Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace (Audio Drama)
Project Overview
My friend and I are doing a rewrite of all of the Star Wars Prequels and Sequels as audio dramas! So just know, if you commit to one of these roles, you are committing for all three of the prequels! The story of this audio drama will be similar to the original story that George Lucas was trying to tell, but we are making it a lot less messy. I hope that if you are a Star Wars fan, you would be willing to audition.
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The Narrator needs to be able to complete A LOT of lines. Easily the most demanding role out of the whole project.
Obi Wan Side eyes him. A shadow crosses his face and he looks up and sees Trade Federation ships entering the planet’s atmosphere.
Qui Gon pulls out a hologram projector and calls the council with it. The heads of the council, Mace Windu and Grand Master Yoda appear in the hologram.
A fury of blaster bolts shoot into the meeting room and one of the soldiers gets shot in the arm.
You must be able to do an Ewan McGregor impersonation for this role.
Master, do you remember what it used to be like to be a Jedi in the days of the Old Republic?
I know, but wouldn’t it be great to see a little action.
I will not be your padawan for much longer, master. I will pass my trial, you know I’m ready.
The person cast for this role must be able to do a Liam Neeson impersonation.
Obi Wan, I understand you're bored, but look, we finally have peace once more.
In time you will learn to appreciate peace, my young padawan, trust the force.
I am still your master, boy! Humble yourself! A Jedi Knight always shows respect, you clearly are not ready. You still have a long way to go, my young apprentice.
Must sound like Hayden Christensen
You underestimate my power
Sometimes we must let go of our pride and do what is requested of us
I see through the lies of the Jedi. I do not fear the dark side as you do. I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.
I know it says Padme Organa. That's one of my many changes. Must do a good Natalie Portman impression.
I’m sorry father, I just needed to know what was going on.
We need to go back
The best way for me to be safe is to get me off planet, if we can sneak into the hangar we can get a ship. I know a secret way in.
Must sound like Sam Witwer's version of the character.
The Sith took everything from me. Ripped me from my mother's arms. Murdered my brother. Used me as a weapon. Then cast me aside, abandoned me. Once I had power, now I have nothing.
Too late for what? The republic to fall? It already has but you just can't see it. There is no justice, no law, no order, except for the one that will replace it.
It was I who languished for years, thinking of nothing but you. Nothing but this moment, and now the perfect tool for my vengeance in front of us. I never planned on killing you, but I will make you share my pain, Kenobi.
Must do a good Joel Edgerton Impression
Yeah, just a flesh wound.
Yeah, I’ll be fine m’lady.
Needs to do an impression of Hugh Quarshie.
We need to move, now!
Lars! Boys, get him to safety!
Does anyone have anything to wrap this wound with?
Has to do a good impression of Ian McDiarmid's Palpatine and Sideous.
Palpatine: The talks are going quite well, my king. The Separatists have agreed to our bargaining deal and are willing to end this madness once and for all.
Sideous: You want this, don't you? The hate is swelling in you now. Take your Jedi weapon. Use it. I am unarmed. Strike me down with it. Give in to your anger. With each passing moment you make yourself more my servant.
Must do a good impression of Samuel L. Jackson
What is it, Qui Gon?
We were not aware of this.
Must do a good Frank Oz Yoda impression
Disturbing, this revelation is. Investigate it, you must.
May the force be with you.
It could be a trap
Yes, I agree, I must return to Alderaan to inform my people that there will be no peace. We will need every advantage.
He served me well in the Clone Wars and has lived in hiding since the Emperor's purge. Yes, I will send for him.
How's-a you gonna pay for all this, eh?
Republic credits? Republic credits are no good out here, I need something more real.
No, they won't-a! What, you think you're some kind of Jedi, waving your hand around like that? I'm a Toydarian. Mind tricks don't-a work on-a me. Only money. No money, no parts, no deal!
Must do a Pernilla August impression.
You can't stop change any more than you can stop the suns from setting.
The Republic doesn't exist out here. We must survive on our own.
Now, be brave and don't look back. Don't look back.
There does not have to be any specific impression for this character. He just needs to sound like an older man.
How are the peace treaty talks going?
Padme, what are you doing in here?
I'm glad you have interest but it's not your time to know yet.
1. "TELL ME WHAT YOU REGARD AS YOUR GREATEST STRENGTH,
SO I WILL KNOW HOW BEST TO UNDERMINE YOU;
TELL ME OF YOUR GREATEST FEAR,
SO I WILL KNOW WHICH I MUST FORCE YOU TO FACE;
TELL ME WHAT YOU CHERISH MOST,
SO I WILL KNOW WHAT TO TAKE FROM YOU;
AND TELL ME WHAT YOU CRAVE,
SO THAT I MIGHT DENY YOU2. "SITH ARE MORE POWERFUL BECAUSE WE ARE NOT AFRAID TO FEEL."
3. “UNCERTAINTY IS THE FIRST STEP TOWARD SELF-DETERMINATION...
COURAGE COMES NEXT.”
Must do a good Battle Droid impression. You will be playing ALL of the Battle Droids.
Blast them
Roger roger
Owen, he can't stay here forever, most of his friends have gone. It means so much to him.
He said that he had some things to do before he started, so he left early.
Luke's just not a farmer, Owen. He has too much of his father in him.
Get as close to the guy from Attack of the Clones as possible.
You wanna buy some death sticks?
I don't wanna sell you death sticks
I wanna go home and rethink my life
Ahhh! A Jedi! Yousa can help us!
Invasion! It's been going on for many days.
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