Professional Wrestlers Interview (Parody)
Taustin17 for Big Cass
You can’t teach the size that Big Cass brings to the table, but if you’re facing him, you’re about to learn a very painful lesson.
A seven-foot bruiser from Queens, Cass may have made his bones in the tag team division, though he learned relatively soon on that the spotlight wasn't big enough to be shared and went about claiming it for himself in the most brutal way possible.
Now, the singles division of SmackDown LIVE will have to contend with what the tag division already knew: Punishing power, surprising agility and a mean streak the length of the BQE, with no possibility of a tag out to save them. Anything but “sawft," Big Cass’ future is as bright as the Manhattan skyline and as wide as the Queensboro Bridge … not that anyone needs him to spell that out for them.
Example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHRgqBLuDl4
Let me tell you about Enzo. That spiky haired freak almost ruined my wrestling career. I was so close to being able to finally compete as a singles wrestler, and then what happens? He causes me to be out for 9 months. That fucker is S A W F T SAWWWFFT!
