Your convenience
Project Overview
Hey, everyone! This is a casting call for (your convenience), an audio series/web series that the team at Pinecone production and Blank space media have been working on for a while now.
That being said (Your convenience) revolves around the lives of three unwilling and working-class brothers, Aiden, Josh, and Theodore Jonhson. The trio was left to run their father's convenience store after his death. At the convenience store, simple problems often become very surreal and extreme, which always seems to lead to a misadventure of some kind.
The biggest inspiration for this series is one of the best tv shows to ever be made (regular show) and a new show (Kim's convivence)
But the team at Pinecone production and Blank space media can do all the writing in the world, I mean we can write and write and write till our faces turn blue. But none of that matters without People like You to bring some of our characters to life.
What are we doing?
We're casting voices for the pilot episode for our audio comedy series.
We hope to be able to keep anyone we cast around for future episode.
That being said even if you're not casted for this episode you may be asked to come back for another episode.
I also plan to put the episode on YouTube and Spotify
We plan to communicate with the casted actors through Discord
what we need
First and foremost, have fun
Please submit clean recordings on prosumer mics (no air conditioners in the background, no fans).
Feel free to cut your lines to your best/favorite takes.
Please submit your recordings as one .wav file to our company email address, which will be provided to you after casting.
We do occasionally ask for line re-dos, but we do this sparingly and only after great consideration - we realize your time is valuable, and we won't ask for anything we can't work around in edits.
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Also, my discord is perplexed#6548
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Your convience
Some of you guys' discords are saying there is an error when I go send a friend request. So could you possible resend your discord usernames or make sure that they are correct.
Out of the trio Aiden displays far more patience, responsibility, and intelligence than his brothers. So, with this being said Aiden is pretty much the serious one of the family, he often grows tired of his brother and people very fast.
have fun with it.
Aiden Johnson lines:
How can I help you today?
Yeah, I mean it's kind of a play on words.
I mean.... It's like... look man do you want this or not.
why are you asking all these questions?
Aiden Johnson Lines:
Theo don't start.
If you don't like you can take it down.
Aiden Johnson (mockingly)
I well
Aiden Johnson (mockingly)
I don't sound like that.
Aiden Johnson (mockingly)
stop it
Aiden Johnson lines:
Look, I tried to tell them that we can't sell old donuts from the Dunkin' Donut's dumpster.
Why would you say that?
Oh yeah, I read somewhere that before that we can hire people, we need to have you sign off on a couple things
Josh is pretty laid-back and has a big-hearted, he also tends to be more sociable and friendly then his brothers. And even though he naturally despises work, he strives to keep a good reputation.
josh Johnson lines:
Ha ha! Your meat is nowhere near as strong as mine!
Get your mind out of the gutter, I was talking about your jerky meat.
josh Johnson lines:
you're always talking about responsibilities, bills, morals, and growing. nobody wants to hear that.
This line should be said mockingly: No guy's tax evasion is wrong, were breaking the law.
He's just a good guy trying to do his job.
Health inspector lines:
Are you Aiden Johnson?
Some would say I'm the FBI of Health.
Because I'm fun, but on a more serious note. I'm here for your health inspection. Remember you talked to me over the phone last week.
Actor only has to read extra lines.
Aiden Johnson
How can I help you today?
Extra
Is your store really named your convenience?
Aiden Johnson
Yeah.
Extra
Sounds kind of stupid.
Aiden Johnson
Yeah, I mean it's kind of a play on words.
Extra
How?
Aiden Johnson
I mean.... It's like... look man do you want this or not.
Extra
Yeah.
Aiden Johnson
why are you asking all these questions?
Extra
I saw this girl looking this girl looking at you're for-hire sign.
Read as if you're a little drunk and sleep deprived.
Pipe slinging slasher lines.
Well, hello there
Well, I would like-
The customer then pulls out a pipe.
Give me all the money in the register and your Chuck E Cheese platinum card before I get violent.
you got a fast-moving mouth boy.
actor only has to read for the cop.
josh Johnson
You know what, it's on the house!
COP
Seriously?
Theodore Johnson
Totally, now hit the road, Jack.
Aiden Johnson
Oh yeah but one thing first. So this random dude just had a heart attack in the back room, so can you go do something about that?
Theodore Johnson
What are you doing?
josh Johnson
Yeah, he died from a heart attack, totally!
Theodore Johnson
Oh yeah, heart attack.
The cop goes to look in the back and comes back.
COP
There's no one there
COP
Crap, not again! What are we gonna do?
Theodore Johnson
Again?! What do you mean "again?"
COP
Not right now, kid. What are we going to do?
josh Johnson
Wyoming?
COP
What?
Aiden Johnson
Apparently there's nothing and no one in Wyoming.
COP
Okay, quick, everyone in the cruiser now!
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