The Sucky Life of Lolli Pop Sugarton
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After the sugary sweet life of a TV sensation, Lollipop Sugarton started to swirl like a shit-covered candy cane, her only option coming down to hiding away from the world, until college. Where she finally decided to get back into the spotlight!.. although her pessimistic attitude doesn't match the brightly lit colors of the lights that once decorated her name.. especially when her old co-hosts came back into her life, after years of her sucking in the pain of the night, her show was canceled. The cast includes, but is not limited to, Cherii Cake, a former best friend of Lolli Pop before becoming a social media star/actress/part-time singer. Toots Etzi is a formerly retired actress turned jazz music singer. Candace "Candy" Custard, is a supermodel with a Narcissus-complex, and hatred for anybody older than 19. Debbie Cobbler is a baker who's going back to acting school to try and widen her baking business with a cooking show. Pix Sorbet is a pirate/sailor man who loves to be a lone wolf against the world, although his return to acting was a bit of a shock to most of his fans. He hasn't outwardly stated why, but it's rumored he's going for his "enemy" and "close friend." Alongside them are Prince Lic Oriz, Harvesta Cornishington, Skit Tills, Twizzly Licorice Locks, and other amazingly sweet characters! Can't wait to see you in the wonderful world of Karamelia.
The Sucky Life of Lolli Pop Sugarton is a mature comedy that The Better One's Entertainment remade. The original concept was made by Lauren Faust [ FyreFly ] on DeviantArt, this is simply a remake of the idea being reproduced.
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Adult Lolli Pop is the absolute opposite of her childhood counterpart, she's a nihilist, putting no effort into anything, she knows she's worth shit and just gave up, she's tired and done with life but still bitchy and willing to put up a fight with paparazzi.
- english
Confused to Annoyed: "..so... What exactly do I have to read? [ pause as if someone was talking ] Oh come on dude! I've been out of this stuff since I was 12! Give a girl a break!"
Completely Tired/Waking Up From A Hangover: "..jeez, I swear I'm gonna strangle somebody with a lollipop flavor cigar... wait.. that actually sounds so stupid.."
Mad: "Suck you! Suck you! Suck you! I would say suck you but I've sorta been having a romantic attraction to you recently so... anyways. Suck you! Suck you! Suck all of you! This sucks! And I'm gonna go to my room!.. goddamn it, I think my speech impediment just came back.. this blows.."
Cherii has a strong Brooklyn accent, reminiscent of Harley Quinn. With her trademark of calling every girl, she doesn't like a 'Candy Cane-Lookin Bimbo' or any variation with the words '-Lookin Bimbo'. Although she also uses it as a term of affection, however, it's a rare occurrence.
- english
- bostonian
Happy: "Alright sweeties! That's all I have for tonight! I hope you've enjoyed my lovely video and I can't wait to see you guys in my new college dorm~!!"
Angry: "Micheal! For the last time! I'm not gonna work for some dumb blonde bimbo, who can't even remember the cheat code to something as simple as a CAKEBLOX MINIGAME!.. so either you GET ME a new co-host.. or... I get- A NEW MANAGER!"
Snarky: "Oh well, wouldn't you look at that, it seems the pocket doll has decided to grace us with her 360p pixelated presence."
As an adult, [ much like Shirley Temple ] Toots slowly grew into having a more 'Americanized' voice that transitioned into a soft-spoken jazzy voice, think Ella Fitzgerald or Billie Holiday. Although Toots herself has an older sister-y persona, her true personality is hidden under multiple layers of frozen caramel candy-coating, although most people only refer to it as her acting, singing, and dancing career.
- english
Neutral: "Well a woman's gotta do somethin' to appease her fanbase.. and by that I mean I usually just let my account's moderators talk to my fans for me. There's no way I'm gonna be able to interact with anybody I don't know."
Tired: "Listen sugar, as much as I'd love to help ya with the. Cherry pie you've brewed up over the past hour... I gotta go study for my performance class. That opera ballad isn't gonna rehearse itself."
Cheerful: "Hey Honey-Pop? What are your measurements? I'm asking cause I wanna order you a whole new winter wardrobe on my black licorice card but I forgot if you'd grown at all since the last time I saw ya."
As an adult, after moving away and living with her aunt, Candy very much grew into her moms families roots and came back with a French accent similar to her aunts. Although just as her father had taught, she can also speak Chinese.
- english
- parisian
Neutral: "Excuse me, how long is this supposed to take? I have a buisness meeting with mode crème in an hour."
Neutral: "Babe? Have you seen my $2,000 limited edition diamond encrusted shampoo bottle?"
//these lines are optional but it is preferred that you can read French or Chinese, but not entirely both.
Angry: "Non monsieur! Je ne pense pas que tu comprennes ! Je vous ai déjà informé que je ne peux pas faire cette séance photo, car je fais aussi une séance photo pour un magazine, puis un défilé de mode CE WEEK-END. Donc soit nous pouvons faire des compromis. Ou vous pouvez OBTENIR VOTRE MERDE ENSEMBLE."
"Bù, xiānshēng! Wǒ xiǎng nǐ bù míngbái! Wǒ yǐjīng gàosùguò nǐ wǒ bùnéng pāi zhè zhāng zhàopiàn, yīnwèi wǒ yě zài wèi zázhì pāi zhàopiàn, ránhòu shì zhège zhōumò de shízhuāng xiù. Suǒyǐ wǒmen kěyǐ tuǒxié. Huòzhě nǐ kěyǐ bǎ nǐ de gǒu shǐ fàng zài yīqǐ."
Debbie Cobbler, both young and old, has a southern Louisiana accent. She's also the motherly figure of the group, who owns a small baking buisness, so her voice is very drained due to restless nights.
- english
Neutral: "You know when I said I wanted to get back into the acting buisness, I wasn't aware how much work I'd have to put into doing 13 different tones."
On the phone/exhausted: "..yes.. yes.. I understand mam.. no the Butterbean cake will not have buttercream on it.. no it won't have buttercups either.. yes mam.."
Happy: "isn't she just.. so.. oh whats the word.. then again is there a word to describe someone as delightfully sweet as my Candy?"
For Pix, we want him to be stoic and a little bit suspicious, he has gone through struggles to finally be himself but he made it and now he's able to live life the way he wants. This character is of Hispanic decent and so we would like you to be able to pronounce Hispanic words, maybe have a slight accent. (it's not fully required since we know first hand not all Hispanics have accents.)
- english
Neutral: "You know, you'd think after living on the ocean for most of my life, I wouldn't miss it. But I do. I really do."
Annoyed: "Please god, give me the strength to not bludgeon this girls head with a harpoon.."
Shocked/Confused: "When I said I wanted to try DIY sail-making, this isn't what I meant."
Prince Lic Oriz is the heir to the throne and the ex-boyfriend of Lolli Pop Sugarton, and the current partner of Harvesta Cornishington. Along with Gummi's best friend, he will do anything to remain in the spotlight as the theatre department's most popular candidate.
- english
Excited: "Out of the way peasants! Your future king- has arrived!"
Babyish/Begging: "C'mon Harvest!! I'm so bored.."
Annoyed: "Honey please, if I got back into a relationship with that walking stick head I'd have to be the most desperate man in the candy-covered kingdom."
Harvesta Cornishington is the youngest out of a family of trained nobles, they became a knight at a young age and has a similarly cynical personality to Lolli Pop. Although she hides their the same way Daria and Maud Pie do, by making their voice as monotone as possible to the point only Lic knows if she's being serious or not.
Harvesta has a monotone gothic/emo voice
- english
Neutral: "I'll be completely honest. The last thing I was expecting to wake up to today, was the sound of my leige telling me he made me breakfast."
Neutral: "I still don't know how in the name of devil's food cake you came up with the idea of getting with.. this.. lovely.. individual.."
Neutral: "you know you shouldn't say certain things to a woman who's been trained to fight with and without weaponry in the room."
Gummi is the rich sailor friend of both Pix and Prince Lic Oriz, although he was never on Candy Kids, he's absolutely not into learning or hearing about either Pix or Lic's stories about the sets. Especially because all he got in the show was a villainous role in every holiday special, until the later seasons where he barely even showed up for any specials except for Christmas.
Gummi's voice is similar to Angel Dust from hazbin hotel and Giovanni Potage from Epithet Erased, although with a more spoiled rich/whiny tone, and the personality of a self-made man who sleeps on everybodys couch because apparently he just can't sleep alone in his own yacht.
- english
Annoyed: "Honey I may be rich, but somebody's gotta pay the bills on my boat. And it sure as hell ain't gonna be my dad.. well duh he doesn't know I bought a cruise ship."
Shocked/Insulted: "I'm not some floozy pirate just because I have two partners, they very much know about each other!"
Twizzly Licorice Locks was the only, if not the, BIGGEST fan of the Candy Kids show. It was her hugest inspiration up until she turned 12, around when the show ended. Her disappointment turned into hope, as she immidieatly began to overcome her fear of the stage to one day become just as popular as the other Candy Kids. And now she's roommates with Lolli Pop herself!!
- english
Happy: "Look out S-U-C-K! Twizzly Licorice Locks is here to show her stuff!"
Excited: "Ohmigosh! Ohmigosh! Ohmigosh! I can't believe I'm dorming with THE Lolli Pop!!"
Shy/Excited: "You know when I came to this school. I didn't think I'd ever get the opportunity to come to this school since I'm not really a huge celebrity.. but I am very happy to be here! Don't get me wrong!"
Lolli Pop is the sweetest Candy Kid in town! Anybody who knows her, knows that she's so friendly that even you could become her friend!
She has a Transatlantic accent and takes inspiration from the 2003 strawberry shortcake, and most other pink main characters such as Chibiusa and Hoshizora Miyuki, from Sailor Moon and Smile!Precure respectively.
- english
- female child
Excited: "Hiya! My name's Lolli Pop! My favorite color is rainbow, my favorite lollipop flavor is friendship frenzy, and I'm the main character on Lolli Pop & the Candy Kids!"
A girl as red as a fondant rose, but sweeter than a cherry. Cherii Cake is Lolli Pop's best friend! Being just as sweet as her! But while Lolli is a playful adventurer, Cherii is as shy as can possibly be. But as best friends, they always manage to even each other out! I'm sure nothing can ruin their sugary sweet friendship!
Cherii has a very shy, yet sweet voice. Basically if Fluttershy from MLP shared the same voice actor with Chloe/Reika Aoki from Glitter Force/Smile Precure.
- english
- female child
Nervous/Quiet: "U-Uhm.. hi.. my name is Cherii.. C-Cherii Cake.. and.. I'm one of the main characters on Lolli Pop and the Candy Kids.."
Toots Etzi is the mud-covered munchkin of the candy kids! Everyday is an adventure with her. Although she can be a bit sour, but after a hug and a song, it's all sugar and taffy!
Little Toots has a strong Transatlantic accent reminiscent of Shirley Temple and Bryce Tankthrust. Although much less happy-go-lucky, and more snappy/annoyed.
- english
- female child
Annoyed to Happy to Annoyed again: "hmph.. I don't wanna say the stupid lines... wait.. I can get ice cream for this?? Hiya! I'm Toots. Toots etzi. And I'm one of the Candy Kids!.. ok can I have my ice cream now?"
The shy yet sweet foreign exchange student, with a hint of Lavender. Candace is a cupcake with dreams of becoming a model/fashion designer.
Candy is the mixture of fluttershy and rarity from my little pony, she's soft spoken but has an elegant Trans-Atlantic English accent. Although she has a slight lisp due to an influence of a Parisian accent from her mother's side of the family.
- english
- female child
Neutral/Monotone: "Hi. My name is Candy. I'm a main character on the Candy Kids.. why do we have to redo it?.. oh.. sorry. My daddy says that I shouldn't express my acting talents during audition reels."
Debbie Cobbler is a baker and a seamstress, who loves the candy kids like a mama bear loves her cubs! Debbie and her "bestfriend" Candy, are always seen doodling ideas for their future toy shop bakery, where they'll sell cupcakes and cute critters!
Debbie has a Louisiana Creole/Cajun accent reminiscent of Tiana's Mom [ Eudora ] from Princess and the Frog.
- english
- female child
Happy: "Hiya! I'm Debbie Cobbler, and I'm one of the- Toots! Tootsie no! Don't put the hot glue gun there!.. oh sorry can we do that again?"
Pixie is the most excitable of the group. Her being the one to start out the adventures and cause all the craziness within the show.
For Pixie, we want a very rambunctious and energetic voice for her, she is a pixie stick so let's try to have her be hyperactive and fun but not too girlie. Think Frida from El Tigre but with the personality of Pinkie Pie from MLP.
- english
- female child
Excited to Annoyed: "Hola! I'm Pixie Sorbet, and you're watching Lollipop and the candy kids! I hope you have a Muy candylicious day-.. What? No! I'm not putting on the dress and you can't make me! I told you, boys like me don't wear frilly dresses!.. Yes I am a boy!"
Prince Lic Oriz, or at this time, Princess Gabriella Lilac Licorice Oriz, is still as dramatic as always. Even as a child, his dramatics never end.
- english
- female child
- english
Happy: "Hurray! I get to finally be on television! Hello universe! I am Princess Gabriella Lilac Licorice Oriz! And I am a character on this show about this wonderful kingdom!"
Harvesta Cornishington, formerly known as Hatcher Cornishington, is the knight and trained assassin to Prince Lic Oriz. Even as a kid, they weren't very close friends, but Harvesta remained close to him at all times to protect him.
Hatcher has a monotone voice.
- english
- english
Monotone: "I'm only here for my princess. I don't do audition tapes.."
Twizzly Licorice Locks is a sweethearted fan of the candy kids show.
- english
- female child
Excited/Nervous: "..oh.. oh my goodness.. I'm on tv.. uhm.. hi mom!"
Callie-May Sweet Bae is the darling daughter of the headmaster of the Skillful Sugar University of the Candy-Coated Knacks, and the camera person for the schools newsletter. And she's dating Poppy Pop Rox, but that's really all that is to her.
Her voice is a mixture of Rachel Tice from "The Most Popular Girls In School" and Pacifica Northwest from "Gravity Falls."
- english
Monotone/Bored: "Smile for the camera and awnser the questions listed on the screen. Or whatever."
Creepily Curious: "whats your height, eye color, blood type, and social security number?"
Poppy Pop Rox is the head journalist of the Skillful Sugar University of the Candy-Coated Knacks news letter and girlfriend of Callie-May. She's only here because her parents are singers.
Her voice is similar of that to Judith Dinsmore from "The Most Popular Girls At School" and/or Mabel Pines from "Gravity Falls" basically just a college girl with braces and a lisp.
- english
Somewhat Annoyed: "That is, Ms. Pop Rox to you."
Neutral: "Listen glitter ball either you listen to my girlfriend or I'll be the one shoving the camera in your face."
Extra characters.
- english
*You may make up any lines you see fit, you can reuse lines from old projects or make up something rated to your favorite candy.
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