Cast
Roy Mustang and Edward Elric have been cast. We are currently looking for someone to voice Trisha Elric so we can get on with our lives.
The Stoned Philosophers: Fullmetal Alchemist Abridged
Project Overview
Hi, I'm Amizar, the founder and leader of the abridging group now known as The Stoned Philosophers, or TSP for short. A couple of our voice actors are now unavailable for various reasons, and we need to recast some major roles. In case I forget to check this casting call, my discord tag (I'm almost always available) is Amizar#0539. Thank you, and best of luck.
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Voice Actor
Trisha Elric
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Unpaid
Trisha should sound as close to the original voice as possible, though she's almost constantly high, and mostly a deadbeat mom. Cares for her kids, but she'd rather be high.
A bit dazed, slightly high Ok hun! While you’re gone be sure to pick up some glue, sharpies, and cough syrup. Thaaaaanks.
Stilllllllll high Wha..Huh? Oh, that’s nice.
Maybe a bit high, mostly motherly No of course not! I’m proud of you. It reminds me of your father.
Voice Actor
Roy Mustang
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Unpaid
Military straight man who ends up hooked on meth seeing hallucinations of Squidward Tentacles. Voice should be as close to the original as possible. You're replacing this guy. Unfortunately, he can no longer be our Roy Mustang. No pressure.
Damn it all...All I ever wanted is some peace and quiet...You and I aren't so different after all, eh Squidward?
Lieutenant, could you please stop bothering me? I'm trying to fry a bitch.
I'm here on a report that there's a meth lab in the area.
Voice Actor
Edward Elric
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Unpaid
Role assigned to:
animatedartisan
Edward's voice should be as close to Dick Lasagna's as possible. His personality is similar to the show, but more scheming to his sarcasm. Wants to find the Philosopher's Stone to turn Alphonse's body into gold, rather than to restore it.
I NEED AN ARM AND A LEG, NOT A DICK, WINRY!
Acetone (18 L), Lithium(72 g), Toluene (4 L), Hydrochloric Acid (8 L), Pseudoephedrine (12 g), Red Phosphorus (250 g), Sodium Hydroxide (2 lb), Sulfuric Acid (1 lb), Anhydrous Ammonia (7.5 g).
You know.. We’ve been studying a way to bring people back ever since mom died.
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