Steven Universe: Mean Pearls
Project Overview
Based on Mean Girls.
Peridot is new at high school, a new place built by Yellow and Blue Diamond.
But she's in for drama, seeing as the Plastic Pearls are the queen Bs. And want her to join them?
How will Peridot escape this madness and get everyone to like each other?
And why is she crushing on Pearl's ex?
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You know I couldn't invite you. I had to pretend to be Plastic!
I don't know, I mean, she's so weird, she just, you know, came up to me and started talking about crack.
Half the people in this room are mad at me, and the other half only like because they think I pushed someone in front of a bus, so that's not good.
She's the queen B- the star, those two are just her little workers.
She doesn't even go here!
She asked how to spell orange.....
I like *invented* her, you know what's I mean?
Stop trying to make fetch happen!
No! Do you know what everyone says behind your back? Hmm? They say you're a homeschooled jungle freak, that's a less hot version of me! Yeah, so don't try to act so innocent!
That is so fetch!
You know that I'm not allowed to wear hoop earrings, right? Yeah! Two years ago she told me hoop earrings were *her* thing and I wasn't allowed to wear them anymore.
Oh no, I can't say anything until I have a parent or lawyer present.
Well, I'm kind of physic. I have a fifth sense.
It's like I have ESPN or something, my gem can always tell when it's going to rain. Well... They can tell when it's raining.
I can't go. *fake coughs* I'm sick.
And evil takes gem form in Pearl. Don't be fooled, because she may seem like your typical selfish, backstabbing enemy. But in reality, she's much more than that.
That's Garnet, she's too gay to function.
See? This is the thing with you Plastics! You think everybody is in love with you when actually everyone HATES you!!
Your face smells like peppermint!
And you are a ..... Zombie bride!
This isn't even cranberry juice, it's cranberry juice cocktail! This is all sugar!
How was school, honey?
Were people nice?
Did you make friends?
We need to discuss this matter right now!
What is... Fugly?
I got divorced. I win.
Maybe we can talk sometime when my shirt isn't see through.
Hey, Peridot. Are you staying after for Mathleets today?
Audition for any other characters.
Hey, you guys! Happy hour is from four to six!
Oh, God, honey no! What kind of mother do you think I am? Why, do you want a little bit? Because if you're going to drink I'd rather you do it in the house.
I'm a cool mom! Right Regina?
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