The Winx Abridged Show
Fby02 for Lord Darkar
Lord Darkar (a.k.a. LD, a.k.a. Large Dildo) is the main antagonist of the show, and he will be some master pedophile who wants to steal the sex toys (the Pixies) and get the four English dubs (the Codex) and find a way to get rid of them once and for all, in Unimportant Dub Land (the realm of Relix). Whenever he talks, he has a seductive and evil form of expressing himself, no matter how cringy his words are when they're written out.
So, the suicidal girl’s trying to escape with the toys I ordered on Ebay? I’m not having that! Just gotta make sure she doesn’t die so that I can USE her for my own benefit...
There is much greater power than that of the dragon flame, and it will be mine just as YOU THREE are mine!
Nobody messes with my personal witches. I can make anything into a pleasure toy. I’m Lord Darkar!