You Have UNO! (JJK Inumaki Toge & Panda) (Strong Language)

You Have UNO! (JJK Inumaki Toge & Panda) (Strong Language)

Project Overview

You Have Uno You Fuckin' Dipshit.

11 years ago we were graced with a video that belongs in a time capsule and buried underground so that those that come after us can enjoy it.

It's my favorite joke. It will never not be funny to me, and I am a 20 year old with a Wacom and a hedonism demon living in my brain that wants to make myself laugh first and foremost. I also have a spare $30 to bribe two people into screaming into a microphone.

However, it being a joke from the early 2010's it holds at least one word that is better left out of today's vernacular. That and I think it's a joke that is only improved by having impressionists read the lines.

While I won't guarantee I will finish the animatic portion, I hoard a lot of audio that just makes me laugh. If I post it I will credit both voice actors and even if I don't post it, you will get paid!

Both voice actors MUST have PayPal!

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Latest Updates

  • Panda has been cast!

    Panda has been cast by the lovely Gr33dy Jay!

    I'm still looking for Toge, I am hearing a lot of good vibes but am going to keep it open longer in case someone particularly stands out!

Project Roles: Toge Inumaki Panda
Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Toge Inumaki
closed
Paid: Flat Rate 15 USD
Role assigned to: Seeker

I am looking to make a funny stupid test animatic for the infamous 'You Have Uno' bit. But because of some very out of date language used, and also because I think it's funny, I would like to hire some folks to re-record the lines used.

Toge will be reciting the lines of Jahova.

https://youtu.be/CapLbFlOVOs?si=3It_KoMj5HfqErw5

This is the reference link, Headphone & strong/outdated offensive language warning.


- I want that raw visceral and immediate rage. However I don't want anyone hurting their voices screaming about Uno. The bit isn't worth $15

- Below are the important lines, each getting progressively angrier. However since it is a short clip, there is no shame in wanting to go big or go home and record the whole thing.

- I will not be doing anything with his cursed speech as it is probably clear I am already ignoring that for the bit.

- VA must have PayPal so I can compensate you for your help! $15 is a small price to pay to make myself laugh

- If uploaded you will get credit, of course!

Language:
  • english
Voice description:
  • male young adult
  • Intense
  • Angry
  • funny
  • You guys wanna play UNO real quick and I can record it and make it my upload tonight?

  • No you don't. I bought mine on day One you fucking bear.

  • ITS A FUCKING CARD GAME THEY DON'T EVEN CHARGE PEOPLE FOR IT!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Panda
closed
Paid: Flat Rate 15 USD
Role assigned to: Gr33dy Jay

I am looking to make a funny stupid test animatic for the infamous 'You Have Uno' bit. But because of some very out of date language used, and also because I think it's funny, I would like to hire some folks to re-record the lines used.

Panda will be reciting the lines of Deluxe 4

https://youtu.be/CapLbFlOVOs?si=3It_KoMj5HfqErw5

This is the reference link, Headphone & strong/outdated offensive language warning.

- The vibe is definitely 'Getting on his best friends nerves', be a little bewildered. Commit to the bit. Your Xbox does not have UNO.

- Below are the important lines, I can't quite explain the tone used in the original video. Please use that as a reference but of course you don't have to be precise!

- Line slightly adjusted because, of course, he is a Panda. I know he'd never swear in canon. But life is short and I think it's funny. I think he'd swear at Toge in an Xbox lobby.

- VA must have PayPal so I can compensate you for your help! $15 is a small price to pay to make myself laugh 

- If uploaded you will get credit, of course!

Language:
  • english
Voice description:
  • male adult
  • deep
  • comedic
  • I don't have UNO, I'm a Panda.

  • I didn't get it. I have the oldest Xbox known to man.

  • I Don't fucking have UNO motherfucker! I don't have Two! I don't have Three! I don't have fucking Four!

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