Heathers Musical Read-Through and Fan Album
Project Overview
Like musicals?
Want to read and perform in a cult classic musical?
Theatre kid looking for something fun to do while quarantined?
Look no further!
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NOTE: This show deals with topics like s**c*de, date r*pe, homophobia, bullying, gun violence, and bombs. If you're are uncomfortable with any of this, DO NOT AUDITION. Since the subjects are too central to the plot to be transformed, the musical will be performed as written. The only possible changes will be the insults yelled during the opening number. Also, auditionees must be comfortable with cursing. Veronica and JD MUST be 18+! Also, if you're under 16, this is going to be a bit too mature so audition with discretion.
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There will be no judgement between gender identity and the role being auditioned for. Anyone can play anyone. However, do be aware that pronouns in the show will not change. Ensemble parts will all be made gender neutral as well.
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Please have a discord or be prepared to make one. We'll be managing the show in a server I'll be making.
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Alongside casting roles, I will be casting some other fun parts. Artists, set designers, costume designers, audio engineers, and so much more! I'd like to open it up to some crew projects and fan-making other aspects of the show!
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Do consider auditioning for multiple roles!
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ANOTHER NOTE: If you audition for one role but are okay with ensemble, please state that with your audition!!! If you are auditioning for one role but okay with another lead, you need to either audition for it too or state it in your audition and be prepared for a potential ask to audition for the other role.
"Burns to be both cool and kind, but doesn't know how to be both at the same time. Fierce sense of right and wrong, keen sense of ironic humor. Think's she's an old soul, but she's still innocent enough to be blindsided by love or shocked by cruelty."
Belting required, looking for something stylistic and dynamic. Open to all accents and takes on the character so long as it is understandable and clear.
Backing tracks are allowed in the audition.
Songs: Beautiful, Fight for Me, Big Fun, Dead Girl Walking, Our Love Is God, Prom or Hell?, Seventeen, Dead Girl Walking (Reprise), I Am Damaged, Seventeen (Reprise), and potential others with ensemble
[Meeting Heathers in the bathroom for the first time. Asking for a favor after covering for them with a fake hall pass.] "Veronica Sawyer. I crave a boon. Let me sit at your table at lunch. Just once. No talking necessary. If people think you guys tolerate me, they'll leave me alone."
[End of the show, after JD's death. She is essentially asking for Martha's forgiveness.] "My date for the pep rally kind of blew... me off. So I was wondering if you weren't doing anything tonight, maybe we could pop some Jiffy Pop, rent a video? Something with a happy ending?"
Any thirty seconds from Beautiful.
The ending of Dead Girl Walking starting from "Full steam ahead, take this dead girl walking"
"Darkly charismatic, compelling, attractive. Charming on the outside, damaged on the outside. Keen smarts, savage wit."
Must be confident in performance. Looking for someone who can really bring emotion to the part.
Backing tracks may be used in audition. Open to all accents and takes on the character so long as it is understandable and clear.
Songs: Freeze Your Brain, Dead Girl Walking, The Me Inside of Me, Our Love Is God, Seventeen, Meant To Be Yours, Dead Girl Walking (Reprise), and I Am Damaged, and potential others with ensemble
[Revealing the fake plan to Veronica] "Yeah, but we're filling them with Ich Luge bullets. My Grandad scored them in World War II. They contain a powerful tranquilizer. The Nazis used them to fake their own suicides when the Russians invaded Berlin. We'll knock out Ram and Kurt long enough to make it look like a suicide pact. Complete with a forged suicide note."
[Breaking into Veronica's room with his new master plan. Very sarcastic.] "Knock, knock! Sorry to come in through the window. Dreadful etiquette, I know."
Any thirty seconds from Meant to be Yours or Freeze Your Brain
The end of Our Love is God starting from "I worship you"
"The richest, hottest, cruelest girl in town. Relishes power and wields it without fear, patients, or mercy."
Looking for confidence and strong belting. Open to all accents and takes on the character so long as it is understandable and clear.
Songs: Beautiful (Part 2), Candy Store, Candy Store Playoff, Big Fun, The Me Inside of Me, Yo Girl, and potential others with ensemble
[Having Veronica fake a note as Ram Sweeny] "Veronica, I need a forgery in Ram Sweeney's handwriting. You'll need something to write on. Heather bend over. 'Hi, Honey - I've been watching you... and thinking about us in the old days. I hope you can come to my homecoming party this weekend. I miss you... Ram.' Put an XO after the signature."
[When Veronica refuses to join in the bullying of Martha] "You don't get to be a nobody. Come Monday, you're an ex-somebody. Not even the losers will touch you now. Transfer to Washington. Transfer to Jefferson. No one at Westerberg's going to let you play their reindeer games. I know who I'm eating lunch with on Monday. Do you? [pause] Okay party people! Where's the goddamn keg?!"
The bridge and final part of Candy Store
Any thirty seconds from The Me Inside of Me
"Beautiful, innocent, stupid. Can be mean on command if Heather Chandler orders it, but actually quite vulnerable and fearful."
Primarily soprano but parts can be changed with Duke's at some parts. Looking for a total airhead with a really sweet vulnerable side. Open to all accents and takes on the character so long as it is understandable and clear.
Songs: Beautiful (Part 2), Candy Store, Candy Store Playoff, Big Fun, Blue, Blue (reprise), Lifeboat, Hey Yo Westerberg, Dead Girl Walking (reprise), Seventeen (reprise), and other parts with ensemble
[Meeting Veronica for the first time] "And a symmetrical face. If I took a meat cleaver down the center of your skull, I'd have matching halves. That's very important."
[Opening up at Fleming's pep rally] "My sort-of boyfriend killed himself because he was gay for his linebacker. And my best friend seemed to have it all together, but she's gone too. Now my stomach's hurting worse and worse, and every morning on the bus I hear my heart beating louder and faster, and I'm like Jesus, I'm on the frickin' bus again 'cause all my rides to school are dead."
Just give me most of Lifeboat
The final chorus from Candy Store
"The whipped beta dog of the three Heathers. Deeply insecure. When she finally becomes Queen Bee, she wields power like a bulldozer."
Primarily alto but parts can be switched with McNamara sometimes. Looking for a fun take on her character. Open to all accents and takes on the character so long as it is understandable and clear.
Songs: Beautiful (Part 2), Candy Store, Candy Store Playoff, Blue, Blue (reprise), Blue (reprise Playoff), Shine A Light (reprise), and potential other songs with ensemble.
[Making fun of Martha's suicide attempt] "It was on the radio. She took a belly-flop off the Old Mill Bridge, holding a suicide note. [pause] Just some broken bones. Just another geek trying to imitate the popular people and failing miserably."
[Meeting Veronica] "Of course you could stand to lose- [throws up in mouth a little] -a few pounds."
Give me just the impromptu riff from Candy Store and a fun falling over noise
Give me most or all of Shine a Light (reprise)
"Nicknamed Martha Dumptruck, the opposite of confident and popular. Huge and beautiful soul, optimistic even in the face of rejection."
Looking for someone really sweet with a hidden strength. Open to all accents and takes on the character so long as it is understandable and clear.
Songs: Beautiful, Big Fun, Kindergarten Boyfriend, Seventeen (reprise), and potential others with ensemble
[Suspicions after Ram's death] "He kissed me, remember? On the kickball field. My heart knows the truth. Why would Ram write me that note if he didn't still feel something? Why would he invite me to his homecoming party? I'm gonna confront JD."
Any thirty seconds from Kindergarten Boyfriend
Fifteen to thirty seconds from a song of your choice
"Linebacker. Big, insensitive to the feelings of others, ruled by appetites."
Strong voice, need a total Chad who can also pull off the gay fantasy scenes. Open to all accents and takes on the character so long as it is understandable and clear.
Songs: Beautiful (Part 1), Big Fun, Blue, Blue (reprise), Blue (reprise) Playoff, Yo Girl, and potential other songs with Ensemble
[After the dads leave] "Who cares? The parents are gone and I got my party slippers on!"
[Fantasy suicide note] "Ram and I died because we had to hide our gay forbidden love from a misapproving world."
Thirty seconds from Blue
Fifteen to thirty seconds from any song of choice
"Quarterback and captain. Chiseled, rude, entitled, cocky. He's the brains in the friendship with Ram."
Need a strong voice and a douchey asshole. Open to all accents and takes on the character so long as it is understandable and clear.
Songs: Beautiful (Part 1), Big Fun, Blue, Blue (reprise), Blue (reprise) Playoff, Yo Girl, and potential other songs with ensemble
[After running away after seeing Ram die] "You killed my best friend! Why are you doing this? I was just kidding about the swordfight thing!"
[Fantasy suicide note] "Ram and I died because we had to hide our gay forbidden love from a misapproving world."
Any thirty seconds from Blue
Fifteen to thirty seconds from any song of choice
Ram's Dad: "Former football player turned suburban dad, has never outgrown his high school glory days. Hates weakness, but capable of soul-searching when tragedy strikes."
Big Bud Dean: "JD's single dad. Big jolly personality that barely conceals the enormous rage bubbling just below the surface. Quite possibly a serial bomber."
Coach Ripper: "Stalwart, man's man; quick to defend his players."
Open to all accents and takes on the character so long as it is understandable and clear.
Any short monologue or reading of lines that you feel portrays one or all of the characters
Thirty to forty-five seconds of any song of choice
Ms. Fleming: Aging hippie teacher, still yearning for the day the Age of Aquarius reaches Ohio. Resentful of today's entitled youth, protective of the underdogs. Despite a penchant for self-promotion, genuinely cares about the students in her charge.
Veronica's Mom: Easygoing, distant, yet capable of picking up the law.
Open to all accents and takes on the character so long as it is understandable and clear.
Any short monologue or reading of lines that you feel portrays one or all of the characters
Thirty seconds from Shine a Light that features belting
Kurt's Dad: Straight-laced, conservative, also former football player. A simple guy, not very book smart, you'd be happy to share a beer with him.
Veronica's Dad: Easygoing and distant.
Principal Gowan: Rumpled, burned out, hates conflict.
Open to any accents or takes on the character so long as it is clear and understandable.
Any short monologue or reading of lines that you feel portrays one or all of the characters
Thirty to forty-five seconds of any song of choice
Beleaguered Geek: An embittered social outcast.
Preppy Stud: Straight-laced, ambitious, blow-dried. Dreams of being even richer than their parents.
Hipster Dork: Think's they're Ducky from Pretty in Pink. Hipster.
New Wave Student: They want their MTV and dresses accordingly.
Stoner Kid: Smokes outside with the freaks in between classes. Their future's so bright they gotta wear shades to hide their bloodshot eyes.
Young Republican: A tennis-playing, perky Student Council type.
*Everyone will be cast based on characteristics in performance and vocal range*
Any short monologue or reading of lines you feel shows off the highschooler inside of you.
Thirty to forty-five seconds of any song of your choice
Looking for someone who can help me put the cast recording together! Needs basic skills in audio editing. Add any example of your work to apply. Multiple might be hired.
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Looking for someone who wants to design some sets for fun! Share either examples of work, concept boards, or ideas you have. Multiple will be hired.
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Looking for someone who wants to make some fan costumes for fun. Apply by submitting examples of work, concept boards, or just general ideas. Multiple will be hired.
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