Ahoy, fellow fanatics!
This project is an audio based recreation of "The SpongeBob Musical," which ran on Broadway for over a year and garnered 12 Tony nominations, as well as one win for Best Scenic Design of a Musical. It will feature a slightly revised script that will remain true to the story and heart of the show, and it will be released on YouTube. For this project, there are a few characters who are already cast, but there are many roles that still require voice actors and singers.
Here are some things to note:
If you would like to join my discord server dedicated to this project, feel free to click the following link:
If you have any questions in regard to casting or this project, please do not hesitate to DM me on discord at TheGonzfam[BLM]#9019 or email me at [redacted]. I wish you all the best of luck, and I look forward to hearing all of your auditions!
Let's face it, I never fit in here. Then again, I never really fit in Texas either. I was always the odd rodent out. No one knew what to make of a girl squirrel who was into science and martial arts. I've never felt at home anywhere, really. And now it's time to dig up my acorns again and push on.
What in chicken-fried tarnation was that?
‘Scuse me, SpongeBob. I’m gonna go power up the ol’ seis-o-mograph.
[Sing the following from "Chop to the Top"] ♪ We're too heavy when we're holding on to all that stuff. Why load up on trouble when there's trouble enough? You gotta chop to the top that you aim for! Get some gumption and you won't turn tail! Just keep your eyes on the prize that you came for! And use ka-ra-tay and you cannot fail, and chop to the top; chop to the top, come on and keep it moving, don’t stop ‘til you drop! Come on and chop! ♪
Reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qHE_i92NXU
If they reach the top and save the town, my whole hypnosis-in-the-escape pod scheme will be ruined! And I still don't have a plan to stop them! Well, Karen, my evil genius is exhausted.
My Avalanche Maker 3000! Oh, Karen. It's evil, it's diabolical…It's lemon-scented! Mwahahahaha!
What you said was true; it would take too long to hypnotize each of them into loving my chum burgers. But when fish are scared, they school together. If I get them all in one place, trapped where there's nowhere to run, I can hypnotize them in bulk. First, though, I need to shut down that squirrel.
[Sing the following from "When the Going Gets Tough"] ♪ This task force is for losers, I've got the perfect plan. Right now, the gettin's good, so let's get out while we can! Look, lava's pretty hot, let's give in to our fear, disaster's on its way -- that means we can't spend vaporized without a doubt; before that sucker blows, we've got to get the fish out! So let's go, and be gone! So let's go, and be gone! So let's go, and be gone! So let's go, and be gone! ‘Cause when the going gets tough ♪
Reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KL7oO48Ktzo
Come on, Sheldon. You couldn't rap if your life depended on it.
What are you talking about? The end is coming! This is no time for one of your schemes!
We can use it to start a landslide that they'll never survive. Then Chumville, here we come!
I just want to find someone who looks at me the way my daddy looks at money. And I am gonna meet the Electric Skates!
Is money really more important than all of us? Than me?
[Sing the following from "Daddy Knows Best"] ♪ I should be my daddy's greatest prize, but instead he's got dollar signs in his eyes... Daddy, you just don't understand; all I care about is rocking out with my favorite band! ♪
Reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIHeo-4GiII
I'm going to do all the living I should've done before! Gimme another kelp juice, Johnny! Carpe Diem!
(*Screams*) SpongeBob, please! I almost spilled my Kelp-achino!
Clear off the road! I have a bender to go on!
Apocalypse: a special report. Just 28 hours left before the end. How will you spend them?
The last night before the end! And as hysteria spreads through our streets, many have begun to question the government's ability to handle this crisis.
[Sing the following from "No Control"] ♪ No fish knows the future. Not a single shark or soul. It's all deranged. No control. The town is under curfew. The fish police are on patrol. It's all deranged. No control. ♪
Reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCoWEhAOljo
Get off my lawn!
We don't want her kind here! Let's blame the squirrel!
Wait! The Bikini Bottom way says "all are welcome here." That should mean you, too.
Watch where you're going puny dude! I'm getting these claws swole.
I'm gonna do my patriotic duty in this gnarly hour. This dude is ready to serve!
Yo! I'll be in any band with that dope voice! Count me in!
Listen, Milnerd, there's no way you're opening up for us today!
Man, you are acting like a total loser right now!
[Sing the following from "Bikini Bottom Boogie"] ♪ f you wanna rock and feel it alright! Bikini Bottom boogie all night! Hanging 680, sweet, rad, gnarly and tight! Bikini Bottom Boogie all night! Toe side, heel side, how do I look? It doesn't really matter 'cause it's so off the hook! Faux haired, short haired, mohawk or bald!
Or shavin' off your dorsals when your grandmama called! There's no magic potion, we'll jump in the ocean blue! ♪
Reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2Fj9oDWI_w
This is for the various fish, including a cult of fanatical sardines, that appear throughout the show. For the lines, do whatever type of voice you feel fits. Also, try to do no more than 3 verses of whichever song you choose.
(Excitedly) We heard what you said at the town meeting! If we close our eyes maybe nothing will happen! And we understood. It's only by shutting off from the turmoil of the world that we can find salvation! Give us more, oh pointy one! (*Squeals Eagerly*)
(Angrily) I'm an upstanding citizen! What about the squirrel? That whole science thing is pretty suspicious! Not only that...she has lungs! Yeah! This is a gill town! Land mammals go home!
[Sing something that shows off your vocal range]
