, you got a visitor!!!

(Turns around and then talks to you)

Ok, you go ahead. Don’t try anything funny or we’ll fuckin kill ya.

(Player insults the Lacky and says he’s here to kill them all)

(LAUGHING) (LAUGHING) (Gotta sound like you're having a ball or you just saw a hilarious movie) You believe this guy? Hey! This guy here says he’s gonna kill us! (LAUGHING) All right clown, we’ll show you what’s funny. Get this MOTHER FUCKER!!

(If Player is a woman and threatens to kill them)

(LAUGHING) (LAUGHING) (Gotta sound like you're having a ball or you just saw a hilarious movie) You believe this bitch? Hey! This bitch here says she’s gonna kill us! (LAUGHING) All righ bitch, we’ll show you what’s funny. (LAUGHING) Can't wait to fuck this one!