The Perfect Pear Fandub

Pear Jam?! What were you thinkin'?!

Are you sayin' our mother was a... Pear?!?!

If anything's gonna make it through, it's apples and pears.

Thank you! You must be new. I'm Apple Bloom.

So Dad was super honest! Apple doesn't fall far from the tree, huh, Applejack?

Findin' you and learnin' all about Mom and Dad, I feel like I found a piece of me I didn't even know was missin'.

Eeyup

Uh, would it be okay if we stopped by again sometime to hear more stories?

So we are half-Pear?!

Now, that's how you make an entrance! Or is it an exit? [laughs] Well, anyway, it's so wonderful to see you three. To what do I owe the pleasure?

Of course Buttercup was just a nickname your father gave your mother. Pear Butter – well, that was her given name.

: I know they loved each other very much. They had that magical, star-kissed, other-side-of-a-rainbow kind of love. You couldn't be around them too long and, and not feel a little bit lighter than air yourself.

I'm Grand Pear.

I'm... so sorry. I-I-I was just so angry, and... well, I-I never...

And I should've been here. Ah, I can't believe I let a silly feud keep me from my family.

Unless, of course...you could bite into a juicy pear.

No daughter of mine is gonna make goo-goo eyes at an Apple!

You can't be serious. Are you choosin' to be an Apple over being a Pear?!

Now where'd you all get to? I ain't seen hide or hair of ya's all day.

I'm sorry. I should've told you all about 'em sooner.

Applejack's right. Welcome back, prickly old pear.

Come and get your apples! Nothin' sweeter than bitin' into a crisp apple on a beautiful fall day!

What in tarnation are you doin', Bright Mac?! We do not fraternize with Pears!

What are you talking about, married?! You two can't be married!

She didn't do it, sir.

The water silo. It was my fault.

Happy one hundred and thirty-one thousand, four hundred and fifty-six hour anniversary, darlin'.

Ma, Grand Pear, Buttercup and I are in love!

Pssst! I'm not supposed to talk to you.

My mom says if you hold a buttercup under your chin, it'll make your chin glow. But it doesn't work on me. See?

 It sure does, Buttercup.

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What do you want me to do, Bright Mac? We're movin'. I love you, but [tearing up] I have to stay with my family.

But... the Apples are my family now, too.

 [whispering] I'm not supposed to talk to you either.

[whispering] Does it work on me?

Buttercup. I like that name.

Well, well, if it isn't the Apples. What can I do for ya? I know you're not here for firewood. You got more trees than anypony in Ponyville.

we were racin' to see who could till the fastest, and Bright Mac was leavin' me in the dust. He would've won, too, if he wasn't so... distracted.

Buttercup was a real peach of a Pear. But if you want to know more about her, you should ask Mrs. Cake.

Well, cinnamon sugar on toast! All three Apple siblings!

You and Bright Mac? Whew, I wouldn't believe it if I hadn't seen it with my own eyes. Your families hate each other.

We're gonna need one more pony to tell that story.

I had the honor of officiating your parents' secret wedding, and it was perfect. Bright Mac knew Buttercup wouldn't want a big splash.

Oh! I now pronounce you husband and wife!

You mean welcome back to Ponyville. Grand Pear was originally from here before he opened his famous pear jam store in Vanhoover.