(ON INDEFINITE HIATUS) The SilvaGunner Christmas Comeback Crisis Fandub

(ON INDEFINITE HIATUS) The SilvaGunner Christmas Comeback Crisis Fandub

Project Overview

PLEASE READ THIS ENTIRE FIRST PARAGRAPH BEFORE CONTINUING. This project is on semi- indefinite hiatus at least until the story on SiIva's channel comes to a close (it might take longer since I am currently in college). This is so I can get all the remaining auditions together and cast everyone who hasn't been already cast all at the same time. Thank you for your cooperation. If you audition, please leave a Discord name in the comments of your audition

better late than never...

This is a fan dub of the ongoing storyarc on the SiIvaGunner (SiivaGunner) channel, known as "THE SILVAGUNNER CHRISTMAS COMEBACK CRISIS". 


The characters "The Voice Inside Your Head" and "SiIvaGunner" (the latter of whom appears in the prologue and in a flashback in Episode 3) will be voiced by their respective text-to-speech-generated voices (Graham from NaturalReader for the Voice and Wiseguy from VoiceForge for SiIvaGunner) so we do not need them. All other characters who have speaking lines will be able to be auditioned for.


I'm not sure when the deadline will be yet. It will be extended as necessary until I figure that out.

(Edit: I hope to have this cast by the end of June; however, if there are still characters with no auditions I may have to delay it.)


Please read all information below before auditioning!


Please record all lines shown for the character you are auditioning for. The lines may be in any order, though. Also please read the entirety of the notes for the character; they'll help guide you on how to voice the line as well as other things you may want to know about the role.


All auditionable roles are in order of their appearance in the series. Roles will be added as they appear.


MAJOR SPOILER WARNING IN THE AUDITION LINES. I strongly suggest having watched the full series so far before auditioning. Here's the playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLL0CQjrcN8D0lwvLRcGFUJJIeTcZW9Mlq


I apologize if some of the descriptions are somewhat vague; I had to type a few of them twice because I accidentally closed the tab without saving. For human characters who exist in real life (i.e. Robbie Rotten and the Rapper's Union), and characters who already have voices (i.e. Meta Knight and Waluigi) do the best impersonation that you can of their real world/original equivalents. 


For characters with dialogue in parentheses in the audition, do not read what's in the parentheses out loud. That's either to point out that there's something in between parts of audition lines or to say how you should read it (pay attention to those ones). If it's "(...)" that means there's a line I was too lazy to type out fully.


Finally, if you audition, please either A. contact me at aykrivwassup on Skype or B. comment on your audition with your name, your username on here (not necessary if commenting here), the role you auditioned for, your preferred pronouns, Skype, and a social page (tumblr, twitter, deviantART, etc.) where I can credit you from.


EDIT: Sorry I haven't updated this lately... I haven't really had the time. Anyway the date was extended and will continue to be until I can actually get to this. I apologize for the inconvenience. (Also thanks to everyone who has auditioned so far!)

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  • Choosing Roles (Sort of) (Edited)

    Hey guys! I will be choosing auditions today for any parts that have 3 or more auditions (which, admittedly, isn't a lot) (update: done). I will continue to extend the deadline likely until beyond the CCC arc is over, or at least until ALL characters are formally introduced (and, of course, until I have at least one audition for each character). That way, I'll have the most possible material to work with. If I choose you and you haven't done this already, PLEASE give me some way to contact you. It is preferred that you have a Skype and/or Discord account (if you don't, please make one -- it's free!) as I will likely create a cast group chat on one or both of those platforms.
  • Choosing roles (Sort of)

    Hey guys! I will be choosing auditions today for any parts that have 3 or more auditions (which, admittedly, isn't a lot). I will continue to extend the deadline likely until beyond the CCC arc is over, or at least until ALL characters are formally introduced. That way, I'll have the most possible material to work with. If I choose you and you haven't done this already, PLEASE give me some way to contact you. It is preferred that you have a Skype and/or Discord account (if you don't, make one -- it's free!) as I will likely create a cast group chat on one or both of those platforms.
  • The roles and description have been updated for the release of Episode 7 and my earlier update.

    Thank you again for your patience.
  • Hiatus End(?)

    Hey guys... I haven't been online for a while and there's a reason. That reason... is school. I started this during winter break which didn't exactly give me much time. So yeah between school and just life in general I haven't had time to do this and it's been on the back-burner. That said, I will be done with school soon - I graduate from high school on the 26th - so starting then I'll be able to dedicate more time to this. As compensation to you guys for the long wait, I want to have this cast by the end of June. I'll let you guys know how that goes when the time comes! (Also I promise I'll start re-extending the date more often... I accidentally forgot to this month and it ended up going past the due date I set. Oops.) Sorry for the inconvenience and thank you for your patience!
  • Apology

    Sorry I haven't updated this lately... I haven't really had the time. Anyway the date was extended (since I forgot to the past few weeks) and will continue to be until I can actually get to this. I apologize for the inconvenience. (Also thanks to everyone who has auditioned so far!)
Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Narrator
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: NovusScarlet

Line 0 is the title announcement/Title Scream. It will go at the end of the prologue when the logo shows up, so make it POWERFUL. I suggest drawing inspiration from the Super Smash Bros. series Title Screams.


Line 1 is the opening to episode one. 


Line 2 is one from episode four, but it has a very different mood from either of the first two. I included it because you need to be versatile, as the narrator will probably have many different moods and inflections (as narrators typically do :P).


TRIGGER WARNING: In the first episode, the narrator narrates the [redacted] cast ("Cinderella Girls") and crew being crushed to death. Mention of bones crunching and "bloody remains".

  • THE SILVAGUNNER CHRISTMAS COMEBACK CRISIS!

  • An imposing tower extended into the sky, overseeing the landscape. 

    The city, glowing bright with industrial lights, was far removed from what it once was.

    LCD billboards covered the walls, advertising foreign products, and what wasn't covered by these walls was made up for in neon lights a-plenty.

  • Suddenly, in front of the mattress was a steaming plate of barbeque meat. 

    Nozomi was confused. Where did this food come from?

    She didn't think about it and started to eat. Delicious...

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Smol Nozomi
open
Unpaid

Line 0 is from Episode 1. A simple "Oh?" or "Hmm..." should be fine.


Line 1 will be said underneath this narration: https://youtu.be/TBhWTYWZ0zM?t=7m27s.


Line 2 is said alongside the narrator at the end of Episode 4.

  • ...

  • Mm-mm.

  • Delicious...

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Producer
open
Unpaid

Line 0 is the producer's only line before he is killed. When auditioning, the line should be said with anger and urgency - he is about to be killed, after all.


Since he only has one line, if you audition for another part you could get both this one and another one.

  • GET US OUT OF HERE!!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Kirari Moroboshi
open
Unpaid

I have never seen idolmaster ( tried to style it like the logo but the name keeps getting redacted!!) but I will try to look it up so I can know what she sounds like. So try to do an impression of her.  Like the Producer's only line, say it with passion and urgency.


Since she only has one line, if you audition for another part you could get both this one and another one

  • We didn't even do anything!!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Patrolbot
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: zacat98

Robotic, duh. Use whatever kind of audio editing you want, or just your voice.



Since the bots don't have many lines, if you audition for another part you could get both this one and another one.

  • FIGMENT DETECTED. FIGMENT DETECTED. 

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
President Haltmann
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: NovusScarlet

Remember to put a lot of emotion behind this character - ESPECIALLY during the parts of his dialogue concerning his daughter.

  • Voice! The Patrol-Bots and Spherics have detected a loose Figment!

  • Hmm... anyway, I have been developing a new mass-production robot for crowd control. Would you care to see it?

    (Narration)

    It's called the Harlequin Force Stringbot, or Stringbot for short. Its purpose is to supress rioters with the power of sound.

  • ...Sir?

    (Voice: What is it?)

    Has there been any progress on my daughter?

    (Voice: Oh, yes, sure. That's coming along just fine. I'll bring her back)

    That's what you said last time
    (More Voice)

    Can you at least show me what progress you have made?

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Snoop Dogg
open
Unpaid

Please only audition for this role if you are black and comfortable with saying the N-word (it has asterisks through it because I am not comfortable typing it, as a white person).

  • Ay yo, we be the Rapper's Union.

    (...)

    This society we'll mend.

    (...)

    May our flows be ill and our chains golden.

    Amen, brotha.

  • Heh... you said it, Barkley. Aight, Snoop Dogg comin atcha with this real ass shit.

    We need to expand our hood. We can't be stuck in this basement all fuckin' day.

  • Guns down, n****s! Guns down. We couldn't do shit to that thing if it was mad at us anyway.

    (...)

    Sup, Nozomi?

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Chip tha Ripper
open
Unpaid

Please only audition for this role if you are black and comfortable with saying the N-word (it has asterisks through it because I am not comfortable typing it, as a white person).

  • The Voice be a gay n****.

    (...)

    Amen, brotha.

  • But Snoop, there be motherfuckin' robots in the other building!

  • Ballin' to see you again, Nozomi!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Soulja Boy
open
Unpaid

Please only audition for this role if you are black and comfortable with saying the N-word (it has asterisks through it because I am not comfortable typing it, as a white person). 

  • We're ballers to the end.

    (...)

    Amen, brotha.

  • I got one problem, my n****.

    (...)

    I just broke my wrist, ay.

  • I'd wave too, but my wrist hurts.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Charles Barkley
open
Unpaid

Only one line is shown because the rest will be voiced by the original, since all he says is "SLAM!" and "JAM!".

  • Amen, brotha.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Citizen who remains loyal to the Voice
open
Unpaid

Aggressive for the first line and scared for his life in the second.

  • I remain loyal to the Voice. You will not take over on my watch!

  • Well, so much for that. AHHHHHHHHHH!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Wood Man
open
Unpaid

Whenever he just says "nice," I'll use the audio from the meme. However, we will need someone to cover the rest of his lines, which is why this role is available. Try to do an impersonation of Michael Rosen.

  • dude those were some nice times. but I can't really remember anything beyond that...

    (backstory!!!!)

    (Voice: Is that really all you have to say?)

    yeah lmao. without you I wouldn't be here and being here is pretty nice.

  • dude. I just wanna entertain man. it's fun and i like making people laugh

  • (to Nozomi) this is my leaf shield. it blocks any attack and is REALLY powerful. so you'd better brace yourself Nozomi cause this... is gonna hit HARD

    (the attack fails)

    uh... shit

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Meta Knight
open
Unpaid

Deep voice. You may use any variation of the original Meta Knight as inspiration (i.e. Smash Bros or Kirby Anime).

  • Nozomi! Are you alright?!

    (...)

    Nozomi... this is a pretty dangerous place. You'll need some backup...

    My name is Meta Knight. I am a swordsman of the highest degree... but alas, my backstory would take too long to explain in what little time we have.

  • Is this... YOUR robot?

    (...)

    Heh... it reminds me of someone.

    Alright Nozomi, I know someone who can help us...

  • Get some rest. These abandoned garages should be safe.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Robbie Rotten
open
Unpaid

You know the deal. ;)

  • (Disguised as a guard behind a mask) Excuse me, my good sir. I have business out of town. May I please leave the premises?

    (...)

    But I need to leave NOW!

  • (Normal Voice) Haha! Nobody outsmarts me, for I am... (Narration) ...Robbie Rotten, Villain Number One!

  • Alright, Wood Man. Do you know any superheroes we can capture?

    (...)

    Ah yes, that little brat! She would make a fine addition to my collection!

    (Wood Man: yknow I really doubt you have a collection)

    Then let's start now!

    (...)

    Our villainous partnership begins today! We'll be number one!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Gatekeeper
open
Unpaid

These are Gatekeeper's only three lines before he is KO'd by Robbie Rotten disguised as a grunt. Because of this, if you audition for another part you could get both.


Update: If you are chosen for Gatekeeper you will also voice Guard 1 from Episode 6 as well as one of two troopers from that same episode.

  • Haltmann has ordered all grunts to stay inside until further notice.

  • No can do, buddy.

  • You look kinda funn—hey, wait a second! You're not one of us! You—

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Guard 2
open
Unpaid

If you are chosen for Guard 2 you will also voice one of two troopers from that same episode.

  • It's alright, my man. The moment the elves are done and all the Christmas Spirit has been mined, we can get the hell outta here.

  • (referring to Santa Claus) All this time I thought he was fake...

  • B-but... I forgot the code to the lock!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Santa Claus
open
Unpaid

It's Santa Claus.

  • Oh, thank goodness! Are you here to save me?

  • (Defeated) I knew this day would come...

  • The Voice wanted to know why it was easy for an old man like myself to generate Christmas Spirit while it was so hard for him.

    But that is something the Voice will never understand.

    Beings who are pure-of-heart and happy can produce Christmas Spirit at a much higher rate. I mean, that's just how Christmas works.

    The Voice is black-hearted, and he does not realize this. So instead of turning over a new leaf, he wants to mine Spirit from the North Pole and interrogate me!

    That's why I blew up the North Pole: so the Voice could never get his hands on my Christmas Spirit or its secrets.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Nathaniel Welchert
open
Unpaid

Ham it up.

  • By the order of the Voice, you must be terminated!

  • My mom disowned me... now I have nothing left! Nothing but the Voice, the power, and the cool robot I'm piloting!

  • (Panting, struggling to breathe) Heh... I wonder... if there are spidergirls in Hell...

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Intercom
open
Unpaid

See Patrolbot.

  • EMERGENCY CHRISTMAS CLEAN-UP ACTIVATED. T MINUS 5 MINUTES.

  • T MINUS 4 MINUTES TO CHRISTMAS CLEANUP.

  • 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. (...) 5. 4. 3. (...) 2. 1.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Kazoo Master
open
Unpaid

It's the Kazoo Master... ham it up XD

  • Très bien! Zese have brought a tear to my eye, like ze first time I heard Céline. I sank you and your team for producing zese masterpieces. Kazoo is such a beautiful instrument...

  • Oui. You have my hand in battle. I shall vanquish anyone you desire.

  • Ah, c'est pas rien. Here is le bouton. Once again, merci beaucoup for ze kazoo rips. I must go now.
    Line 4: YOU INSULT MON KAZOO? (He attacks, but then Soulja blocks one with his sword) Interéssant... (...) You are skilled with your blade, but zere is something holding you back!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Waluigi
open
Unpaid

From the series fauxnale, now titled "Opening Scene - Waluigi's Tacostand". I am unsure if I will still dub this episode so you may want to audition for another role as well.

  • Blegh! Nothing good as usual. When will they learn?

    This calls for drastic measures. I must take matters into my own hands, and do something I've never done before...

    PURCHASE A CABLE SUBSCRIPTION!

    (Narration)

    ...This subscription's way out of my reach. Guess I'm stuck with these stupid chinese cartoons.    

  • I'm here for that job thing whatever when do i get pai- wait this isn't a restaurant

  • I don't know what any of that means but it sounds waanderful

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Mr. Rent
open
Unpaid

From the series fauxnale, now titled "Opening Scene - Waluigi's Tacostand". I am unsure if I will still dub this episode so you may want to audition for another role as well.

  • Waluigi, open up. It's me.

    I know how unpleasant it is, but I'm here for your rent.

    (...)
    I know. It's been tough since The Voice built the wall.

  • I hate to see you like this, so I'll help you. I can get you a job.

    (Waluigi: Is it with your maniac cousin again?)

    Lord, no. God knows where he is right now.

  • Anyway, I can hook you up with a job as a waiter. It's in a taco restaurant.

    (...)

    I'll call the manager right now. Just head down two blocks.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
El Bean
open
Unpaid

From the series fauxnale, now titled "Opening Scene - Waluigi's Tacostand". I am unsure if I will still dub this episode so you may want to audition for another role as well.

  • shut the fricc up and make me some goddamn tacos

  • bitch you guessed it

  • you friccin' moron!!!! what did you do????

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Wario
open
Unpaid

From the series fauxnale, now titled "Opening Scene - Waluigi's Tacostand". I am unsure if I will still dub this episode so you may want to audition for another role as well.

  • Thanks to that lanky fuck I'm left out here on the streets.

    I may have lost all my shit and my castle but at least I still have all of these gold coins,,,

  • shut the f--

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Passer-by
open
Unpaid

From the series fauxnale, now titled "Opening Scene - Waluigi's Tacostand". I am unsure if I will still dub this episode so you may want to audition for another role as well.

  • Why don't  you just buy all the stuff you need?

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Joke Explainer™ 7000
open
Unpaid

She's a robot. Not much else to say :P

  • Hi! I'm the Joke Explainer™ 7000!I was built for the express purpose of explaining (and subsequently ruining) the joke and kayfabe on otherwise obscure rips.However, today I am here for a different purpose: to introduce episode 7 of The SilvaGunner Christmas Comeback Crisis: Loves the Ladies!

  • As you know, we've already reached the halfway point of the series. So, as per tradition of anime, it's time for the obligatory recap!

  • Last time on the SilvaGunner Christmas Comeback Crisis!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Angry Joe
open
Unpaid

  • (To the Voice, regarding the operation) Uhh... well... I done fucked it up.Santa's workshop blew up...

  • But I did manage to get Santa's sleigh... and this.It ain't a lot, but...

  • (To Santa) You may have blown up the North Pole, but not before managed to get my hands on some Christmas Spirit. Now we will be unstoppable!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
PaRappa
open
Unpaid

I think his voice is the echo in this rip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dN8jP05iErM I'll do more research later but that's just my guess for now; let me know in the project comments if it's not.

  • Hit it from the back, that's what you're talkin' 'bout!

  • You gotta believe!

  • JAM!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Haruka Amami
open
Unpaid

Try to make it a realistic version of the voice that sings "SNOW MY WAY!!". You don't have to actually sing it unless you want to, although it'd be preferred if you do want to sing it that you provide me with a karaoke track so I could potentially include it.

  • Recite any portion of her speech to Nozomi from before "SNOW MY WAY!!".

  • Remember, Nozomi. Never give up, and always go your way... 'cause that's what idols do!

  • Optional: Sing "SNOW MY WAY!!" using a "GO MY WAY!!" karaoke backing track.

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