Sup everyone -
"Whew, looks like someone finally got Red off my back."
"Zelda, right? The name's Blue! Nice to meet you. Since we're both alone now, maybe you'd like to start a new ship together."
"🎶Bluelda has a nice ring to iiiitt~🎶" ("Bluelda" is pronounced by combining 'blue' and 'elda' - 'BLU-EL-DA')(the "it" at the end mimics the drawn out, singsong tone someone might use to persuade you ex: 'We'll get ice cream when we come baaaack~')
"Huh!?" (like you've just been surprised)
"Woah!" (a short woah someone might utter when they trip and fall over)
"Oh my god - Red!! I think this woman is the legendary Sun Pokemon the locals keep blabbering about! What a catch!" (the tone for all of this is excited AF)
Red's known for two things: being mute and being a legendary pokemon trainer. Since his lines are only comprised of grunts, I encourage you to record multiple takes for each! I'd like him to have a deeper voice. er, grunts.
*grunt of deep thought/thinking*(something like "hmmmmm")
*grunt of approval*(deep, MANLY Hmph of approval)
*LOUD grunt*(like you're trying to out-grunt someone) (something like HMMMMM)
Zelda, the princess of Hyrule. She gets jealous/insecure from time to time. For whatever reason, she has an English accent in BoTW, but it's not necessary for her to have one here.
"Wow, it took forever for Link to open up with me...and yet right before my eyes, he starts a bromance with someone he's just met!"
"Hmm? Who're you?"
"Whaaaaaaaaaat?"
"Don't make me seal you away."(the tone of this is threatening and intense)
Dawn is a pokemon trainer who made an appearance in both the games and anime. If you can mimic her anime voice, that's fine but isn't required. What's required is to add a creepy vibe/tone to your audition!
"You're going to be a GREAT HM slave..." (overall tone is very creepy, and make sure to end it with some creepy giggling)(*to pronounce HM, you can just say the letters)
He's a super old tree with a wise and deep voice. Think of a wise old man instead of a cranky old one. If you feel like including some kind of reverb, be my guest!
"What did it tell you?"
"..."(For this, think of any sound you'd make during an awkward silence)
"I see you've put on some weight, Zelda."
Sidon is the prince of the Zoras, a fishy people in the Zelda series. He's handsome, cheerful, and enthusiastic. For whatever reason, he also has a bit of an English accent.
"Link! Every great ship needs a fitting name! What should our’s be?"
"…Linkidon? …SidLink? Oh! How about - ”
('Linkidon' is pronounced as 'Ling-kaidin') ('SidLink' is pronounced as 'Side-Link')
”What a splendid name!!” With a name like that, our ship won’t be sinking anytime soon! Wait a minute…”
(Make sure to say "What a splendid name!!" really enthusiastically)
Link, the hero of Hyrule. He doesn't speak very often, but his dialogue options shows he has a fondness for puns.
"Sink." (followed by some stifled chuckling/snickering)
