The Helen Show
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What do the Greek gods listen to in their free time? The Helen Show of course! Staring Helen of Troy, this radio series showcases some of the most beloved characters in Greek mythology, and is sure to get you laughing. This is unpaid, and just for fun. The only characters that are currently listed are for the first two episodes. There will be more characters once more episodes are written. Suggestions for characters will be appreciated!
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The hostess of the show, Helen is the face that started the Trojan war. She is usually calm, though if you get on her nevers, that's a whole other thing.
Welcome back to the Helen Show! Where we keep you updated on the oldest news. Of course, I am your host, Helen of Troy! Are you guys excited to be here?
Ugggghhhh. I am just going to start a ten year long war now… PARIS WHERE ARE YA?!?
Aphrodite, being the goddess of love and beauty, has a sort of valley girl edge to her. She's a little clueless, but don't mention it to her, or she will turn you into produce.
Anyone that does not cheer for me will be turned into fruit!
Well currently I am with this guy but i really want to be with this other guy. But he doesn’t know that I am with this Scottish guy, but my friends say that he doesn’t understand me.
He's that one fan that stalks his idol. In this case the idol is Aphrodite. He will be faithful to her until the end, even though she dismisses his affections.
I love you Aphrodite!
YAY! I can now bathe myself in fire and not die!
The creator of the game fifty-fifty, Janus, the two headed god of choses. He's laid back, but each of his heads seems to hate the other. This role could be played by one person or two.
I created this game in 5205 BC when people in my time needed to get their love life together-Hey! I need to talk to the audience, too!
The god of fire and blacksmiths, Hephaestus is Aphrodite's husband, though she always forgets about him. He has a strong voice that intimidates everyone that hears it.
Now my love, let’s go get some gyros.
They are a monotone announcer that gives status updates and transitions to commercials. They also do some of the commercials.
And now a quick message from our sponsor.
The god of the skies, Zeus is the big man that everyone is dying to get an interview with. He has a short temper, and a strong voice.
Get it right people! It's four letters, not that hard!
Hermes is the owner of Hermes Delivery Service and is a sponsor of the Helen show. There is a lot of flexibility with this role.
Are you tired of getting late deliveries? Do you hit the delivery man in the face on a weekly basis? Then you should call Hermes Delivery Service.
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