Spoof Noir
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Disclaimer: This project is a satire of police radio dramas in the 1940's. Please keep that in mind when auditioning. This is going to be a two part Podcast audio comedy that will be used to help establish a patreon. Thank you and I here's to making people laugh. Please have a discord, as it is the means of which we will be having our recording sessions. Please include your Discord name into a DM to me if you are applying.
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Here is how I want his voice to sound (or close anyway) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUd0VvlhY7k.
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Emma Genius’ husband of two years was shot in the head, dead, He took one to the dome that brought him home. Thats right folks a peacemaker took him to his maker. the window was opened all the signs pointed to murder. The police through the months were perplexed at the crime. No visible clues, no known suspects except for two. Emma and the neighbor Ken Worth.
And with that our stalwart hero took off. Will he solve the case of the missing dead guy, Will he actually get to work and solve this case?
He's a Hard-boiled detective, veteran of wars. hes seen some things (and yet somehow stays oblivious). When trying out for hime think back to the days when people talked fast and drank often.
I’ve seen it all murder, rape, arson, grand theft auto, jay walking…. but nothing prepared me for walked into my office.
I’ll take the case!
I already have two heads, what exactly do you bring to the table?
As her name suggest she is a genius. When you are voicing her think about a woman who has to put up with an idiot. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kv2K62fTXIs us this for inspiration.
Well pictures really, The police say ...no it can't be…
We are or were having an affair.
I stay with you while you investigate, two heads are better than one.
Chief O'Brian is a gruff Irish police chief hes no nonsense and has a particular hatred for Public (probably because he ruins cases instead of competently solving them).
Over my dead body, you're not even supposed to be near a crime scene not after the circus incident
Now listen here I want both of you GONE. If you're not gone by the time I count to three I am going to have you arrested, And you miss I am sorry for your loss but let us do our job if I see you down here again I will have you arrested alongside him.
Public I thought I told you I never wanted to see you again
I am looking for someone who can draw me a fedora sitting on a desk, with a snub nose pistol, a clown nose and an ashtray with a cigarette in it with the smoke spelling out Spoofy Noir in monochrome to look like it belongs in the 40's.
Say something you think would fit
Ken worth is Emma's neighbor. When he speaks think about how they talked in the 40's.
I am, I am Ken Worth I live next door.
I killed him, alright I did it. I loved her, he didn't. Take me in copper I know my rights.
I surrender there's no need for violence.
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