Professional Wrestlers Interview (Parody)
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I am creating a series of fake professional wrestling shoot interviews. Some of them will be made up wrestlers, some of them will be real wrestlers. This is meant to be satirical.
Names of the real people might be changed to something similar to the name
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Vince McMahon is the CEO of WWE.
Voice Example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8a8EFMAuSU
Let me tell you something about Roman. The amount of steroids that we give him should already be enough. I do not understand why they keep booing him. He is cousins with THE ROCK. Kind of. He dresses cool. He wets his hair. What more could people want?
You can’t teach the size that Big Cass brings to the table, but if you’re facing him, you’re about to learn a very painful lesson.
A seven-foot bruiser from Queens, Cass may have made his bones in the tag team division, though he learned relatively soon on that the spotlight wasn't big enough to be shared and went about claiming it for himself in the most brutal way possible.
Now, the singles division of SmackDown LIVE will have to contend with what the tag division already knew: Punishing power, surprising agility and a mean streak the length of the BQE, with no possibility of a tag out to save them. Anything but “sawft," Big Cass’ future is as bright as the Manhattan skyline and as wide as the Queensboro Bridge … not that anyone needs him to spell that out for them.
Example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHRgqBLuDl4
Let me tell you about Enzo. That spiky haired freak almost ruined my wrestling career. I was so close to being able to finally compete as a singles wrestler, and then what happens? He causes me to be out for 9 months. That fucker is S A W F T SAWWWFFT!
This is the part of the person asking the wrestler the questions.
Can you tell me your thoughts about the recent release of Enzo Amore?
Ask a wrestling based question
I am looking for something EPIC! Something kinda like the opening to a news segment. Doesn't need to be super long
Say something you think would fit
If you seek the American dream, look no further than Jinder Mahal. The Indian Superstar is the very definition of a self-made man, having battled his way to the WWE Championship despite suffering trials and tribulations that would have sent a lesser person running for the hills.
Mahal made it his business to target the biggest dog in the yard from his first days in WWE, when he confronted the towering Great Khali. And even when Mahal found himself set back by his own ambitions, The Modern Day Maharaja continued to press for the peak, forming unusual alliances and adopting new styles to improve his game and approach the mountaintop from a different path.
When neither of those attempts paid dividends, Mahal took a sabbatical from WWE and returned in 2016 as a new man. While his style evolved, he also underwent a remarkable physical transformation. Suddenly, going after the biggest dog in the yard didn’t seem so far-fetched. In just a two-month span, Mahal finished as the runner-up in the Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal, defeated five of SmackDown LIVE’s finest to earn a WWE Championship Match, recruited Sunil & Samir Singh to his side and made good on his title opportunity, defeating none other than Randy Orton to attain the supreme prize of sports-entertainment.
After a successful reign as WWE Champion, Mahal once again attained glory at WrestleMania 34 when he defeated Orton, Bobby Roode and Rusev in a Fatal 4-Way Match to win the United States Title. However, one week after The Show of Shows, Mahal became part of Monday Night Raw as part of the 2018 Superstar Shake-up and lost his U.S. Title to Jeff Hardy during his first night on the red brand.
Nevertheless, Jinder Mahal is a force to be reckoned with. He may have crossed a few lines and stepped on a few necks to succeed, but if there’s anything to take away from The Modern Day Maharaja, it’s that none are more deserving of glory than those who refuse to be hindered — even if it means getting there by any means necessary.
Example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZvlEU9qzvo
The Singh brothers are so cute. They are like my little henchmen I can throw around. It has never been easier!
Think sports-entertainment is a man’s world? Stephanie McMahon will make sure you think again.
Mr. McMahon’s only daughter, Stephanie has been bossing WWE’s most powerful men around since she was old enough to form coherent sentences. As one of the principal owners of WWE and the company's Chief Brand Officer, however, she does a lot more than just talk. She’s proven herself to be a force with which to be reckoned both in and out of the ring. After all, how many of CableFax’s "Most Powerful Women in Cable” are also former Women’s Champions?
Born into the sports-entertainment industry, Stephanie first got in on the family business by modeling Rockers T-shirts in the WWE Shop catalog when she was still in middle school. By the time WWE’s “Attitude Era” had taken pop culture by storm, the youngest McMahon was caught up in a rivalry between her father’s Corporation and The Undertaker’s wicked Ministry of Darkness. She might have appeared overwhelmed at first, but within months of her debut, Stephanie wed her father’s rival, Triple H, and orchestrated a takeover of WWE.
Example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmOe1iiyvGI
Ronda Rousey thinks that WWE is her new playground, but I am the queen of the monkey bars! I am in charge who can slide down the slide. I promise you, that Ronda only has experience in one part of the playground, the pole!
Example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbYE1ezj_NI
Kota in real life speaks like little English, so the interview should definitely show that!
Kenny and I do golden lover stuff. It good. NJPW win! Sexy dance!
Example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kJBCg3fsto
This one has very little creativity to the voice. You must try your best to imitate him. You must watch the video to understand how he talks.
MY NAME IS PAUL HEYMAN AND I AM THE ADVOCATE FOR (Get really fired up here) THE REIGNING, DEFENDING, UNDISPUTED, UNIVERSAL CHAMPION, BRRRROOOOCCKKKK LLLLESSSNNNAAARRR!
Sir, my client Brock Lesnar does not have to conform to the petty wishes of the World Wrestling Federation. My client is a sought after talent from UFC and other places.
Possibly looking for someone with a bit of background on WWE/Pro Wrestlers who can write scripts for parody shoot interviews!
Say something you think would fit
Dave Meltzer is a wrestling journalist known for his match rating system .
Example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEFgMepSA24
I saw the latest NXT Take-over special, and it was real goooood. They had a real good match. I hear from people in the back that WWE wants to continue having wrestling matches in NXT, but I cannot confirm it.
I would give that match 3 and 7/55 stars.
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