KFAD2 Mojo Dub
Metal_Shade for Cranky Kong
The elder states-kong of Kongo Bongo, Cranky Kong is here to do two things: Mix potions, and belittle his grandson. And wouldn’t you know it? He left his potions back on the island!
Cranky Kong is voiced by Aron Tager in his source material.
You call that an introductory description? Disgusting! Shameful! You’re lucky I even bothered to break the fourth wall for this. Honestly! Back in my day, people could do a lead-in without throwing in a ham-fisted joke or fancy pop-culture reference!
Oh excuse me Mr. IGotCutFromKFAD1McGee! Really stinks that you’re stuck with this instead of redeeming yourself in the second one. Not that it would have done you any good, because I could beat you blindfolded with one arm tied behind my back!
Another Pokymans?! Is that all you’ve got? WOAH! Put me down! OW!! MY BACK!