The Pathfinders Halo 5 Machinima (Comedy)
Project Overview
"Do you feel out of place? Ever feel like you're not good enough? Don't feel like you're contributing to society? Well then sign up for the Pathfinder Initiative today and help make a difference in the world!"
Pathfinders is a Halo 5 Comedy Machinima that follows the volunteers of the Pathfinder Initiative. The initiative is tasked with living on an artifical world for the rest of their lives. All in the name of science! But these "Volunteers" aren't exactly the science type.
But there is a secret about the Initiative that only its creators know. Its not in the name of science at all, its a world full of societys' rejects. The world was created as a place to send the outcasts in order to create a "Perfect world" back home.
Pretty much all the characters fit SOME sort of stereotype. So have a field day with the audition. Its a comedy series after all.
I'd prefer decent mics with little to no background noise.
If you do end up getting casted, PM me your Skype username/email, so its easier to get ahold of you and get you your lines.
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"I present to you, the smartest person on this planet"
Tina is basically a mad scientist. Always pushing the limits of what right and wrong. All in the name of science!
She has a very bubbly and excited voice but she also has some psycopathic tendencies that show in her serious tone.
Also, she has some lines where she talks VERY fast. So you'll have to be able to speak fast.
(Fast, as if rushing past the topic) Pink! Yes, we know.Little mix up with the order form, but its nothing to get worked up about. But thats besides the point! (Clears throat) Welcome to paradise!
(Curious) Daddy issues huh? (Interested) Oh I'd love to psycho analyze you.
(Serious) Tinas log, part 74. There is a strange V shaped structure protruding from the ground. We still have no idea what it is, or how it got here. It just magically appeared last week along with the new group. Also, (Happy and bubbly) its super nice and sunny out today and I love it. END LOG
He's French. So its the French sounding way of pronouncing it. Its not Jack.
Jac is a HUGE pervert. Like, all he can think about, talk about, dream about, etc. is women and sex.
With his voice, the more stereotypical/ offensive French you can get it, the better.
(French Laughing)
Uh huh, I see. So you're all fine with the dead kitten traps, but when I make a joke about the gays suddenly I'M the bad guy. Cool, just seeing where you drew your line. (Under his breath) Americans....
The sexual tension between us could turn coal into diamond.
Riley is a complete ditz. She's a stereotypical college party girl.
Not really a "Valley Girl" voice. She sounds more bubbly and drunk.
(Hungover) Ugh, guys. You're too loud, I have a headache. Or, stomach ache? Migraine? Do I have a migraine? Am I pregnant?
Thats MISS Sandy clam to you!
Do I have any cool talents? Uh? Im fluent in 4 languages! Not cool enough? Hm, what else? Oh! I can do this really cool thing with a ping pong ball!
Reginald is British.(Yay cultural diversity!)
He has a very thick cockney accent, so if you can pull off one of those. Bingo
Also, while writing for him, I just copy and pasted British slang. So none of it will make sense.
All mouth and no trousers yeh tosser, I betch yeh as bent as a nine-bobnote you damp squib.
You best watch yehself unless you're looking for an argy bargy. Yeah, thats what i thought. Yeh full of collywobbles
That Tina girl. She's a real dogsbody, if you know what I mean.
Tasha is.. Well. She's normal. Nothing really crazy special about her. No accent, or crazy voice.
Just need some average, normal sounding girl.
Oh ya. She curses. A LOT
(Annoyed) Reginald I swear to god, if I go outside and all of our forks are in the ground, I will fucking kill you.
We've been here for LITERALLY 5 minutes and you're already drunk? How the fuck Riley?
(Angry) Me?!?! I'm the one with the dirty mouth?!?! Riley is literally standing there eating dirt!
Ever met someone who is just 'TOO" happy? Yeah, thats Miles. Always trying his best to lighten the mood and make other smile. Did I mention he paints? Well, he tries.
His voice sounds like he is talking to a kid. Very happy and supportive.
What the gosh darn heck is happening in here?
Well, you know me! Always supportive no matter what! But that, oh god THAT is horrifying!
(Nervous laughing)
I can't seem to make heads or tails of this? (Distressed) Where have all my ping pong balls went?!?!
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