The Homestuck Epilogues: Animated (FULL ROLE LIST)
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The Homestuck Epilogues, ANIMATED!
A project seeking to bring this great piece of Homestuck lore to life. Episode 1 is already out!
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This is the role we need a voice actor for the most.
He has... a lot of lines. Be warned.
His voice is flat, condescending, and low.
- english
- animation
- narration
- animation/character
- male adult
- male young adult
- american
- texan
None of my friends have noticed it yet, but you have. You have the ability to read between the lines, to understand that our lives are blighted by this undercurrent of subtext, of narrative significance. Anyone paying attention could have guessed by now who’s really telling this story.
Well, that’s a little melodramatic. Not quite, John. You died the moment you made the decision to go meet your destiny. You would have lived if you made the other decision, under a certain definition of the word “living.” You might have even lived until the end of your immortal life span, as shitty as that sounds.
Only worthless people permit themselves the great luxury of a valorous sacrifice. When the deed is done, what was really lost? It’s like the guy in the mail room quitting in a self-righteous huff. Who the fuck were you again?
Sometimes cold and icy, sometimes warm and inviting.
- english
- american
- animation/character
- animation
- female adult
- female young adult
Haven’t we really just been... drifting these last seven years? Drifting, both in the sense of failing to fulfill our personal potentials, and in the sense of... well, drifting apart?
To imply that I am superciliously and recklessly stoking potentially dangerous cultural fires is honestly an insult.
Dirk... do you want me to deal with Jake or not? You’ve offered nothing helpful yet, but you’ve shot down all my ideas.
Energetic and friendly, please do a 1920s transatlantic/Mid-Atlantic accent if you are able. The 1920s radio announcer slash hero in a detective movie voice.
DO NOT DO A BRITISH ACCENT. Please.
- transatlantic
- mid atlantic
- american
- male adult
- male young adult
- animation/character
- animation
Well frig, that’s awful and you should do everything in your power to adequately explain to me this conundrum which i admit i am not up to dick on.
I seem to recall the last time we were bumming about the rumpus cabana you swore some sort of blood oath youd never set foot in here again with one of your customary dramatic flourishes.
If you know, you know. If you don't, take the time to search up Homestuck comic dubs on Youtube, featuring Karkat. He has a very specific, indescribable voice.
- english
- male adult
- american
- animation/character
- animation
- female young adult
OBVIOUSLY I FUCKING CARE SINCE NOW THE PLANET IS GOING TO BE COMPLETELY RUINED BY THIS JUMPED-UP FASCIST DICTATOR WHO HAS EVERY INTENTION OF GRADUALLY GENOCIDING MY SPECIES INTO NONEXISTENCE BEFORE MY VERY EYES.
YOU GREW UP ONE OF TWO HUMANS ON YOUR ENTIRE PLANET. WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU GET ANY FRAME OF REFERENCE FOR THIS SHIT!?!
VERY CLOSE FRIENDS WHO UNDERSTAND AND SUPPORT EACH OTHER ON A DEEP AND EMPATHETIC LEVEL THAT GOES BEYOND HATE OR PITY. YOU COULD EVEN SAY THAT OUR RELATIONSHIP... TRANSCENDS QUADRANTS.
Flat, monotone and slightly Texan. Or not. It doesn't really matter.
- english
- animation
- male young adult
- male adult
- american
- texan
- animation/character
but im almost as passionate about this troll speciesism thing as i am about the economy which you may not have known is my number one issue
that feeling where youre being dragged along to being a kind of guy everyone is saying you have to be but youve never felt like theres any way you can really BECOME
i dunno its just unusual for rose to brush me off for our annual ecto sibling oversharing session
Energetic and excitable.
- english
- female adult
- female young adult
- american
- animation/character
- animation
im not just imagining it though, right??? you see it too. not to dredge up something horrible from your history, but her whole image is just kinda...... *woof*
wow well im sorry i wasted my whole childhood filling my head with pointless things like astrophysics and senary numeral systems that allow me to do complex equations in my head!!!!!!
thats what im talking about, kanaya theres no WAY you would just let rose go like that without someone pulling the strings! dirks been FUCKING with you!
He's bubbly, but still rather monotone.
- english
- american
- animation/character
- female young adult
- neutral
- female adult
- animation
so uhhh, dirk needs to be stopped from... doin *what* again?
also this election is all kinds of personal. i mean if i came into ur house and asked u to make some grand political whatever against your bff
and so i got to thinking, what even is gender. amirite lol?
Kanaya is a no-nonsense woman that speaks in a stilted, firm way. Can be either American or British.
- english
- female young adult
- american
- british
- animation/character
- animation
- female adult
Wherever Youre Going And Whatever You Decide To Do. I Will Always Be Thinking Of You. And Be Grateful For The Life We Had Together
I Acknowledge That There Have Been Consequences To The Decisions We Made Regarding The Foundation Of This Society That Were Not Foreseen Or Ideal
Im Going To Call My Wife And You Are Going To Stop Talking
Same as Karkat. If you know, you know.
- english
- female adult
- female young adult
- american
- animation/character
- animation
4H4H4H4H4H4H4! OH MY GOD TH4TS TH3 L4M3ST TH1NG 1V3 H34RD 1N MY 3NT1R3 L1F3
YOU 4R3 POS1T1V3LY, TRULY 4ND UND3N14BLY, TH3 B1GG3ST FUCK1NG DORK 1 H4V3 3V3R KNOWN >:]
1F YOUV3 B33N D3PR3SS3D 4ND 4NT1SOC14L TH3S3 L4ST F3W Y34RS, 1 B3T TH4T YOUR FR13NDS M1SS YOU
Just do the most monstrous, bratty, asshole voice you can muster.
- english
- male teen
- british
- animation/character
- american
- animation
I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT YOU JUST INTERRUPTED A GROUNDBREAKING INTERPRETIVE ART PIECE. IT WAS THE FIRST OF ITS KIND. PERFORMED ONLY ONCE. AND MADE MORE VALUABLE FOR ITS RARENESS.
TRILLIONS HAVE WITNESSED ITS MAJESTY. HATERS AND FOOLS ALIKE. AND THEY HAVE BEEN RENDERED *AGOG*.
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