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English accent preferred but I will accept American if it's dank enough!
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span.s1 {font-kerning: none}Do you live in the home counties?
Did your daddy buy you a fiat 500 for your 18th?
Does the thought of supermarket own brand baked beans make you gag?
Then we’ve got the perfect accommodation for you.
Situated just one mile from campus, far from the commoners in battersea court… manor park is home to 982 band D rooms, 27 band E rooms and 40 band F studio flats. Yes, there’s a… band... F.
Enjoy the luxury of your own shower, the delights of heart and soul and the sweet sound of foxes f*cking outside your window. Yes, that’s what that sound is.
Become arriva’s bitch. Be the envy of your friends. Buy a sports park membership that you will use twice.
Manor Park.
Because we're bloody rich.
(fast) Disclaimer: living in manor park may result in entering your over-draft early, drinking only champagne at pre’s, constantly smelling of marujana, never visiting the library and having your tesco shop delivered. Long term affects include: homelessness, chlamydia, an un-repay-able debt, depression, weight-gain and early death. Always read the packaging. Results may vary. Dank Surrey Memes are not responsible for your life choices.
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