The Winx Abridged Show
Project Overview
We will be making an abridged version of Winx Club (Season 2)!
Here's an example of what we're trying to aim for but totally not copying: https://youtu.be/7bkDNK5ePTE
This season hasn't been abridged by anyone yet, so we'll be the first. We're basing it off of all of the countless English dubs of the series, especially the 4Kids script and its censoring. Script created by funny people. Looking for even funnier people to voice act!!!
This is all meant to be a light-hearted parody of the series and nothing said in the scripts should be taken seriously. It is all meant to have a laugh and enjoy poking at flaws in the show's horrible English dubbing continuity!!!
AUDITIONING FOR MULTIPLE ROLES IS ADVISED! THE BEST ABRIDGED SHOWS HAVE ONE PERSON VOICE MULTIPLE CHARACTERS! :DDD
[NOTE: Explicit terms and profanity will sometimes be included in the scripts. Make sure you are okay with potentially using vulgar language before auditioning!]
Here are the YouTube channels of us creators of this abridged in case you wanna look us up:
Winx Club Newsflash: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCt3M1xDs9Ei_9UH5Ad1gpxg
WILFORD CLUX: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCRh3CEMpua0ncqp-Q-I46gQ
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Being the main character of the series, Bloom will be portrayed as an attention-seeking character. She will want everything to be about her and always gets annoyed when others get more screen time than her. Whenever it seems like someone else is talking too much, she'll interrupt in order to get into the conversation.
She'll want to have many relationships in the season, and she's very insensitive about the other girls' issues (i.e. she ain't perfect no more :P).
Hi, I'm Bloom and I need all the attention I can get! This show is about MEEEE!!! *screams*
Girls, have you seen the new professor? He's setting my heart on fire! *in love*
Come on, girls, LET'S GET THEM!!! MAGIC WINX! *transformation call*
Stella is going to be that typical blonde girl that's in everyone's school, the only difference being that everyone loves her. She knows everything about the latest fashion trends and needs her Starbucks every morning (not sponsored). She'll usually whine or make references to her makeup/clothing. She's not always that annoying though!
I'm Stella. My name is the Italian word for Star, because that’s what I am. A STAR!!! Teeheehee! *cringy laugh*
There's a lot of baggage that comes with being a main fairy in the show; Louis Vuitton baggage that is!
Oh my god this is disgusting! Huuuuhhnnnnhhh!!! *groans* Stainus Removus! *casts spell*
4Kids Musa was made into such a tomboy that we're going to be extending that idea and making her an actual ghetto bad boy. She'll also call out the producers/writers often because of their carelessness when it comes to the English dubs.
Dang, Stel (short for Stella), do it matter? These writers don’t give a shit about continuity!
Yo, the background music just turned hella sketch...what's up with that, production dudes?
TASTE THE POWER OF RAP! HAH! *casts spell*
4Kids Flora was super sweet and Cinelume Flora had no emotion. Therefore, we're combining both to make Flora quiet and cringy af. The other girls will always talk over her and ignore what she says because she can't speak up for herself. They constantly joke around with her unintentionally. Rarely she screams very loudly though!
Hello my name is Flora...I'm a liiiiiiittle bit shy... *softly*
I don't think we should be doing this, girls... *talks quietly* Stooooop!!! *screams quietly*
Helia, I love you so much! Can I be your forever girlfriend please? *quietly*
100% inspired by 4Kids Tecna (because Americans assume that British people are smarter and emotionless), we're making Tecna a poised, elegant British lady with a STRONG British accent, to compromise for her lack of screen time in the series compared to other characters. She makes plenty of British references during the series.
Salutations. I would like to cordially invite you to spend time with me, Tecna!
Negative, we cannot adjust the script! You have not been given access to the sense of humour!
Heavens above, that modern idiom does not even begin to describe the immense shock I am currently sensing. I really desire a scone at this moment...
Her name changes in every English dub, varying from Layla to Aisha. Her original name is Aisha, but there's going to be a running joke in the series where everyone calls her Layla and she just gives up so she tells them to call her whatever she wants. With such a dramatic backstory and immense sadness that she experiences in the series, she suffers from serious depression and will always make deep comments in certain situations. There needs to be a level of sarcasm to her voice, even though she actually means all of the dark stuff she says.
I won't be able to climb without my hands. Let’s find the main stairs. We’re sure to get caught and killed that way!!!
Ouch, I scratched myself! ...the pain feels wonderful...
*clears throat* FOR THE LAST TIME, MY NAME IS NOT LAYLA!!!
We need an extra male to provide other voices, e.g. the iconic af narrator.
The following is a non-profit parody. Winx Club is owned by Iginio Straffi and Rainbow S.R.L. Please support the official release.
Previously on Winx Club, Bloom did everything and Aisha doesn’t die. The end!
Last season, there were a lot of ups and downs. Bloom became a smarter noob, Stella went from being blonde and white to just being blonde, Flora’s now sober, Musa’s left ear no longer works, and Tecna was just there! Let’s keep the suspense going by showing all the action scenes of the season in the opening sequence and this super long preview! You’re welcome!!!
Sky is that generic boy that has no personality in the series, but will eventually get jealous of Bloom for wanting more screen time and hitting up a new teacher at her school. He's a typical f*ckboy at heart and will always emphasise that he's better-looking than everyone else, when we all know the hottest one is Brandon.
Hey Bloom, need any assistance from the boys? *seductively*
I can't believe Bloom betrayed me for that Professor Avalon guy. I have MUCH more personality than he does, and my body's much sexier than his. Right, Brandon?
Dude, I really don't get what the fuss is about. There's plenty of me to go around!
As he is in all of the English dubs, Riven will be super annoying and controlling. He won't know how to handle relationships and will be really dumb for the majority of the series. In the abridged series, he'll only want to hook up with Musa because she's the most masculine girl to choose from and he needs someone to experiment his sexuality with.
What the fuck, man? Can't you see I'm busy right now?
Musa, I really appreciate you. I feel like I can talk with you like one of my mates.
Back off, Sky, he's mine-I mean, SHE'S mine!
Lord Darkar (a.k.a. LD, a.k.a. Large Dildo) is the main antagonist of the show, and he will be some master pedophile who wants to steal the sex toys (the Pixies) and get the four English dubs (the Codex) and find a way to get rid of them once and for all, in Unimportant Dub Land (the realm of Relix). Whenever he talks, he has a seductive and evil form of expressing himself, no matter how cringy his words are when they're written out.
So, the suicidal girl’s trying to escape with the toys I ordered on Ebay? I’m not having that! Just gotta make sure she doesn’t die so that I can USE her for my own benefit...
There is much greater power than that of the dragon flame, and it will be mine just as YOU THREE are mine!
Nobody messes with my personal witches. I can make anything into a pleasure toy. I’m Lord Darkar!
Icy will be that typical teen that wants to hook up with everyone to be cool and find a reason to live. She loves latex and Lord Darkar.
I swear on male waifu Ken Kaneki that I’ll get out of here. *frustrated*
Whatever, dude, just get us out of this shithole stat.
Oh how the blossoms dance in the breeze on this LOVELY afternoon. It makes me OH SO happy…*sarcastic*
Oh shit it's my ex-boyfriend. Gotta hide...
Well hello there, handsome! *flirty*
We can do whatever we want. We're the Trix! Hahahaha!
URGH. WHERE’S THE FUCKING OFF-SWITCH?! *YEET*
UUURRRGGGHHH!!! If these flowers were actually alive, I’d kill them!
I love seeing fairies suffer in my toxic weather!!!
Faragonda is gonna be that annoying teacher that wants everything done right. She also knows everything in the series, so we're gonna make her a fake psychic because she always knows things before actually telling the girls when they should've been able to know ages ago (totally no hypocrisy involved)
Shut up, girls, I'm the teacher, not you. You will only listen to me.
Wait you actually survived that?! *clears throat* I MEAN...of course you did! I saw it in my vision last night! Great job...
Welcome to Alfea. Now GET OUT!
Griselda is gonna be 100% based off of WAHStudios' *ICONIC* interpretation of annoying ass Griselda.
STELLAAAAAAA!!! *screams annoyingly/quickly*
We would have access to all of these school facilities if it wasn't for STELLAAAAAA!!! *screams at the end*
STELLAAAAAA....and friends. Welcome! STELLAAAAAAAAAAAAA *screams*
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