Total Drama Chaotic Cruise Fan-Season
Project Overview
The original Total Drama seems to be gone for good, but like the proverbial phoenix rising from the ashes, Chaotic Cruise is here to pick up from where the show ended. This fan-season has 26 already written episodes, and there are subsequent seasons to follow (partway through writing the second season).
Chaotic Cruise has contestants from all three generations of campers, and through it and subsequent seasons every camper will get at least another go at trying to win the million.
The campers vying for the money this season are:
DJ, Duncan, Harold, Justin, Trent, Tyler, Beth, Bridgette, Eva, Izzy, Brick, Sam, Dawn, Jo, Topher, Amy, Samey, Ella, Jasmine and Scarlett - with a couple of surprise latecomers.
These voice roles as well as Chris and Chef are the main characters of the season, however every other camper from the first three generations will appear at least once throughout the season either as part of the Aftermath Peanut Gallery or in Bonus Clips. So these other roles are still important - plus those campers not competing here will have a chance to shine later down the road.
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I'd like voices to be at least somewhat similar to the actual characters, but as this is a fan-project that isn't paid, I'm just exceptionally grateful to anyone that would like to get involved.
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'I'm your host Chris McLean welcoming you to a brand new season of Total Drama'
'And you can never come back. Ever!'
'Last time on Total Drama Chaotic Cruise:'
DJ – The Brickhouse with Heart
Often upbeat, DJ is friends with everyone. He loves animals, but ever since World Tour has been cursed to accidentally cause them harm. Has allied with Duncan before.
'So... asked any arbitrary right out of left-field questions lately?'
'Mama I'm coming home!'
'Bunny... why'd you do me like this!!'
Duncan – The Delinquent
The tough guy always out for his own interests – at least until All Stars revealed he had a soft side. Relentlessly bullied Harold, though they did come to an understanding. Previously dated Courtney and Gwen.
'Oh dude, you are so going down.'
'Nice, it's about time somebody took La Cucaracha down'
'After All Stars, folks back home got the idea that I'd gone soft.'
Harold – The Nerd
Harold knows a lot of about the world, but isn’t so good at applying his knowledge. Previously bullied by Duncan. In a band with Justin and Trent. Loves Leshawna.
'I have cow boobies on my head!'
'You guys think you're so funny. Let's see how you like it when someone messes with your love life.'
'It's called a medical condition, GAWSH!'
'Ladies please. I accept both of your offerings. Join me for breakfast?'
'Let's just say I'll do anything to win. Anything, hah.'
'That's it, I'm moving to Canada. Except I'm already there...'
'Enemies? We're not enemies.'
'Are you nuts? Now I only have eight pieces left!'
'So this is it? ... Alrighty then...'
Tyler – The Jock
Stupid and bad at sports, Tyler has a never say die attitude and is always brimming with confidence, though easily taken advantage of. Is dating Lindsay.
'Place at the table!'
'I saved everyone's lives with my bare fingers. Everyone's gonna know who Tyler is now! Woo-hoo.'
'I feel you, chickens give me the creeps too.'
'Owen Owen he's our guy! If he can't do it, urr... he's not our guy!'
'I wish my boyfriend was here. He's such a great cook.'
'So I'm running for my life from this psycho Chef when all of a sudden it hits me. I'm doing all this for Heather? I don't even like her!'
Bridgette – The Surfer Girl
Bridgette falls into the category of ‘nice girl’; she gets on with everyone and is well-liked in return… except by one person, Eva. Is dating Geoff
'What's that supposed to mean?'
'Read any good poems lately?'
'You won't be flying high tonight.'
Eva – The Female Bully
Aggressive and mean, Eva terrified the other campers on Island causing her elimination. She blames Bridgette for betraying her.
'It is so on you little backstabbing traitorous witch!'
'Where is my mp3 player? One of you must have stolen it. I need my music!'
'Yeah home-school, enlighten us.'
Izzy – The Psycho Hose Beast
Izzy has a number of different personalities and tends to scare her teammates with her craziness. Dated Justin before Island and hates him, has a rivalry with Chef and is currently on-again off-again with Owen.
'BOOM BOOM!'
'You'll never take me alive!'
'And I'm like RRARRH I'm gonna eat ya! Like I could actually do that, there's no way, okay?'
Brick – The Cadet
A proud cadet and mummy’s boy, Brick gives his all and believes in ‘never leaving a man behind’. Because he’s a bit of a softie, Jo bullies him.
'Your platoon has zero morale. That's what happens when you lose your best soldier!'
'Never leave a man behind.'
'Private Brick McArthur reporting for duty.'
Sam – The Gamer
Sam is obsessed with videogames, less so with personal hygiene. He’s bad at challenges, but is pretty easy-going. Dates Dakota-Zoid.
'Huh-huh-huh.'
''You're the Dakota-zoid!'
'Gamers are athletes too. We've got keen hand-to-eye coordination, cat-like reflexes. Watch.'
Dawn – The Moonchild
More concerned with helping people overcome their problems, Dawn is kind and caring to all things. Her bluntness can cause friction however.
''Hmm? Oh. I used a shortcut.'
'Yes, because your need for fame is really a depressed cry for love.'
'You don't have to help just because you were teased a lot as a child.'
Jo – The Jock-Ette
Always looking to start a fight, Jo is aggressive and takes advantage of others. Bullies Brick because he’s weak. There is a heart buried underneath all her bluster.
'Way to pick the wrong key, Dud-can.'
'Listen Brick-for-brains, we don't need you. I'm a champion sprinter, shotputter and squat thruster!'
'Wow, finally someone that appreciates my killer zingers.'
Topher – The Chris Wannabe
Wants to be a presenter and is rivals with Chris. Though he made it far on Pahkitew, he didn’t care for the competition or for making friends.
'Get ready for the Topher experience!'
'Ha-ha-ha-ha. So funny, love it.'
'Chris, loving this challenge. You must have been up all night planning this one. Because you kinda look like you were.'
Amy – The Evil Twin
As the older twin, Amy sees her sister Samey as an unnecessary spare, and will do anything in her power to remind her of how useless she is.
'Ohhh... I'll miss you sis, not much but, probably not at all. Later!'
'Break my fall! Oh... sorry.'
'Samey wake up! Go with Jasmine and get me some food. And don't be all lazy like you were when you were born.'
Samey – The Good Twin
Bullied and abused by Amy her entire life, Samey is meek and uncomfortable in her own skin. She is close friends with Jasmine.
'Oh she never treats me that well.'
'You... you don't want me to come?'
'Yeaaahhh... I guess...'
Ella – The Fairytale Princess
Ella is naïve and idealistic about the world, and lives in hope that one day her prince will come. Her singing attracts animals.
'Hello beautiful butterfly. You're so delicate, you should hide until our game is done.'
'Look Sugar, just because my balloon was made to do harm doesn't mean that it can't look adorable and constantly delighted to be here.'
'I'm falling on a sunny sunny day, hit the ground I just may!'
Jasmine – The Outback Girl
Emotionally and physically strong, Jasmine hates to see her friends (Ella and Samey) upset. She isn’t afraid to speak her mind. Is dating Shawn.
'Are you an' I gonna have a problem?'
'It's always been my dream to have my own business. A flower shop and cage-fighting school called Roses are Red, Bruises are Blue!'
'Okay. Just gonna get inside that small cramped confined ball no way out. Let's do this.'
Scarlett – The Psychopath
Usually calm and helpful, underneath Scarlett is a cruel psychopath willing to kill the competition to win. She very nearly succeeded in this on Pahkitew, putting Jasmine’s life on the line.
'Wow. Your mind is so powerful.'
y brother pulled my hair once. So, I made his remote-control toys come to life and attack him in the night. Every night. For six years. He’s still in therapy.’
'This is the real me. The Scarlett that I kept hidden until now. Biding my time, waiting to strike. I am EVIL!!!!'
The Home-Schooled Guy
Home-schooled Ezekiel was eliminated first in both Island and in World Tour. Despite this, he stayed on the plane living on a diet of rats. This transformed him into Freak-Zekiel – more beast than man. Since then, he has been living with various mutants on Boney Island.
'But they are'
'Ho ho homies, get in focus and take notice. I'm what is, oh yeah that's show-biz. Uh-uh-uh-uh-huh.'
'I just don't get why we lost, eh. They're the ones that have six girls.'
Dakota-zoid/Dakota – The Fame Monger
Born into a wealthy family, Dakota saw taking part in Total Drama as her first step to stardom. Unfortunately, she was exposed to radiation that mutated her into the ‘Dakota-Zoid’. Is dating Sam.
'You want my advice? Really? No-on ever asks me for my advice. Sure, I'd be happy to help.'
'No! This has to be a mistake, I didn't get my spin-off series yet.'
'Wuh-ha-huh-ha. Chris is the meanest ever... Hang on, not too blotchy? Okay, take two...'
*Say something you think would fit*
'Oh dude.'
'Right on, m'man.'
'Come on, Bridge.'
'I'm Blainerific!'
'Well said, Geoffy boy.'
'What is it with guys and cat fights?'
'Time to EVIL!'
''I did not sign up for this.'
'Watch it with this one, she's trouble.'
'Look, you can drop the charade, okay? I know you're an actor with a hook prop, and frankly you're not that scary.'
'Oh my gosh.'
'Like oh my gosh.'
'Yah, my great great grandfather invented floors. Like before him people would just squat on the ground.'
SFX
'I want a prize!'
'See you never, traitor.'
'I was a counselor in training!'
'Well I'm all that an' a bag of chips.'
'We'll be scarfin' flapjacks by seven.'
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'COOODDDDYYY!'
'Of course! Anything for my hubby-wubby teddy-weddy bear.'
'It's official! That kiss just consummated our marriage!'
'SHA-BAM!'
'Man, Chris shoulda let Lightning be a team of one. Lightning's used to carrying his teams back home, but at least those guys can actually play the game. Unlike this buncha losers.'
'Lightning never gives up and never surrenders. Sha-Lightning!'
'This is all my fault. My team voted off Dawn behind my backand she's the only one that could talk to that big ape. Lindsay is doomed.'
'Heh-heh-heh-heh fairytale princess. Looks like you dug up one of my knock-offs. Heh-heh-heh. I do love me some whittlin''
'Camera on pappy?'
'Shut yer soul hole dressie, I wasn't done talkin' to the wizard!'
'Hungry fer a tasty snack, zebra tiger dolphin yak, come inside please join me, at Darwin's Food Safari!'
'I love you, Grease Pig!'
'Dudes, psyched to be here man. I see the ladies have already arrived, alright.'
'Girls on the rebound are the best. They cry, and then you get to buy them a pop and listen and then, well, they still won't go out with you... but you get to buy them a pop.'
'Who's that girl again?'
'Yeah, boys are okay but a million dollars is way better!'
'So, with words by Gwen, performance by me. Enjoy.'
'I got some! Courtney's hair. Soon it will be mine, all mine. Hahahaha! Wahaha! I'm not crazy, I'm just bald.'
'You really are mean and all that bad stuff people say about you is true. Like how you're a two-faced backstabbing lying little BEEP'
'But Admiral sounds cuter. So now I'd like to be called Admiral Lindsay her hotness, okay?'
'Are you Tyler?'
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...
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'Go back to the shadows of Wawanakwa, you shall not -'
'I once built a castle using nothing but a sunflower and the eyelash of a dragon.'+
'Experiamus! I know many spells to ward off evil.'
'Rodney here. I just want to say that if you pick me, I'll be leaving behind my special lady Debbie.'
'Heavy is my heart... carrying of.'
'Come on words! I need you!'
'Today we eat the breakfast of champions.'
'Of course Heather's bonding with Sierra. She;s Chris's favourite. And if that manipulative minx gets Sierra, she'll have Chris too. Ohh, she's good.'
'I can't freeze, my Latin blood won't allow it.'
'Woo-hoo. Way to throw those murderballs. Go team go.'
'I don't know, did we land in the seventies?'
'So. Your grilfriend turned on you, huh? Hate to see that happen. Bet you real like a loser about now, huh?' Less of a man.'
'Stay awake for twelve hours? I could do that in my sleep!'
'Momma always said that if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all. In which case Heather would say nothing ever! She is the meanest, nastiest BEEP in all of Kalamazoo!'
'This is so... AWESOME!'
'I never really watched Total Drama-rama whatever, until my girlfriends made me sit through one of those singing episodes.'
'Now that's what I'm talkin about.'
'And who can blame him? Check me out, the tan the hair. Look at me!'
'Spend a night with a bunch of strangers that could turn into zombies while I'm sleeping. Hah. No thank you.'
'I knew all my cake decorating skills would come in handy someday.'
'It's sad when a person lets a single irrational fear control their whole life.'
'Okay, ow, maybe I need to work on my no more Mr. Nice Girl.'
'I came second in the provincial hurdle event. And the girl that came first isn't here.'
'Uwa! You were never my boyfriend and you will never be my boyfriend. And you have no shot of beating or dating me, got it?!'
'Hi. Dave, me, I'm. Urr! Starting over.'
'No, not marvellous. Glitter? Is she out of her mind?'
'If I have no chance with Sky, I don't wanna be here. I campaigned to get myself voted into the cannon. I even made buttons!'
'I have to protect Zoey at all costs.'
'Dagnabbit.'
''G'day sheila, name's Manitoba Smith. Here, leave the torch's to the menfolk, beauty.'
'Can you believe we're here?'
'Me and my butt thank you.'
'It's really nice that Dakota wants me to help her. I just hope she doesn't crush me to death in the process.'
'Reluctantly, very reluctantly.'
'Problem? He told you about his multiple personality disorder?'
'I'm what's known as a bubble boy. Growing up my mom was reeeaally overprotective.'
One of the three main unnamed interns, FI has a deep voice and speaks slowly.
*Say something you think would fit*
One of the three main unnamed interns, BCII wears braces.
*Say something you think would fit*
One of the three main unnamed interns, FHII speaks as if he's still going through puberty..
*Say something you think would fit*
One of the three main unnamed interns, FHII speaks as if he's still going through puberty..
'This is Total Drama the Ri-DON-culous Race!'
'For this botch or watch, teams will have to...'
'Flight number two has finally landed, a full hour after flight number one.'
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